Mirin Thread

>All these New Year Resolutions people are very inconsistent
>Dec. 18

you’re a narcissistic idiot

You're literally in a thread dedicated to reading more into strangers smiling at you as you pass by and you have the nerve to call me narcissistic?
Eat shit, friend.

And that's what we call a troll, friend.

>At work
>female colleague walks up to me and says
>"are you roiding"
>I laugh and say not yet

All these gains and still no gf to adore me

>meeting friends at the train station
>I walk right by them because I'm blind in one eye and have bad peripheral vision
>finally circle back around and see them
>they didn't call out to me because I've lost so much weight they didn't recognize me

Not exactly a mire but it was a hell of a self esteem boost.

Shit like this makes me want a gf. I don’t really care for all the emotions and dates and shit but having a girl make you tasty food that you don’t have to pay for really gets me goin’

Why don’t females ever mire me
I used to be happy about my male friends and family noticing my gains but now I’m just kind of bored with it. I wish at least one qt female would say i’m a big guy or something. I’m not even ugly dammit.

good for you user, that's a nice confidence booster nonetheless

hook, line and sinkered.

Does it mean anything if you catch females looking at you while walking around?
I am a decently attractive, fairly tall, and decently big guy, I got fresh cut today and was feeling good as fuck walking down the street like a confident young man and there were at least 2 girls who I would look over and see them looking at me. One of them I think smiled and looked away.
Does this happen to everyone? Is people looking at you a common thing when you walk? I don’t think they’re looking at me because i’m weird or ugly because I don’t think I’m weird nor ugly.

>be at bar with buddies
>sitting at the bar, two qt’s to the right of me
>hear them go “oh my god!”
>out of my peripheral vision see them both looking over at me
>they’re looking at my arms
>hear ”they’re so big”
>turn towards them and half-jokingly flex a ‘cep
>they flip out, start touching my arm and shit
>talk a bit, ask if they wanna go play pool, they oblige
>quick go to the bathroom, pop 2 xanax and chug my beer
>go back to the girls
>play a little pool, things are going smoothly
>start feeling a bit weird
>start puking and freaking the fuck out
>last thing I remember is running out of the bar in a frenzy
>next thing i know i wake up in my bed with a terrible hangover

You're just an introvert you asshole,
Take your prey back to your own goddamn element and lay it on thick.
Trust me, the chicks dig the introverted marble statue type.

Actually degenerate

disgusting idiot

>Non-roastie cutie at work might actually like me
>Legit 10/10
>Hates hungry chads
>Gets hit on by every dude 24/7
>Tells them she's a lesbian to combat it
>I'm the only one who knows she isn't
>Flirts with me in private in a non-whorey way
Feels pretty good man.

Stopped being a NEET hermit recently
>Everyone's being really nice to me
>Telling me how much of a cool dude I am...
>How much they respect me
>How I have a "heart of gold"
>When all I'm actually doing is not be an asshole
Really activates the almonds.

I think that's half the reason why she's interested in me, because I have such a great rep. That and probably because I told her BFF about my autism, my virginity and my constant battle to swat off 1000 roasties.
Can't wait to chat with QT again though, get to know her a bit better.

Just keep on working on yourself is my opinion.
Not only in fitness, in all aspects of life.
You intrinsicly benefit from you being better anyway, it's a win-win.

>Does it mean anything if you catch females looking at you while walking around?
I don't think so, unless you actually want to go anywhere with it.

>Does this happen to everyone?
Obviously not, did it happen to you before you started caring about your appearance?
It sure as shit didn't for me, lol.

>Have one night Tinder stand
>Next morning, girl tells me I have a nice butt

Feelsgoodman.jpg

>Can't wait to chat with QT again though, get to know her a bit better.
Ask her out already, dipshit. She'll get bored otherwise. They always do.

>got a burrito today
>the place is set up kind of like chipotle, you go down the line
>first girl was a 7/10 hipster I've been flirting with that looks like Aubrey plaza
>small talked with her while she made it giggling like newlyweds
>she sent it down to the register that was being run by an 8/10 new girl
>told her I just wanted the burrito and a bottled water
>she rang up the water and then looked at me and said "so did you want anything to drink with that"
>just kind of stood there like wait did this cute girl just spill her spaghetti on me
>she tried to play it off and we shared a laugh

Going to ask her if I can penetrate her next time what do you guys think?

I love when women spill their spaghetti

Dog mires are the best mires cos you know it's pure

Sunday evening I went out with a friend of mine.

We enter a bar and there's a group of people, 4-5 girls and a couplu dudes.

One of this chicks kept staring at me everytime I turn my head.

Too beta to do anything about it but I felt observed all the time I was there.

Maybe i should be happy about it as it's the first time it happened like this but i was super embarassed.

Yeah, I know.
I only realised she was legit interested the last time I saw her.
Caught me completely off guard, then I started connecting the dots.
I see her friday/sat and last saturday I fluffed it.
>BFF basically hooked me up with a chance to semi-walk QT home
>Didn't realise it till a day later, because I'm legitimately autistic

This friday I'm gunna pull her to one side and tell her about how I felt bad about leaving her on her own to wait for the bus, in the cold, bla bla bla.
Hopefully redeem myself for being such a dumbass, then chill with her after work and get her number.

>tfw never notice a mire from women
>tfw will never get to post a story here because nobody cares

that's fucking gay dude

I'm legitimately autistic as well, don't worry. Just don't want to see others blow it as I always do.

Go for it.

I went to a gay club with my friends and a twink looked me up and down and slapped me on the butt.

n-no homo

semen demon sauce please

>being this new
also its moosefix

Yeah well, you'd suck 10 dicks to be in my position, most people would.
Think Lana from Smallville...

Ever tried just admitting to people that you're autistic?

Happened to me this weekend.
>Go to university on Saturday, because i have a 8 hour weekend seminar
>not feeling like dressing well
>just a vans hoodie and jeans
>i am a economics student so i usually wear business or casual long sleeved shirts.
>two female friends greet me
>"wow user, i have never seen you in the uni with a hoodie"
>"but this is a nice hoodie" and feels the logo on my chest
>"oh wow. You can really feel the gap and edges of your chest muscle. you are so well trained."
>mfw i am a DYEL, that has been sick the last 4 weeks with a severe cold and haven't been able to go to the gym.
>still feels good

later she texts me "I have to say, i really like your chest. *her boyfriend* is not that trained."
boosted my confidence

>I didn't know you had muscles

I kek'd user, also reminder to stay away from benzos unless you want to become any more of a brainlet than you already are.
>Someone who used to eat too many valium and became slightly retarded for a while

>Spilled her spaghetti
Oh yeah that was all you bro and definitely not cos she's new and is trying to remember her upsell line while also trying not to fuck up on a new job

>5th squat day this week
>be doing warmpups
>girl is doing squats with 5kg a side and that cushion on the bar
>looks over to me every time I'm about to do my set
>she finished doing squats and moves closer to me so she can use the t bar row bar for some sort of squat
>loads up a 10kg plate and fumbles around and almost falls over trying to put it on her right shoulder
>looks directly over to me with an embarrassed expression, I smile
>does a few sets of this then transitions to some sort of one legged Romanian deadlifts with the same bar
>a few reps in she jerks out her earphones and her iPod (I assume) falls out
>immediately looks at me with that embarrassed expression again
>doesn't put them back in
>this is my cue to talk to her
>some pt approaches her and starts talking
>I change my path to the water fountain
>go do my last set of squats
>they are still talking
>fuck off and go do bench press

Mired and alpha af

These are some really well articulated friends you got user

i'm not a native speaker. i translated it.
original lingo was "Wow. Dich hab ich hier ja noch nie im Pulli gesehen. Aber hübsch ist der." *touchy Touch* "oh wow, man kann hier ja richtig eine harte kante spüren, du bist ja richtig durchtrainiert.".
and Then the text: "Und ich muss sagen.. ich mag deine Brust Muskeln "

Just pullin your leg user, meaning im just joking around.

Good to know other user's around the world are making their way through life and feeling good about themselves

>German
I feel like no one in Germany lifts I swear to God mate, I studied there for a year and everyone was so tall and lanky, compared to here in Australia where every 2nd guy is at the very least has some muscle

>be me
>be waiter
>be yesterday
>qt pie pajeeta girls are my table
>thicc pajeeta queen keeps looking at me always smiling.
>looks at my arms a lot
>get a 50% tip even tho I fucked up once

>compared to here in Australia where every 2nd guy is at the very least has some muscle
>tfw you're that 1st guy
fuck

Feels good being able to stand up tall and not having to worry about soyboy tits peeking out yonder

>go to mall with brother. He asked if I was on steroids kek (haven't seen him in 6 months)
>we pass girls with their boyfriends.
>all the girls stare at me
>thwir numale boyfriends look at me with rage
>I assert my dominance and stare them down until they look away
>one notices this
>lets go of her bfs hand
>internalkek.jpg

I do bruh, all these stories about mirin are a part of what keeps me working out, someday we'll make it i assure you.

based

the one’s who aren’t LARP’ing are handsome men you insect

took the bait like a narcissistic champion

>tasty food that you don’t have to pay for
Who the fuck do you think is going to pay?

>"What are you chansing apex predator?"
>"Greatness"

>Lana from Smallville
So not a 10/10 at all

This definitely happened

Nice.

*cringe*
god what a sad loser to make this shit up

>all those years without any social media
>decide to get a facebook/instagram page because I travel a lot for work and it is the easiest way to keep contact with family/friends all over the world and they can see what I'm up to
>get messages/requests by girls I went to school with
>ex girlfriends too
>compliments, get invited to celebrate new years eve with them
>not a single one of them kept their good looks, all of them dropped by a few points
>not interested

It's funny how even a few years after high school women who would never give you the time of day are suddenly so interested.

Hey buddy you forgot to take your trip off :)

>hop on tinder
>matches all day
>always mention my body, face, and hair (hairlets BTFO)
>always booked on weekends
>even have to go out right after work/gym because some of these hoes are irresistible
>barely have time for Veeky Forums
My first post in around 2 weeks.
God fucking damn sex feels good.

>>OHP and BB Row day, already did them and had a pump going on
>>Cute milf stacy is doing curls a few meters in front of me
>>i´m doing barbell curls, getting massive ´cep pump
>>Lock eyes with her through reflection
>>She removes tshirt and stays in sports bra
>>I keep staring, idgaf
>>Finishes her set, comes to me, cheek kiss-greeted me, asked how was my workout
>>Goes and does some db ohp.

Isolation fat dude was besides us, watched the whole thing.

i was the tallest (6´3) and strongest dude there, sweating like a motherfucker.

that milf is hightest, that´s the only explanation on why she was doing an actual workout instead of meme ineffective instagram ass workouts.

>>continue working out, staring at asses.

eyelet

>that feel when only been lifting since May
>biggest dude in the gym walks by me as I’m benching
>”damn dude, chest is looking dope.”

Don’t give a fuck about roasties since I’m married. Mires from bigger dudes is where it’s at.

(No homo.)

>rarely get invited to parties because I'm a sperg
Don't wear thick hoodies to parties for one. Present yourself as a normal human and people might treat you more like one.

>be USAF
>going through tech school
>new girl arrives to different flight
>literally 100/10
>blonde THERMONUCLEARWARHEAD
>she just turned 19
>literally every guy spergs around her including the training instructors
>see her in gym
>she comes and asks if I'm using the machine next to me
>I recognize that southern accent
>learn that she is from the same state
>nay, the town just to the right of mine
>I fugged another girl from her school after a football game
>I have found common ground to talk to her
>I've fuckin done it boys
>I haven't seen any other guy get her to smile while talking to them
>go in for the kill
>bluntly
>"you have a killer body btw"
>smile grows and she looks down and back up to me
>I'm in love
"Thanks, you are very attractive as well"
>play it cool
>wanna do something together this weekend?
>she's so new that she's not allowed off base
>I already knew that, this was a setup
>"no, I don't think I'm even allowed to leave base yet"
>good
>I can find us something to do on base

Running out of time, fucked her all weekend, she got kicked out for underage drinking like 2 weeks later. She was only supposed to be there for 1 month LOL

>get something out of it!
Spoken like a true sperg

>Being this retarded

What base? I only fucked one girl at tech school because I'm an introvert

Is that her? If she is, good on you.

Keesler?

>USAF
are you the other user that was posting stories about fucking thots in other bases? If so, damn man you fucking kill it. Jelly

Not him but I went there, 335 sucks ass

heh I was 336. In korea now

B A R K Y
B O I

getting that asian puss user?

You don't need to when 99% of military girls are THOTS

im beta and loner as fuck so no, i have little desire for it anyways.
just education and fitness

>not sampling the local cuisine

also im fucking comm so i dont work with any women

>depressed last few days
>didn't sleep well so didn't goto gym
>woke up early again, fuck this
>glycogen stores are probably full from days off
>drink strong coffee
>make squat and pull up gains
>stop at grocery store with big pump
>multiple qt's working there
>only one checks me out and gives me a sweet little smile
>too autistic to approach her
>its all i needed bros

i feel so fucking good right now.

>leaving college about a week ago for break
>packing stuff
>girl walking down the hall
>walks right up to me like inches from my face as she passes
>"heyyyy You" litterly stares at my arms as she passes
>don't even know this thot

My man

Ft. Leonard Wood

Nah no pics of her but this is one that I talked about in another mire thread, this was my neighbor in Japan

You fuckin know it

Luke AFB here, how do I make friends with airmen on base?

Thanks comm

explain glycogen stores and off days. also why do i get way better gains from taking 2-3 days off especially after heavy legs and back workouts than i do from 6 days a week lifting? plz respond!

Don't mix Xanax with downers user unless you want to end up on a slab

>>female colleague walks up to me and says
>>"are you roiding"
That's usually not a good thing desu

>helping my uncle build a patio
>couple weeks later he asked id i saw the neighbors driving past multiple times
>High school twins had been driving by watching me the whole time i was working there, and apparently told their mom who told my uncle
Man, i wish girls had the balls to act on their attractions.

Nice try Isis

well i'm not great at explaining things, but from my understanding its how energy is stored in muscles. you use it when you exercise, and your body needs time recharge it basically, mostly from carbs?

i was a cyclist before i started lifting, and generally you can ride for about 90 mins before you burn all your glucose, and thats when you would need to eat something to give your body energy to keep riding. it gets a lot harder after that 90 mins if you aren't trained.

recovery is key my nigger
sleep more
eat enough protein
take vitamin d, zinc, magnesium, and fish oil

No seriously, I spend my weekend in my dorm room and have no friends. Help