>be at work, during break
>joking around with coworkers
>one chick jokes about me
>shes skinny and short, pretty cute
>pick her up on my shoulder and carry her
>shes kicking and screaming "stop!" but i carry on laughing
>get to room nearby and set her on my arms
>shes holding onto me tight
>"if you want me to stop then why you hold me so tight"
>she has eyes of deer caught in headlights of a car
>put her down on the floor and walk back to collegues
functional strength
hi user this is your HR department and we need to have a talk
this isnt america
Prepare ur anus for the incoming HR buttfuck
>tfw get mired daily
>tfw 6' 1" lanklet with pretty face
>OP probably wasted years in the gym to get to this point
>immediately comes to Veeky Forums to brag because he has no friends
lmao'ing at your life, manlet OP
youre right but im also 6'1 but not aesthethic face
Hello, 6'2 here. Friendly reminder that at 6'1 you cannot be a lanklet. You are in fact the king of manlets.
>tfw a girl asked to hold onto me
>mentions that my arms are very big
>say thank you, you too
classic
what were the jokes about user?????????
5' 11" is the official king of manlets
i bet that's your real height, too
women shouldn’t be in the workplace for this exact reason
she called my muscles fake
This isn't 2014 manlet, the goal post has moved. White people keep on growing the kids are 5'21" now
>actual manlet LARP'ing THIS fucking hard
lol
#metoo
3'7" checking in here, Am I the king of dwarfs?
Pretty hot, user
>doing some diddly
>working on dat sumo setup, getting into position
>do some easy pulls nothing very heavy altough decent amongst my gym goes
>some chicks are pointing at me
>think they mire
>my knees are bleeding slightly
welp
RIP your job
>be me, 6’9, 304 lbs, 4% bf IFBB pro bodybuilder
>10/10 model-tier face
>walk into gym
>receptionist looks at me and instantly bites her lip and starts fingering herself at the sight of me
>walk to bench and bang out 700lbs for reps
>all the guys in the gym are staring at me in awe
>10/10 cardio bunny walks up to me and drops down and sucks my cock on the spot as the entire gum stares on
Inb4 mad jelly incel manlets say I’m lying