How do I convince my gf to fart in my mouth?

How do I convince my gf to fart in my mouth?

@44010669
>fart in my mouth
yuck!

there is something about this post that makes me feel uncomfortable.

Ask her nicely man.
My girl is vanilla as fuck but she'll do all kinds of freaky shit if I let her know that it's important to me and respect her caveats and we communicate.

Get you a healthy relationship nibba

I kinda wanna see where this thread goes mods pls keep it up

It was made by someone actually autistic

don't really give her a chance, next time she's doggy use something to push air in her butt like a bike pump or large plastic cooking syringe and inject air in her bum, then cover hole with your mouth and she won't be able to break free while also concentrating on holding it in

I've tried pretty much everything. I even offered her money

That's not authentic gas. I need the real thing.

>user, why are you bringing a bike pump to bed
>haha no reason just ignore that, wanna have sex now

holy shit lmao

im screaming

@44010669
>cross posting the same thread from Veeky Forums
no (you) for you, faggot

but it sets the precedent

literally

>doesn't always have a brap pump on hand in the bedroom at all times

You attempted to get your gf to prostitute herself?

And she said no?

Feed her really shitty food. Plant your mouth on her anus and tickle her till she loses control

I mean... Yea I guess if you look at it that way.

Might try this.

Top fucking kek

My ex wanted to pee on me while we was in the shower. Maybe you could ask her to fart when licking her asshole?

>licking her asshole
>we was

Found the nigger

Sage goes in all fields
Also, reported

> I even offered her money
hahhahahahah

Seriously what’s with nogs and tossing salad, never met one who didn’t like it

@gobacktotwitter

Never been so jealous of somebody as that girl

Why the fuck are you bottom feeders using an @ symbol

My ex used to pee on me in the shower...one time she peed on my face while I was eating her out. She laughed. I laughed. Then I asked her to do it again.

Good times user. She's been gone for 4 years.

good thread op

since prison life, and downlow lifestyle are so prevalent, it has become popular throughout their whole culture

Found the virgin.