I just got back on Veeky Forums after a 3-month break

update me on the memes

>what is a soyboy?
>what is bloat mogging?
>what's with all the onion shit?
>what's this weird looking, photoshopped gigachad turkroach?

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In the last 3 months your pic related was made for BBC.

Wow

Also can someone tell me why hispanic women are so fucking hot but the men look like ogres

Same with Polish

Hispanic male here, i don't know man but hispanic women love us. Alot of cock hungry sluts and some are really loyal and racist towards other races.

Tell me how it is on the outside?

What did you replace your Veeky Forums time with? What have you accomplished so far ?

i'm hispanic and good-looking, 6' 1" with a white gf. your argument is literally and unironically invalid

> an outlier is the representation of the majority


You're parents must be sibblings.

Pic related, average heights in latin america.

Polish Chad here, banging Hispanic women for fun

You'll get that first kiss someday user

>the men look like ogres

you can change that to "most of the men", if it makes you feel better, tyler

Literally all proof that only /pol/ comes up with decent memes anymore.

limpiando la raza

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You should have stayed gone OP this place is like cancer for your psyche. A soy boy is a low test beta like pic related

>>what is a soyboy?

>>what is bloat mogging?
youtube.com/watch?v=H9xnpLQRs5g
>>what's with all the onion shit?
Try the onion general. In short, it has a millennia long tradition of raising test, pic related.

pics or it didn't happen

>be Chilean
>180 cm/5'11''
>regarded as lanky by other chileans

soy boy is just another name for numales due to the idea that soy builds up estrogen and/or decreases you amount of testosterone. So men who consume a lot of soy or effeminate and weak

>6'1

Mullattos don't count

You're one person and probably mixed desu who's kidding who

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>Same with Polish
I'm Polish and I was about to write the same.

>be me
>5' 6" polack
why

In the case of Mexico, we ship our undesirebles to the US thats why you see so many uglies mopping your walmarts.

Mexican 6'2 it feels great to walkm among brown manlets.

Is that the girl in GTA covers?

Why do it feels like I've seen this woman somewhere?

>be mestizo
>mfw talking to an honest to God Spaniard Girl from church

I hope you at least kept it Iberian, if not your kids are gonna be really funny looking

It's a generic cute face. Same shape as many non-obese 50 year olds.

You aren't Hispanic pedro. Hispanics are European Iberians, you're just a rape baby of some Inca slut with a tight pussy and a big dicked conquistador chad.

>parents from El Salvador
>ended up being 6'
>mom from a village full of tall mofos
>mfw village is also in close proximity to a Mennonite settlement

Central America is weird

are you giving me permission to claim Iberian heritage? If so, I demand asylum in Madrid and a team of Castillan whores as personal chefs
>t. whyte hispanic with Iberian features but whose papa is kind of a mestizo spic

haha jebany 6'2 mistrzowski wy[spoiler][/spoiler]cig tutaj

When given the choice, wouldn't we all choose to claim Iberian heritage if we don't look like complete injuns? I mean who would really want to claim their Indio side anyways outside of 100% indios and virtue signalers?

Holy shit. Want to go to Bolivia just so I can be a god among men(lets). At 1.9m I'm a full 30cm above average.

soyboy is the new term for effeminate nu-males and beta-orbiters, termed because supposedly isoflavones in soy are estrogens which feminize consumers.
Bloatmogging is the increase in social worth and dominance by the act of "bloating up", e.g. neither gaining useful size nor trimming down for aesthetics, practically a blackpill of fitness only unironically accepted by overweight 200kg+ strength athlete Kyriakos Grizzly.
The onion stuff comes from an Iranian rat study which found that injecting onion juice raised testosterone levels by 300%, and Veeky Forums, thinking that serum testosterone is DHT is the primary bottleneck for their lost gains decided autistically to eat entire onions on a daily basis.
And not sure about the gigachad shit.

What I want to know is why hispanic women get dat ass, but Polish women get dem titties...

>>Same with Polish
How do I pick up girls as a balding 6'2 Polish ogre?

>A lefty who due to his mass consumption of soy has destroyed his test levels making him a weak beta faggot
>dunno
>Someone started a rumour that eating raw onions cures cancer or makes you rich or whatever and all the new people fell for it and started eating raw onions just because someone told them to.

Because the thing that makes hispanic women hot is they're small with big asses and tits. The men don't get those genetic advantages and don't really have anything of their own.

>Hispanic/Polish hybrids
I'd demand more if Poles weren't the only white-ish country not trying to brown its population.

>tfw she slav-squats on your dick and calls you pappi

I need this

Dominican men are fucking disgusting m8. Latinos can be very attractive, especially the ones with more Spanish ancestry.

If someone could genetically make the perfect woman, it would be something like:

>latina ass and titties
>scandinavian/nordic face and hair
>polish/slav tier titties
>conservative & very feminine personality

shieetttt, where do such women exist?

>shieetttt, where do such women exist?
In your dreams.

Largest average breast size is aparently Russians, followed by the Fennoscandian countries. Guess cold climates make big milkers.

>Largest average breast size is aparently Russians, followed by the Fennoscandian countries.
I know.
I've seen those Russian bra fitting videos, and every time its some barely-18yo chick with at least G cups.

Fucking sucks where I'm at any girl above an E is guaranteed to be fat.

>I've seen those Russian bra fitting videos, and every time its some barely-18yo chick with at least G cups.

Gonna need that video for research purposes

Spent a couple of months in Mexico this summer. 9/10 women there were horrible and fat. I was so disappointed. But again, I went there with high expectations.

Having said that, when the chicks were hot, they were insanely hot, legit 9/10 and 10/10s the lot. Insane, tight bodies and beautiful faces. Most of the time clearly part of the upper class.

Can't just reference a video like that and not give a link or something...

Mixed people in general are very attractive. Dated a big butt hapa. Really pretty, really smart but she was a slut and cheated on me. Knew her for 10 years.

Try living in Ireland... Average size is like a fucking B cup, and yet they are all still fat... Irish women are genuinely the ugliest I have ever seen in my life. They are built like barrels, no curves at all. Doesn't help that they use disgusting orange fake tan either.

No homo but i think its the other way around

I mean that isn't true because some are super hot and they have that nice voice which ranks up highly

>what is a soyboy?
An asian man
>what is bloat mogging?
Turning into a grizzly bear
>what's with all the onion shit?
Turning into a grizzly bear
>what's this weird looking, photoshopped gigachad turkroach?
He went past the grizzly bear stage

This is my faveroite. The poor flat girl is clearly btfo:
youtube.com/watch?v=Zrs3M25yltc

>tfw no JJ slim gf ;_;
youtube.com/watch?v=SYWAIbgw3P0

Extra skinnyfat girl:
youtube.com/watch?v=goQ1Ls9W7cw

And this 6ft, slightly man faced, skele girl:
youtube.com/watch?v=VQnoRLTVi70

>average height in bolivia is 5'3

>what is a soyboy?
Effeminate, weak, small, pathetic, male who is typically a feminist. See: nu-male
>what is bloat mogging?
Never heard of it
>what's with all the onion shit?
Some Iranians published a study stating that onions increased testosterone and other manly attributes
>what's this weird looking, photoshopped gigachad turkroach?
Don't know

>>scandinavian/nordic face and hair
nasty

I have this theory that when you get more outsider genes in the community, you get less outliers but more averages.
I have also witnessed girls outside of America either being 1s or 10s, no in between

most >COPE meme to ever be.

I hate going home for that very reason. Wee barrel women, but not only are they called in fake bake but they thing the sun shines out their arse.

Goddamn. Now I miss my slave ex

Too right.

Ireland apparently has the highest per capita use of fake tan. Ireland of all places...

>slave ex
hot

Stop posting stale ass BBC memes ya fuck

You don't think they were cherry picked? Most Russian girls I met were really small

Where are all of these tiddy monsters

t. American who lived in Russia

I only posted that because it was relevant to the discussion. As a German Bavarians are life green animals that tried to develop their own language.
>Joa mei, cruzifix noch oans. Saupreisn!

>smallpox ass corn farmer
>good looking

>does this cloth smell like chloroform?

ereyougobwoy

he's right though, the bavarian bbc is a counter-meme born entirely out of sheer butthurt and an inability to handle the bantz

u mad white boi?

>like pic related
I'm not allowed to keep a beard anymore?

stupid

Wrong, niggers lying about having big dicks on average is the most C O P E meme in all of history, literally. The entire Negroid race has never achieved nor had anything. Germanics even have the biggest dicks on average according to all statistics ever gathered about it.
Also, Negroid men are the most undesirable men out of all the races, according to statistics. It's near impossible for niggerboys to land women from any other races, except for planet sized beasts.

Jewish propaganda porn won't change these facts, butthurt little niggerboy.

Ofcourse they re upper class all the hot lower class get knocked up in their teens by the time they are 20 they re completly unsavable

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This.
Niggers are pure creatures of cope, everything they say are lies trying to cope with what an absolute genetic and cultural failure their whole race has been throughout history.
>muh dik (lying in order to feel better about yourself because you have nothing and are jealous)
>we wuz kangz (stealing the history and heritage of other races because your race never progressed past spear chucking savages and you're jealous)

C O P E

Not if u r bald sorry to break it to you

>Where are all of these tiddy monsters
ikr?
I worked in Finngolia for four months. Not a mega tiddy to be seen.

>mfw abuela wrote my cousin out the will because she married a nigger
>mfw mom who flip shit if I ever brought home a nigress
It was the biggest WEW LAD moment in my life, niggers can't even marry into an inheritance

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Don't bully jeb!

>>what is a soyboy?
You
>>what is bloat mogging?
What you're getting now
>>what's with all the onion shit?
It's what you need to not be a bloatmogged soyboy
>>what's this weird looking, photoshopped gigachad turkroach?
His masters have awakened

>What is a soyboy
youtube.com/watch?v=tG_z6HdfS50

she does porn, known as geniva

indians are the same

Wow this is a new low for this forced meme
Keked a bit tho