Sip General - /sip/ - Quietly chuckling between sets edition

Ultra Blackd sip is my fav

i feel personally attacked

Ikr, that was me yesterday taking way too long occupying the bench S I P B O Y Z

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How many cans of monster do you guys drink a day. I bought the 2 for 4$ deal at the store and just finished one of them. Feel like drinking the next but thats probably really bad for me. Also I got the white zero energy one thats always posted here.

One. Sometimes two. Three a couple of times. It’s really not that much caffeine. 140mg per can.

Blue is my favorite, while white is most aesthetic. Trying to quit though, I'm getting tinfoil about artificial sweeteners, and stimulants make bulking more difficult.

>bulking
>difficult
oh you lanklets

You got me. I'm making it work though, been getting 5000+ calories per day and went from 170 to 200 in the last 4 months

>not manic melon

Get out.

black coffee or a scoop of protien in water. Coffee has crazy antioxidants and brain chemicals beyond simple caffine.

Blue is best purple orange a shit

A lot of points being made here.

>Blackd
Little Freudian slipple there eh? I mean nipple. I mean

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Retard.

There he is. He's back.

Do the "forced meme" thing again.

>tfw they don't sell monster in Thailand

I could really go for a sip right now

>simpsons, spongebob and seinfeld memes

eat cum eat cum eat cum eat cum

Three of my favorite animes. I love this meme.

I'd swap red and yellow, but the rest I agree with 100%

post more S I P

reddit.com/r/monsterenergy/

Why the fuck are you browsing Reddit? Go back.

So is this meme just a thinly veiled advertising campaign from Monster then? Because desu if you're not making your own sips you're a fucking idiot. Water, citrulline malate and a dissolvable raspberry vitamin c tablet is mine.

Just buy whatever powders you feel like adding to your body and make your own you stupid faggots.

i bet you don't even grow your own citrulline malate you faggot

No, I'd say she's pretty fuckable.

Nice blog

Yellow is actually shit

Purple is runner up

White is GOAT

>tfw no more white sips for sale in the store

Iktf. One time I resorted to trying an absolutely zero. Never again.

p-prove it

relentless zero
they were two for £1.50 and I kind of like the energy drink flavour for a change

Let fit mir your seed

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Remember when this meme was an unrefined troll?

I cant believe we've come this far

Wow reddit sucks. Veeky Forums is truly "sip city." Great job boys.

S I P B O Y S

i like purple sips but they dont sell here in uk i guess we dont have enough niggaz for grap soda flavour

white is second best, i like red too.

Oh shit breaking news fellas

costco nigga
24 white sips for 32$+tax

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I use a recycled mega-ultrazero-sip can as my water container, it only takes 5.3 cans to make a gallon.

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Almost

I was hoping that this was a pornstar

I do the same thing. Water just seems more A E S T H E T I C coming out of that can.

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

Monster Energy is for virgin kikes
Red Bull is for chad aryans

>not chugging ubermench nitro

never gonna become the super man brah

they both from the same jew company

[citation does not exist]

>red bull and monster from the same company
no

hydro sips are garbage fuck off

i drink like 24 a week with a few big sips every once and a while. really kills bulking gains though

Nice! Glad you're enjoying Monster Energy™ Zero Ultra™!

i wrote the company a thank you letter and got two free sips!

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>once and a while
>once AND a while

Cool and good

>her
JUST

only like 3 big sips a week

nigga u gon be fat

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Agreed

t. nonlanklet

Orange sip is king. Glad to see that others agree. May try white more tho.

I don't understand the concept of sips

Are you just taking some sips of a monster periodically during a workout to simulate some kind of energy boost?

Ok so you're new. Lurk more next time.

kek be careful, I went from 155 to 205 in a year and now i'm just a fat lanklet with some small gains...slow steady bulk is the way to go

sips are 11$ for a 10 pack with a coupon at the store but i can only buy 1 at a time.

Has any meme gotten so good and stayed good for so long? It’s been well over a year and there’s still consistent OC every week in the Veeky Forums general. Seems like it started getting really good again when it moved over there.

fukken saved

If you sip, you're shit

here's one for crackin' open a cold SIPs with the boys

Got another one for you professor

Kekked and checked. Nonsippers unceasingly BTFO.

Does Mutant soda count as sipz?

White lightning does, sure. Sip away my friend.

Wtf I love the store now (which store my dude?)

This is the real best sip

*sips fedora*

a gas station near me sells Monster protein sips, are they worth a try?

Praise Mutant

Yes, of course they are. Give them a try!

Monster athletes do not win by accident, it takes years of hard work and determination to be a champion. Need a little motivation to meet your personal goals? Meet your new 'coach in a can', Muscle Monster Energy Shake™.

Specially formulated with our Monster Energy Blend™ to help motivate you to train harder and longer, Muscle Monster™ also provides the fuel you need to power through your workouts.

Muscle Monster™'s 25 grams of protein helps build lean body mass and aids in muscle recovery after a strenuous workout.

I also highly recommend Monster Energy™ Zero Ultra™.

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thanks greatest ally

>complaining about people shilling a $2-3 can of fizzy nectar

o shit bois am doing rihgt? am i taking the sipp pill? pass it bros