This is the ideal male body. You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like

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Wrong. THIS is the ideal male body

This movie was bretty bad desu

>he fell for SS

>ss

Just saw it m8, it was ridcoulous. Idk how they can fuck up star wars so bad.

Tell me this isn't real.

Anyone have the original? I just saw the film an hour ago and his chest was decent. Nipples a little puffy but then again mine are just as bad.

Imagine that glorious bulk after Silence

Yet normies will like it. It's as if they can produce any steaming piece of shit and people will buy it anyway. It's GoT all over again.

>all that food
>prolly can eat whatever

jelly

Actually normies are pretty divided in like it/hate it. Like 50/50.

that scene made me fucking cringe, even worse - i fucking paid with my own money to see this shitty excuse for a movie

Haven't watched a star wars movie since Mickey Mouse bought them. Looks like I made the right choice

Yeah watched it tonight, massive pile of shite

How can I achieve the Kylo mode?

Damn Chloe is looking good these days

it's very real

black hair really suits her

I think you'll find that THIS is the TRUE peak male body

It wasn't a bad movie but this scene and the milkies scene were cringy

i'm really confused, wtf is happening, why is this bitch flying through space

>i fucking paid with my own money to see this shitty excuse for a movie
The Jew grows stronger

I mean miilkies was for the guys and this was for the girls. I am glad they took risks.

CHLOE LOOKS LIKE THAT??????????

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The command deck depressurized and she flew into space with all the other crew. This should have killed her of course, but the director decided that Jedi can survive in space????

So ya now Jedi are Superman.

Every day is chest day

Amazing. Every single one of these posts are wrong.

actually it's the normies that hate it. i.e. you.
Star Wars fans know what is possible with the force dipshit.

In the legends there was a sith lord who flew between 2 planets on a giant bird by using the force to project the air into a bubble around him

watching a space fantasy with laser swords and magic then bitching about realism is the most retarded thing you could do user.

This

>Star Wars takes place in a fictional universe where a mysterious power exists
>fictional characters regularly use this mysterious power to defy what would normally be considered logical outcomes to events in the fictional universe
>people still somehow get mad because a new movie that takes place in the fictional universe depicts a fictional character using the fictional mysterious force to do something that would otherwise be considered impossible
Some people are just too stupid to enjoy movies catered to literal children I guess

>He works out at the library

agree. what made it dog shit was Lukes character. I can understand when Mark Hamil said he disagreed with everything they'd done with luke. maybe if he didn't crack so many fucking jokes we could take him seriously

Why do people romanticize Luke?
>in a ANH he was a whiney manchild playing with toys
>in ESB he is still whiney with Yoda and treats the entire training process like a waste of time. Disobeys Yoda and gets his shit #rekt by Vader
>in ROTJ he is a constant fuck up, getting caught in an obvious trap in Jabba's palace, then disarming himself before the Emperor and forcing daddy to save him
I don't see it. The one major thing I can give him credit for was blowing up the Deathstar.

Carrie Poppins was the worst part, but otherwise I really liked it.

Who would win?

Warrior vs Warlock is a tough match up, depends on interrupting the fear

There was a sith who used the force to navigate an old wreck of a ship through space devour planets

2bh that sounds more believable in the SW universe than jedi flying around like superman

Kek

Its pretty dumb in the movie but if you think about it as her pulling herself towards the ship, using the object as an anchor, it becomes more believeable. Then you remember that she has had no training or guidance in the force and that theory loses all credibility.

This will be the new Chloe where you can't tell what's shopped and what's not anymore, right?

see
The thing about the force is that there are almost no set rules about it in the main canon now. Of course there was a bunch of shit in the extended universe, but none of that applies--the force works because it's magic. Also there have been tons of instances in the EU of people using ridiculous force powers while on the brink of death so it doesn't really matter. The movie wasn't perfect, but this is such a dumb thing to criticize it for.

No, its a dumb looking thing in the movie. I understand force = magic but It looks really, really bad and serves as nothing but a YAAAASSS moment for SW new audience. It reminds me of that crappy game where you were a dude who managed to pull a Star Destroyer out of orbit. It's so far out of the ordinary for a SW movie, especially when Sideous's lightning was the most out-there force based thing in the movies to date.

It's very real

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And then you remember that it's a life or death scenario, and that's proven to be a factor in force situations (Luke and the lightsaber in the cave in Hoth)

Luke didn't fly out of the cave and use the force to stop himself from freezing. You are comparing a bearded dragon to a trex

Everyone saying she should have died in space. First of all, it's totally possible to be exposed to a vacuum and not doe. Secondly, she wasnt unscathed by the experience. She clearly went into a coma.

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Worst part is his body isn’t even good. He’s a fucking rectangle with 15% bodyfat but normies eat that shit up

>an article like this gets 350k views

Why is it hyphonated

>what is in-universe consistency
Read more books, fag

>trex
youtube.com/watch?v=8SwuoDtplfU

>tfw no endomorph weak chinned bf to force choke me

battleship crashes into snokes 60km wide ship "The Supremacy" at light speed, tears through it with easy
>formula1.mp3
cookiecutters

back to /pol/

I don’t get it user his body isn’t even that great. Looks like someone who is at a lowish body fat percentage. Anyone could look like that if they stopped being a fatty.

>If one thing can be unrealistic then anything can be unrealistic

People as dumb as you just need to be killed. Have you ever heard of SUSPENSION OF DISBELIEF. motherfucking idiot. You are probably the same kind of person who deflected all criticism from the last shit season of GoT with "It's just a fantasy, don't expect realism"

This is the most retarded argument ever and people just repeat it because they think it makes them sound smart

This was considered muscular in 1995

>Kilmer had a wide but athletic body, which very much resembles the Bronze/Modern Age I physique of Batman

>Later Batmen did not require such choreography. Val Kilmer’s sturdy build spoke for itself, with some help from the script: Nicole Kidman, his love interest, lasciviously implored us to gaze at his “eyes, [his] lips, [his] body”

>Val Kilmer finally brings both a physical and tortured presence to Wayne/Batman

For reference, Bronze Age Batman

Some moments were very bad. But the film in itself was ok. Much better than tfa, much worse than Lucas's films. There were some very good things about it, though. For example, Kylo's growth from a whiny Vader wannabe to an actual threat. The theme of letting the past die was also interestingly done. I mean, most of the good things are about Driver, since he's actually a talented actor.
You can joke, but he looks pretty good. Particularly since skellymode in Silence. That shows dedication, if anything.

shittiest part of the movie, I liked the rest though, but then again I'm not a star wars sperg

That's the real dadbod. This is the body every father across america should strive to achieve so that they can set an example for their children, real functional strength that can be maintained with a few gym sessions a week and allows you to still enjoy eating just about whatever you want as long as you don't pig out.

Because he's a kid doing his best going against terrible odds to make the universe a better place, despite how difficult that is. He shows great growth from anh to rotj. Also young Hamill is top cute.
top kek

>obvious trap in jabba's palace
calculated

No it wasn't. Mother fucker Silvester Stalone and Arnold were at the peaks in the 90's. Kilmer was nothing more than a masculine looking male. Which in todays standards is "swole".

Completely correct. Kirk Douglas in Spartacus is another good example. That's the patrician body.

[space marine intensifies]

based

I agree also. My dad had a physique like this growing up. He was (and still) is surprisingly strong as fuck. Old man strength is not a meme.
Sometimes I worry about losing my gains as I age, but looking at shit like this reminds me of how older men should look. Despite the dadbod meme's attempt to normalize weakness there's something to be said for being so manly that you don't need to obsess over your physique.

fuck off disney shill

Kylo mode is just Chloe mode

Damn, Ernest Hemingway looks like !THAT!?

this is begging for a Chloe Moretz shoop

THEY DID NOT HAVE FLAT TOPS IN ANCIENT ROME!!!!

Damn, N64 looks like THAT?

"mom said it's my turn to use the xbox"

force choke me daddy

Sly and Arnold were obviously roiding though, so they weren't compared with natty actors. Aside from the most testosterone imbued action flicks with Arnold, Dolph, Stallone etc., the face was much more important than body in the 90's. I think Kylo would have been ridiculed back then.

holy fuck lmao

It's real. Half the theater started laughing and saying "what the fuck" during that scene.
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the Chad Kyllyk vs the Virgin orennero

Can we all agree that she's Jar Jar-tier bad, if not worse? Fin was never going to die in the first place because he's a main character, but she stopped him from destroying the cannon because she fell in love with him over the span of literal hours. Her "I wanna put my fist through this whole town" is as bad as Anakin's "I hate sand" speech. I've never been so put off by a movie character before.

Aside from everything involving Rose, Leia having the kinda of power to both preserve herself in and fly through space out of nowhere, and Snoke dying without a backstory, I loved episode 8.

Everyone was bitching about Luke dying the way he did and thought it was lame that he didn't Force Crush the Imperial Walkers or something, but you fucking casuals don't realize the scope of his battle meditation. He wasn't just linking minds like what Snoke did to Kylo and Rey, which was some serious shit in and of itself because Kylo said it would have killed Rey if she tried doing it, Luke was basically in two places at once. He was able to physically interact with Leia and could be seen by everyone because he conjured enough of his essence there. He projected himself to another planet, with a lightsaber, held it through being unloaded on, through a lightsaber fight, and still just a bit longer so that everyone could escape. He was old, and tired, and did his job and surrendered to the Force, just like Obi-Wan when Vader swung at him.

Adam Driver doesn't really has a handsome face, I remember normies making fun of him in episode VII.

But after this, holy shit, all girls are drooling over him, this guy really fucking made it, and once again proves that all girls care about is muscles.

>normies eat that shit up

Well what kind of girls are you trying to fuck if they're not normies?

kek

Bruh he’s huge, fridgemode core gives him mad stability and that chest definition is unreal. Dude is unironically strong af

Yup I hated every moment she was on screen.

REN?

WIDE

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Kino Ren saved the fucking movie.

I actually liked the highs it had. Kylo and Rey got developed pretty nicely as characters and I didn't mind Nihilist Luke.
But it also had preety boring lows, like the whole fucking casino planet and everything that involved the eskimo/chinese girl. Like, Finn was cool in my book before and shit, but they're trying hard to make what he does uninteresting just to earn even more progressive points, to the point where it seems that the adventure they ended up forcing him to do was completely uninteresting.

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