Why has nobody suggested Jocko Willink as the new king of Veeky Forums?

Why has nobody suggested Jocko Willink as the new king of Veeky Forums?

1. Navy SEAL Commander
2. Wakes up at 4:30AM everyday to GET AFTER IT.
3. Literally the antithesis of soyboy. Look at his face. It screams high test.

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a little too close to actual self improvement for this cesspool

echo, plz go

because hes a fucking faggot who doesn't understand the importance of squats

What does he actually do?
He has to have a thing for him to be a "meme" around here.

jocko's workout plan is just pull-ups, psuh-ups, and the occasional oly/big3 . he's so goddamn beefy. high test a fuark.

Can't be a king of anything with a hairline like that, sorry.

he's a roid crazed indoctrinated retard

american military people is damaged mentally by the system

> "people is"
brainlet confirmed

The guy literally talked about doing 20 rep squats in his podcast.

i get up at 4:30 is that special?

kings don't get "suggested" or "nominated" like it's the fucking golden globes

secondly, your suggestion is too normie anyway. public/government sector, clean cut, no flaws, doesn't shitpost on forums or make videos speaking to Veeky Forums, etc. would not resonate here

jocko is a little too successful to be king of Veeky Forums
we like homosexual amateur bodybuilders and autistic roidmonkeys

Latsbrah?

He most go to bed at like 8 pm. Babies do that lol. I wonder if his mom still tucks him in. Guy looks like a beta 2bh

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Wtf I go to bed at 11pm and I get up at 4 for work Monday to Friday

It's nothing special to get up at 4:30. Hell, I wake up 30 mins before this guy. It's good for meditating, doing a breakfast routine or listening to the news. It's nothing hard nor special.

Jocko is both too authentic and humble for a board whose basic metric for success is 'lifts' and many of it's most successful members have been lifting for women for years but are still terrified by them

t. cross trainer

congratulations on your lack of sleep fucktard

joe rogan would fuck this guy up

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Are you a negro on a plantation in the 1800s??

fpbp

They're both bjj black belts, I'm not so sure on that

underrated post

I've asked before with no luck. What is this witchcraft "t." meme?

Don't you have to actually browse Veeky Forums to be the king of Veeky Forums?

this so many times

too little ground for larpers to call him a fraud. His business advice is a bit cartoonish in style but substance is A1, I'm a recruitment consultant in the financial world and have implemented some of his advice with great success.

a.k.a source

t.an user who thinks your lazy ass could find this in 5 sec flat on google

Jocko is great, and his podcast is fantastic. But to be king of Veeky Forums you shouldn’t be an actually fit, successful, self improvement loving leader and role model, you should be an autist meme who’s jacked, like the bloatlord, Rich Piana, Bugenhagen, or even Zyzz. Those guys are a much better fit than Jocko.

Because Sam Hyde, the actual king of Veeky Forums, memed hard on him

only appeals to retarded americans

I find him to be legit and a good candidate as the new king of fit.

What hurts his cause (and this is a reflection of Veeky Forums, not Jocko) is that he has the following traits going for him:
1. disciplined
2. successful
3. not chasing tinder or traps
4. is into overall human improvement, not just abs
5. ...

too many reasons. He's the king we need, not the king we deserve.

I find his techniques of GETTING AFTER IT even applicable to my drab software engineering office job.

fpbp, damn

>navy seal
>high test
Pick only one
the seals are the soyboys of the spec ops community

It's an abbreviation for a finnish word used at the end of a letter. An english equivalent would be like "regards, user" or "sincerely, user" or "from user"
It could also mean source:
iirc

>3. not chasing [...] traps
He ain't my fucking king then

Sounds terrible. I went with about that much sleep per night when I was in high school. Horrible feeling

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He has a cool podcast, but he doesn’t really give any actionable advice other than “GET AFTER IT”

> navy seal teaches you how to gain the discipline of a monk with this one weird trick

what kind of advice are you expecting? he's written multiple books on leadership and discipline, all with solid take-aways .

lmao jacko willinks

One of them has been trained to kill.
Animal instinct, or "heart" as some peopke call it, is a thing and a big factor in winning fights.


but you never know

>he doesn’t really give any actionable advice other than “GET AFTER IT”
Do you need more than that?

Eh, Jocko has like 40-50lbs on Joe, he's way stronger. I don't know how often Joe trains but Jocko rolls almost every day, and his main training partner is freaking Dean Lister.

implying that anyone who can tough out Seal Training is a soyboy

watch all 6 parts of this series and tell me if you'd be able to complete that

youtube.com/watch?v=TQ05qzBh1nY&t=8s

And this user gets it...

Joe runs out of breath and looks exhausted just hosting his radio show. He won't keep up to a guy whose life depended on fitness. Sorry, Sam.