Here's the uncut truth for you dicklets

Here's the uncut truth for you dicklets

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That just made me feel better because my dick's just barely below average, none of that applied

>look like a balding 55yo dude
>feel in charge of writing about a poor man with a small penor

damn that shit looks like a tranny

>It was also the only reason I hung around for as long as I did.

kek

>mfw .5 inches above average

This is the Author, yes shes a kike.

I'm so glad I don't have this problem. It must be hell.

> I felt I had to throw him at least something

imagine how much hate a man writting about "the truth about having sex with a girl with an insanely loose vagina" or "an insanely shallow pussy" would get

TFW 4.5" (11.5cm)

And I'm 6'2.(188cm) Just pcture how it looks.
Should I kms ?

No wonder he was so small, he never had an erection

Weight? Losing weight will make it bigger. Had the same size when I was at 155kg, now at 100kg it fluctuates from 14cm to 16cm, depending on the erection quality and measuring from the top of it.

just get into really weird fetishes
at that point its not even about actual sex anymore, just degenerate teasing and orgasm inducing

Nope.Unfortunately not the case. I'm 80kg at around %15

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This BEAUTIFUL woman only deserves the BEST male with the BIGGEST dick you shitlords!

No but really, this woman should be writing an article giving thanks that any man would be willing to put his dick in her.

What "fetish" you mean dude ? I'm not into weird kinky asian shit

Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.

>mfw thinking of you hurting

I want that fucking sause.

The text is pretty instructional on how a post-wall 36yo fat hag is incapable of treating a man as anything but an object.

How is that Veeky Forums still gets trolled this badly? I thought you were better than this.

These sites ONLY EXIST because they write sensationalist bullshit which gets clicks. You probably would never pick up and buy a tabloid but you'll visit these shitholes in a second and then spread the link around as if you're spreading Gospel.

Kill yourself.

Is 17 centimeters too small?

yeah 18 cm is the dicklet cutoff

Wtf

Have 18.5cm dick, can confirm.
One cm less, and I would kms.

>tfw 4.5
What do I do it's been years and been stuck like that since I was 10, now im 20 no change at all. Does the body continue to grow or am i fucked?

Just think that guy has throat cancer now from eating all those pussies

Fuck these whores. I'm barely 6 and not super thick and ive made women cum. Vaginas are all different too. I have fucked girls that their pussy was so tight it made me cum in a minute, and others that was so loose and frictionless that i could be pumping for hours and not cum. I had one gf for a while that was so loose there was only one position that her vagina could make me cum.

Funny all these feminist lezbo women love to trash talk men but have they ever considered if they didnt mutilate their own body by shoving giant rubber dongs into their pussy since teenage years that perhaps a normal penis would be enough for them? Do they ever consider that the larger of items you constantly put in there will stretch it out permanently? Also genetics have to do with this. I have fucked single mothers who had nice tight pussies, and some with loose sloppy. Its genetic just like penis size. Im sure if a man abused him self by jerking off 10 times a day for years he would have sexual difficulties too. But if you shove a 13 inch by 7 inch rubber dong into your pussy all the time, yes after a while a normal dick will be too small.

A proper vagina should be difficult to get it in at first, you should have to ease it in. If it just slides in easily chances are shes loose or uses big dildos

increae your test as much a possible, drop your bodyfat to the lowest, improve your metabolism as much as you can, this is your bet hope to put on a few inches,but at this point it wont be that much, but dont give up fight

this is trole

>tfw 6.5 inch length
>4 inch girth

life is suffering

Of course she is. Their writing must serve the propaganda purposes on a large scale.

Thats maxmoefoe w lipstick

And what is the average?

188cm and 80 kg? llmao skinny boy

5.12" ± 1.86" covers 99.7% of the population.

yep
also count on subtracting 1.5" on avg for internet claimed sizes

>ive made women cum

That's what you think. Its not hard to wiggle around and make noise just to be polite. Theres only a few ways to know for sure.

every time

When you can feel there vagina spasming uncontrollably thats usually the first sign

lmao

>looks like

Does hillary have rape enabling fetish or something?

when their leg is shivering and your dick basically pops off of them and they don’t want to get penetrated anymore they’ve just orgasm’d user. not everyone on Veeky Forums is a virgin or impotent or small

damn, the difference between flaccid and erect is way bigger for me.

I want to read it but I don't want to give a click.

>6'0
>200 lbs
>erect penis is like 5 inch at best

At least it looks average when flaccid but
I would never have sex with a woman if I had a serious relationship with her, I'm insecure as hell

>tfw my flaccid dick is laughably small but is well above average when erect
>tfw goer not a show-er

Why do guys care about dick size so much? Moajority of women don't come from penetration unless you're really good in bed, so just get good at oral

A woman once said to me "you have tall man, short dick. Short man, long dick"

Then she made an "L" symbol with her first finger and thumb then rotated it, illustratign her point.

Veeky Forums
>What is the average height
About 185 is about cutoff manlet status my man
>What is the average penis size
Man, you have to have at least a 20cm long dick, or the woman won't feel anything.

I love you guys.

She pushes the >men care A LOT about their penis size meme hard. I have never come across size penis talk in a locker room or anywhere else.
>inb4 smol penor and they didn't want to embarrass you
Pretty bang on average

ok listen i got a 7.5" dick but it's really pathetic and ultra-omega to even care about how big your dick is, like what the fuck kind of crying bitch are you to give a shit unless you're like 4", maybe then you could start caring, but since there's literally nothing you can do about it apart from jelqing like a fucking retard, why would you give a shit if you're below average? girls are retarded, i had a gf who said she'd fucked a guy with a 12" dick, like she literally believed that it was that fucking 12", white guy too... she also believed that cow tipping was real because a junkie friend of her said she'd done that while in rehab. girls are retarded, don't give a fuck about how big your dick is, read up on some fucking stoicism if it really bothers you that much...

>implying max doesn't look way hotter than this roastie

That's an advantage. Everything looks out of scale so standing in the nude it's hard to tell the size.
t. Have a small dick but am big and girls don't seem to care

best part is lelin at manlets that take the bait

LMAO NIGGA

>in the 90th percentile
>never used it, decent chance I never will

There is a higher power and he has a blistering sense of humor.

that's the best part of Veeky Forums

Not to be rude or hurt your confidence, but i’ve heard girls talkin about how huge guys will often have small dicks, and they’re expecting something big. I mean, they might just think you’re 6” but you’re so big that it makes it look small, but i’ve heard some roasties laughing about it. Women think that height correlates to dick size.

>be me
>5'4 manlet
>7 inch penis
Can I trade some dick length for height please?

Even if you walked around with your erect dick on top of your head, you still wouldn't break 6'.

Can i get a fucking tl:dr please i ain't clicking that shit link

same except my dick is 14cm, which isn't much bigger

kek

>tfw 6’ and 7”

>she dated a 2-3 inches dicked guy because """""he was good at oral""""" (not because she is repulsive)
>she couldn't feel it inside
>she keeps bringing up his dick size to this day with her friends

lel true. Am I fucked? I hope I will still grow some. I just turned 19. My father is 5'6. Both parents are late bloomers and weren't grown out till after their 20's.

Thats pretty normal desu

no just deal with it like your father did before you and his father before him. you exist because they got pussy.

6 feet is king of manlets
>tfw 6'3" and 6"
I get tons of pussy because of my chad height

She said it was about the length of her middle finger and she couldn't feel it? Must be an actual roastie. My GF can definitely feel when a finger is put inside her lol wtf

So a day jew slut kept a guy with a small dick around because he was useful

Not news really. It's the way it always goes.

a lot of these women have damaged the nerves in their vagina by excessive dildo use and now blame men for not having a 17 inch by 8 dick that they can feel.

Yeah must be I guess. I'm like below/average at 5-5.5 inches with like.. mayyybe average girth? Never measured because I used to be really insecure about it. But I've literally never had a problem with my penis size during sex. Most girls don't even care what your size is as long as it's not too big or too below average.

I wanna kms dude, id give up a an inch in length if I got that back in girth.
Does bathmate/pe work anyone?

Why should I get upset about something I can't change?

>tfw 17cm
>tfw extremely thick dick
>tfw every single girl comments on it
>tfw 3 girls i've fucked, including my current gf has trouble with it because of size. have to use lube.
>tfw once fucked an expensive prostitute and she commented on how thick it was and it was actually painful at points for her
>tfw condoms hurt my dick
>tfw still think my dick is small because i watch too much porn

fuck porn

6’0 is pretty much the ideal height. You put on muscle like a manlet but don’t make women laugh on twitter.

well fucking post it then, shit dude

kek

this too

you can change it. google "phalloplasty"

16x13cm at 1,88 how am I doing?

did you assume user was a tranny or something?

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phalloplasty

Cow tipping is absolutely real.

They do it in Pennsylvania where it gets a little hicked out, I can only imagine how much it happens in the Midwest and south...

18x15cm at 185, would you switch?

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That IS the reason dumbass.
>tfw not 6’3
>tfw no 7”
>tfw she’s never coming back
>tfw parents are dead
>tfw going to die someday

It's not true at all. Cows don't sleep standing up and they are very aware of their surroundings. You wouldn't be able to sneak up on a sleeping cow very easily and even if you could, it would be sitting/lying down.

>Because men put so much emphasis on their damn penises, as if it’s the only thing that makes them men, it was hard not to feel bad for the guy.

Proceeds to tell us how awful it was and how she couldn't feel it.

Someone's got to stop these kikes

T. Virgin

There’s some obvious differences between her trying to boost your ego and a genuine orgasm. It’s difficult to describe but you know when she does if you know what your doing to her.

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Wait really? I never gave it any thought really I guess. That's the weirdest thing to have caught on as a lie. Or a joke?

Yeah seriously Max makes a gorgeous chick from the neck up.

This is a cow tipping thread

Its just a listicle with no actual info or advice. It's the author saying:

I banged a guy with a tiny dick

I couldn't feel it inside me most of the time

We both knew it was small

He was really insecure about it

He used to dirty talk like it was big, which was hilarious

He ate me out super good, which was why I stuck around

I didn't like blowing him because it was too small

I've told all my friends and the topic still comes up, but I'm not mean about it

That's it. It's a nothing article.