Hey Veeky Forums any swingers out there? I just tried /b/ but no responses because they're a bunch of neck beards...

Hey Veeky Forums any swingers out there? I just tried /b/ but no responses because they're a bunch of neck beards. Me and the gf are gonna try it out. Any stories/experiences or advice for me?

this is a blue board. not /b/.

Nah.
But I do want to get into swinging.
Yeah, it's kind of stereotypical.
Large bald well built black guy with a thick ten inch dick wants to bang a mans white wife.
But hey, I want to see what the fuss is all about.

/b/ is no good for threads like this user

neither is Veeky Forums blue boards are meant to be work safe (no nudity)

also unrelated.


Veeky Forums - swingers guiz (i alredy luked in b)

Is it that hard for you to live a normal, healthy lifestyle? One that would not shame your parents and your children?

She's not into dark gentlemen, which I'm thankful for. She has to get her iud trimmed because I kept bottoming out. Don't have a measuring tape though

>inb4 cuck. I don't watch I'm not a bitch

Take your degenerate shit off this board

I went to b because it's a high traffic board. Veeky Forums is a little slower. Don't really know where else to go

Gtfo degenerate trash. Why the hell would you share your wife with some stranger? You made a special bond with her and her alone.....don’t ruin it over your fetish sex

Well that's why I came to Veeky Forums. It's anonymous, they're discreet. I've had plenty of women. But I'd like to explore sexually. I was just hoping I could get some stories or advice

5 men for 1 woman. Most of the men are fat obnoxious smug pricks you wouldn't even like as work friends

reddit.com/r/swingers

Not a wife. No plans on marrying her

anywhere really. just not here.

reddit maybe? craigslist perhaps? one of the *gasp* sex-oriented boards? adv? s4s? r9k? qa? bant? soc?
Literally all better choices than here.
no one really gives a shit desu, we just want to do our squats and oats

MODS, reeeeee
Get this shit off my blue board

I go to Veeky Forums that's it. I haven't browsed b in like two years. This is pretty much the only board I go to for advice.


Settle down virgin

Just delete your thread before its reported and it gets deleted for you (and you are banned).?

ive joined in as a single guy a bit, my experience felt quite hollow in retrospect, and took a bit of time to get used to, but hey, free sex
advice is to get to know your extra(s) before you jump into bed, take your time

I mean, I would report this thread if I could find the dang button.

*looking for it*

I have to live my life on my own terms.

Too bad. But there are plenty of fish in the sea and I'm seeking experienced couples.

Hey, faggot, we only appreciate well-built man chests here, not disgusting bags of fat.

Settle down. Literally my first thread ever

Hello newfriend! You seem to have made your thread in the wrong board, this is Veeky Forums for fitness related topics, there are other board more suitable for a thread like this, such as:
Advice
Feels and Shitposting
Random
>>>/lgtb/ cuck shit
Please read the rules and remember to always lurk more!

I'll check a diff board then but I'm on my phone and don't know how to delete threads

>only board I go to for advice.
OR YOU COULD TRY THE ADVICE BOARD, KEK FAGGOT.

great start buddy. Try /soc/

10”? Bull shit. Post pic

>don't know how to delete threads
You could try going back to 9gag and staying there, too.

Don't worry user.
The entire thread is just going to get flooded with jelly horny people who can't get laid throwing fits.

well built? bullshit. post pic

Bald? Bull shit. Post pic

We're Polish, and looking for a MMF.

let me know if you're interested

In the snow and snow in the night, between blisters and blisters, there is a coin bank and cattle with astronauts and a mask in the mouth

Veeky Forums - fitness and health

Never been to 9gag or Reddit. Sorry to disappoint

yeah, dont be a fucking cuck?

Black guy? Bullshit. Post pic.
POST PICS YOU FUCKER

Colour me surprised.

Waste of dub dubs. Read the thread

and back to /b/ you go

Youre a idiot and a cuck.

now get the fuck of my board

I left /b/ years ago. I just figured if anyone would be able to help, it would be here

you can't even delete your thread or post on the right board. no-one can help you.
the absolute state of cucks these days

uh..porn inches.
Nine and a quarter inches is JUUUST close enough to ten inches to exaggerate.
The fantasy and idea of it turns them on.
To be honest, I don't know what I'd do with ten inches.

Meh, I'm getting there.

As a bowling ball

If you're gonna call someone a cuck at least use it in the right context. Man Veeky Forums is full of some pissed of virgins tonight

okay. sorry. and most importantly quit bumping the fucking thread ffs

i've read it, you're a fucking cuck

/tv/ is into cuckolding

not a bitch. literally hands off his gf to some other guy to fuck

In any type of poly/open/swinger/whatever relationship the female has more leverage, on the basis of being able to find sex much more easily. You'll learn the hard way, OP.