All i ever do is count calories, masturbate, sleep, gym and play video games

>all i ever do is count calories, masturbate, sleep, gym and play video games

same

Get a job you fuck

why don't you hang out with your buddies and meet some qts?

ha..

same

This
And
I think my life sucks sometimes but I have friends who ask my loser ass out even when I don't want to. If you dont have friends at all just get a job and look foward to being in public.

i had one but was laid off
my friends don't really party or go out, but they have gfs somehow

Not OP but how do I make buddies? I have a career already

The dream

Having a job is low test

>with your buddies
I wish I had buddies, too bad I never learned how to have conversations with people.

All I do is pop 2 xanax chug a beer and next thing I know I'm waking up in my bed with a terrible hangover

>all i ever do is count calories, masturbate, sleep, gym, play video games and work.

gym work sleep eat occassional vidya

i want t have girlfriend and eventually own family, but then again most of times i get pissed of by presence of people even if its my family members

Wish there were jobs in USA.

>work part time
>uni
>lift
>vidya in spare time
>occassionally hang out with the gang when we are all in town
I am quite happy living like this actually, making good gains and feeling good.

hey haha thats me lol xD

>Have home gym
>tfw I have literally come close to crying while lifting

>Unemployment extremely low
>no jobs
????

Why?

Its the best way of life actually OP
Appreciate

Almost as if the (((official numbers))) are fabricated

same

This is honestly top tier humour, I think if it somehow got popular on Facebook it would trigger hundreds of millions of wageslaves

I just dont see the point lads, I keep going because I dont want my mom to go through her son killing himself

Ik tge feeling user I push my self
>no fap
>gym

Still wanna kms maybe drugs is the answer

I'm jealous. Imagine trying to do all of those things with a career on top of it.

>smoke weed
>dont have suicidal thoughts
>hate myself because it changes my personality and fucks with my cut
>dont smoke weed
>have suicidal thoughts, dont see the point in going on, dont think ill amount to anything

At this point Id have rather not been born

You forgot to puke

Jobs are everywhere. But the majority of them are shitty jobs that barely pay minimum wage and are part time. Unfortunately those count.

living the dream

You get a hangover from chugging one beer? Maybe after you chug the beer and to the xanax your are blacking out and turning into an animal? Cut the xanax or cut the beer.

No one was in the thread yesterday except you and I m9

>apply to every fast food chain within 20 miles
>0 call backs
>either too overqualified or too inexperienced
>continue to see middle aged and high school fags working

smoke weed, it'll make your lifestyle more bearable

or stop being a degenerate fuck and get a job/start talking to people

Take up drawing. Or knitting. Or some other skill based activity. Something you can do from the kitchen table that stimulates your creativity.

I've taken up pencil art recently, and I suck ass at it, but it's an early morning pre-work activity that has also promoted a good sleep schedule.

pic related one of my garbage sketches

xans and alcohol fuck you hard, a lot of people die like that

You're retarded if you can't find a job right now

GOOD GOY MAKE OUR CORPORATIONS SOME MONEY

There no jobs that pay good that dont require 5 years experience and a good degree. So if you didnt go or didnt finish college yet youre fucked.

...

> tfw no runner gf

It will never happen

Wagecucks don't have time for games at all

I make about 1200$ before taxes a week that required me going to a 2 year tech school.
I mean, yeah i work 12 hours a day please kill me.

DELET

I did mdma. For one night I felt loved. I felt confident. I felt amazing.

Then it wore off and I slinked back into my usual pathetic unconfident self.

No

that looks good user! better than i can do