Alright Veeky Forums lets get this party started, what do i say?

feminist fatties as long as they have decent faces like OP are so picky, they don't even want spooky scary dyels

t. spooky scary dyel who only matches with chubby underage filipinas

Lets hope she replies

The show must go on

Don't get discouraged. Your line worked. Keep up that attitude.

Serves you right for even considering to date a fatty in the first place.

Thank all your friends and family for the support.

i must add that i am not interested in her, have tons of better matches.
doing it for teh lulz

after the worst pick up line comes the best sex

Then just go ahead and tell her she's a whale. I want to se the freakout.

this

Perfect

this

ask if she's into rape roleplay and she says no say 'good'

"and you get the award for the most basic bitch of 2017, congratulations!"

bitches love being put down, trust me

>are you an archeologist?

F

why did she respond so condescendingly

You guys are magic

cuz she's a fat fuk

ask for the number, my 23 years of being a virgin says that she's in.

What the fuck

What did she mean by dis?

I think she wants you to judge her sexual prowess

she's gonna peg u boi

She is going to post these logs on Reddit

I sentence you two 3 hours of intense sex in my place at

This, but don't catch the bait too fast.

>wanting to fuck a fat generic looking feminist who probably doesn't even shave her armpits and has fucked a ton of dudes

You guys don't actually do this right?

>im desparate enough to go on this app
>im desparate enough to fuck a dyel autist who browses a sudanese salmon recipe exchange forum in his free time

OP, you seriously cannot be this autistic.

GET. HER. NUMBER. NOW. DUMBASS.

Is she really that fat? OP, post a pic.

read

>sudanese salmon recipe exchange forum

Get number

...

this
and text back, that you wanted her phone number, not her weight

alpha as fuck

"I want to worship your feet while I jerk off"
you have to message her this or your mother will die in your sleep tonight

You fucked up.

>dis
wait, are you a nigger?

There's no easier way to spot a spineless virgin faggot.

Sounds like she's just palming you off mate, abort

You fucked it up. There is no comming back.
Just write: give number

These are people that think they understand the world and how to fix all it's ails at 20 something with a degree in social sciences.
When you put yourself on such an indestructible ivory tower it's impossible not to feel like everybody around you is inadequate and in need of your infinite wisdom.

Tap into her motherly instinct:
WAHHHHH WAAAAAHHHHH BABBY WUN MILK WAAAAAAH MAAAMMY

listen to chad OP

OP how attractive are you?

I seriously cannot even get fat girls like this to respond to my first message.
I must be fucking hideous or something

Lets move on brehs

This one is actually qt

>leftist
>mother instinct

That's a man

Ask which one is her and that this is a dealbreaker.

AYO MAMA GIMME SOME DAT MILK OR IMMA CAP YO ASS

Is EMA short for "eat my ass", because I am up for that

Are you both named Ema?

She was the judge for your pickup line

So you are the judge for sex

You have been successful. Suggest a time for her to be at your place and set up hidden cameras. You're set to go.

>tfw been in a loving relationship since before tinder existed
>tfw wish I was single for a month just to experience how accessible strange is these days

we're on Veeky Forums
nobody cares

You might unironically have autism. Wtf hahaha

i would berry my dick so far in you whoever could pull it out would be crowned king arthur

ema going to rape you tonight

good one

Even bettrr

Do this one

...

Oh fuck that's good. Goddamn.

Chicks with d*cks are better

You were doing so ok, OP

fucking hell, you had Oh well, let's see what happens.

You picked the shitty one she isn't even going to reply

these digits say OP will smash

> men laughing at top bantz posted on Veeky Forums
> women/soyboys giggling at bitch snark from the exact same convo on Reddit

Something oddly grand about that, like watching the wheels of the world turn

Kek that went bad

She said "find another Ema or something"

Say there's two of them so you get a chance with the other one.

there's another one her pic

BEGONE HARLOT

sorry I don't speak deported

The other girl thought your pickup line was shit too and you still got far.

Can you ask the other one?

Can I talk to the other Ema in your pic?

Jesus Christ, you are fucking terrible OP

Tru

Just grade A stuff there mate. Grade fuckin A

Too much work, we should get together though when are you free?

It is shallow and fruitless unless you spend a lot of time and effort into crafting responses and actually caring. Spending money on the app for boosts and super likes helps, but still, internet dating culture is cancer. Women are so conceited. The only ones up for a quick fuck are the ones you don't want to fuck. The ones that you might actually want to fuck make you wait weeks, inane bullshit chats until you can meetup, and then you have to spend money on them.

I'll continue to do it, don't get me wrong, but I need to start attempting different ways of picking up chicks and not relying on the internet

HEY DUDE I KNOW THAT LANGUAGE!!!
just reply:
>ampak ta ema mi je vsec
and then add a smiley

Lean bulk isn't about a set amount of calories, it's about a set amount of weight gain each month from 0.5-1.5lbs (average), the calories to achieve this depends on yourself.

Or just try a different app... met my wife on eHarmony 10 years ago, and shes fucking awesome.

ok so she said that we had a bad start and we'll see how it goes

what now?

idk, talk to her like a normal human being. Does every chat in tinder consist of spamming lines from both sides? I'm considering making one but I can't stomach it if every conversation is so dull

did you write anything? did she write in english?

Tell her a stranger you are sending this too thinks she is very cute