CHAD here

I see u are in need here.

Let me give you few advices that will never fail with women.

1. never show your true feelings around woman, never ever ever, whatever she says or do always play it cool and disregard any probing from her. If she says she doesnt like your lack of supplication and "you are my only" phrases, just joke around it and never ever show your feelings if you have them. You might evolve to not having them thats good.

2. in sex, use the woman for your pleasure. Never ask if she came. Just focus on yourself, be absolutely selfish and trust me they love it.

3. be assertive, if you like her, go talk to her, be bold, take advances, kiss her, grope her, do everything 2017 would tell its not politically correct, bar outright raping her. USE TOUCH AND CONSUME.

4. NEVER EVER confide in any woman, about anything in your life. DONT talk your goals, DONT talk your childhood stories. SHARE ONLY fun events in which you were the star, if u dont have one (doubt) USE OTHERS.

5. See rule 1 and 4 and repeat them x 10 in your head.

6. ALWAYS feel superior and know you are superior and act like that. NEVER EVER GIVE IN not even in smallest thing that is dear to you. IF you dont care you can give in but ALWAYS reluctantly, let her fight for whatever she gets.

7. OCCASIONALLY be mad for no reason. This works wonders.

8. NEVER EVER share these views with women.

9. Sometimes act like you need women's advice but in reality just act it, to let her feel important and knowledgable.

IF you break any rule, shit follows. IF you get dumped and she says its because you behave according to one or more these rules, be sure that IS NOT the true reason. True reason doesnt matter anyways, you should have another one in reserve.

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You write like Rajesh not chad.

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This is probably accurate but none of this comes natural to me at all. Maybe because I watch too many movies and fell for the woman meme.

>caring so much about women you come to Veeky Forums and blog about your feelings towards them.

Roodypoo

what is learned can be unlearned.
Experience is tough teacher, its best not to go trough shit to learn this but apply it immediately.

>act like an impotently raging manlet

In all seriousness, I have no doubt this works on the bottop 90% of women. All the relationships I've had I tried to take a more mature approach and it failed, they would absolutely have responded better to me acting the way you describe. But my most satisfying relationship ever I would have just alienated her if I had done these things. It's about reading the chick I guess. I wouldn't want a life partner that I can't confide in; but I agree it's fine to do that to just fuck around in your twenties

>impotently raging

Its more than 90

IN room of 1000 women of same age maybe 10 are solid humans but even them are slaves to biology.

Never ever.

38yo Oldfag here. OP is a pasta fagot, but this pasta does have some truth.
I speak from perspective of someone who was a "nice guy" and had to re-program himself in order to loose the wizard hat (which took place at 24).

>I see u are in need here.
>Let me give you few advices that will never fail with women.
>1. never show your true feelings around woman, never ever ever, whatever she says
100% true. Lie. Cheat. Never letvher know you care, or she will loose interest in an instant.


>2. in sex, use the woman for your pleasure. Never ask if she came. Just focus on yourself, be absolutely selfish and trust me they love it.
It's more comlicated than that. Let's say it's 75% true.

>3. be assertive, if you like her, go talk to her, be bold, take advances, kiss her, grope her,
100% true. Personal pasta will follow in comments.

>4. NEVER EVER confide in any woman, about anything in your life.
Hmm.. more complicated than that, sharing storries that make you look good are fine, but ok.


>6. ALWAYS feel superior and know you are superior and act like that.
This. Being confident (or pretending to be) is not a meme. It's more important than your looks, face & body.

>7. OCCASIONALLY be mad for no reason. This works wonders.
This is rarely mentioned and is 100% true. Must have something to do with women being turned on by scary men. It works. It fucking does and learning about it was a shock to me.

>8. NEVER EVER share these views with women.
100% true. Never open yourself to them.

>9. Sometimes act like you need women's advice but in reality just act it, to let her feel important and knowledgable.
100% true. Ask about her interests & shit, learn to pretend you give a fuck.

This is all surprisingly good advice for Veeky Forums. Whenever I've used these tips, I've been great with girls. I lost a girl recently because i got sloppy and stopped using these things as much, now im back to square one. It's abit tiring being unemotional all the time tho, girls always test you

mostly true breddy gud

This.
I lost two girls because I forgot I shouldn't talk to them to much, or they will think I care & loose interests.
And that's exactly what happened.
They used to msg & call me on their own, asking how I'm doing & etc, and why I don't write them to often (used to lie I have a lot of work), than I started to reply to them more than I should have, and now I lost two almost certain scores.

True, , girls and women actually love to be the ones who start the conversation and ask you questions.

The same thing you are describing happened to me, at first she was really interested in me, started flirting and then I didn't know how much is too much and she eventually stopped responding. At least it was a learning experience for me, and I haven't done the same mistake with my current gf so far.

WATCH THE RIGHT MOVIES

WATCH CONAN

>2. in sex, use the woman for your pleasure. Never ask if she came. Just focus on yourself, be absolutely selfish and trust me they love it.
>3. be assertive, if you like her, go talk to her, be bold, take advances, kiss her, grope her, do everything 2017 would tell its not politically correct, bar outright raping her. USE TOUCH AND CONSUME.
I'll just point out there have been studies that indicate selfish lovers are better lovers. It's speculated due to their being not nervous, more in the moment, etc that they're better since girls like to get out of their own heads when fucking.

Oh boy this is exactly how I lost the last girl. This shit is too real man . Any more redpills for me?

The secret is not in knowing a lot, but by applying few grains of wisdom all the time.

So 99% of wiminz are evil

Candy ass

What did he mean by that?
What feeling was it?

>sociopath 101
Gee, thanks, "chad".

Becoming fit is making me into a rapist
Women and...people i'd never think of fucking are now just warm holes to abuse.

I don't know what to do. The idea of jacking off only makes me angry and want to fuck even more so I just can't do it.

Should I go to whores now?

Post your body “chad”

>associating with the kind of vapid whore this advice would even work on

roastie trying to derail an actual useful thread
I screenshotted OPs tips on my phone for easy to recall tips. If you cant be assed learning all the theory behind red pill (I cant), this shit works anyway

>DONT talk your goals
Why not?

aka 99% of women

This
OP is a jilted faggot trying to drag everybody down to his sociopathic level.

so you have to be emotionally uninterested and pretend to be someone else
cool
explain to me whats the fucking point of being in a relationship then?

>LARPing as MGTOW that hard
You sound like someone who has never been in a serious and long relationship. Gee, I wonder why...

welcome to 2017 relationships with women, yes it's awful.

Whatever you have to tell yourself to cope with your stunted emotional connection capacity.
You think literally 99% of women are even attractive enough to be stuck up bitches?
Time to take a Veeky Forums break m8, srs.

Pretty much this, sounds like OP would much prefer to just slam escorts than an actual girlfriend. If you only want a partner you can mentally abuse , there are definitely some other issues that need working out. I suggest therapy.

t. Happily Married

>muh 2017 is so bad meme
U sure you aren't just avoiding some painful introspection?

My long term (now ex) gf cheated on me last week, not long after i'd been hospitalised and lost my job. I truly thought she was different, like one of those girls you are probably thinking are out there, who dont fall to such basic, shitty, warped emotional logic which forces men to be robots. I was wrong, I showed too much weakness and she moves on. Yeh i'm bitter and back on Veeky Forums, but honestly man i've tried both ways of approaching it many times, has many girls, and women genuinely DO react positively to the things OP posted. It's depressing as fuck. I know. And if you don't, your gonna find out same as me.

Nah this is not true. Disregard any of this, just fucking show confidence. Itll fall into place.

That's shitty man but the numbers simply don't back up 99% or even a simple majority of women cheat.
You have to break out of the "any given member of 'x' group is the ambassador of all of 'x' " mindset.
It's a strategy your brain uses to feel a deeper (but fundamentally untrue) sense of understanding about the world. It's much scarier to know anybody can be anything than it is to think "all of 'x' does 'y'."
Best wishes.

Really hard to know tho whole story only seeing your side but it’s possible she finally saw the way you faced adversity and lost respect or fell out of love or whatever. A few bad experiences should not encourage you to be emotionally/physically abusive to your next love interest.

>OCCASIONALLY be mad for no reason. This works wonders

What does this means? I don't get it. Does it means to rage like a kid in front of her or something? I honestly don't get it. Care to explain?

Thats seems to be exactly what he means, the OP forgot to mention this is actually advice from a 16 year old to other teenagers.

OK 99% is an exaggeration. But I think you are out of touch with the modern dating scene and the expectations placed on women. It's true that there will be exceptions, but the odds are against you, hence why this mindset exists to defend you. i'm tired of taking risks now, the fall is greater every-time. If you got lucky then congrats. Best wishes to you also.

>wanting to confide in someone

That's my point, though. We're told that your lover will support you during times of adversity and help you pull through it. Instead my experience is that most women will become distant and yes, view it as a test and score your respect on it. Perhaps that's just the way it is, but it's not what I think we are told "love" should be. So it feels cruel to find it out this way, over the years.
I have cystic fibrosis. When I met her I had it under control but the last year it has become much worse and I have been put in hospital a few times, could no longer work because of it. Hoping to get back to it next year after a major OP, but I sincerely believe my struggles do not mark me as less worthy of respect, I have fought hard to be optimistic and strong for years. I'm not going to be abusive to my next partner, I don't really want to have that sort of relationship either. But I can't pretend it's not the reality that I've lived.

Everybody experiences life as a series of "ups" and "downs". There is no method to make it all "ups" with no "downs".
I think you'll come off much happier if you focus on being the best you you can be. If you conciously act like a sociopath (but aren't one) you will build up a mental pile of guilt that you will have to lug around which will spiral into self hatred.
Grudges and hate have a weight of their own.
But if all you think on is making the only person you can even sort of control (yourself) do good, you will be light in the mind.
I am sorry that happened to you. For what it's worth, it happened to me too and I'm in a wonderful, loving relationship now.

sorry to hear that man, I dont pity you at all though, you are a winner.

Women will never understand a struggle of being a man, let alone individual struggle some men face. Its good to be proud of it and not moan like they do for every little shit.
But its wise not to expect them to understand. Thats why OP advice works.

Yes, MAYBE there are men in good relationships, hell, I was in a solid one with my ex.
But that doesnt take away from the fact that MOST marriages and therefore even MORE relationships just arent worth it.

And just because someone stumbles upon a good partner, that doesnt mean you have TIME in your life to lose to manipulative women.

Above mentioned rules make sure you always keep an upper hand and honestly from experience I never fucked myself when I did those things, only when I "opened up".

After opening up, slowly things devolve as her fantasy of you being a demi-God fades away.

Best just play with it and keep your real self for chosen male friends who are the only ones you should confide too. Male brotherhood, masculine not gay soyboy shit, but masculine friends and social circle is whats needed in todays time, and what would keep many men in check.

Nowdays men want their wifes to be their best friends and guess what, it doesnt work like that.

>oh yes goy, be a (((chad)))
>screw the traditional family, nay, don't even think about having kids, hehehe

>7. OCCASIONALLY be mad for no reason. This works wonders.
interesting fact, look at those convicts getting love letters in prison for example
women for some fucked up reason are attracted to those that exhibit dark triad traits (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_triad)

Family life style is fucking dead bro

Sounds like you're larping again, r9k

>3. be assertive, if you like her, go talk to her, be bold, take advances, kiss her, grope her, do everything 2017 would tell its not politically correct, bar outright raping her. USE TOUCH AND CONSUME.
I used to be very assertive when I was small in my old country, ever since I came to the states I feel that I've turned into a beta now feeling emotions for women. Everytime I have high hopes they shatter it. How do I not feel anything and treat them like the insects they are? I need that gangster feeling without going to jail.

The rest I pretty much do.

It is biologically proven that showing any weakness near females would make them less attractive towards you. Picture this in evolutionary psychology, if you are weak, then she and her offspring are also at risk.

Real advice? Women are literally just like men. Seriously. Lose the edgy teen mindset that women are these weird beings that you need to seduce with “le red pill”. Seriously, they are just like guys. Be friends with them, treat them like the humans they are. Acting like a douche isn’t gonna turn them on, it’s just gonna make you look like a douche.

Yes. Your test is probably rising, this is what all high test men feel.

You probably lost frame and showed weakness. Even if you are injured act like it doesn't phase you and watch movies or fuck with video games until you recover and get back to your hobbies and shit.

Thank you, someone finally said it. I have to turn my emotions off everywhere else why would I waste time hiding them even more?

>Best just play with it and keep your real self for chosen male friends who are the only ones you should confide too. Male brotherhood, masculine not gay soyboy shit, but masculine friends and social circle is whats needed in todays time, and what would keep many men in check.
I've been thirsting for this for so long. Everyone here in America don't really become your friend and society is set up that if you hang with a bro you will get stigmatize as gay. Some of the men also try to Alpha-up you in clubs and shit and the rest are soyboy faggots that instantly shrivel at anything politically incorrect.

holy fuck no.

do not listen to this, this is retarded advice. Women are human, yes, but they are neurotic and emotional as fuck. They do not behave like men, and do not want a man who would treat them as a man. They want a masculine man, who treats them as a woman.

>3. be assertive, if you like her, go talk to her, be bold, take advances, kiss her, grope her, do everything 2017 would tell its not politically correct, bar outright raping her. USE TOUCH AND CONSUME.
This.
I used to not touch women at all, even if they seemed to like me.
I tried to "Treat Others how I would want to be treated...", so I wouldn't want to just be grabbed, right?
Wrong.
Women love that shit.
They love men who boarder line assault them (and in fact, in a technical legal definition DO assault them).
The catch is you need to know it's a 50/50 between it paying off or blowing up in your face.

Honestly, number 3 works. Even with whores. If you ever get a prostitute, #3 #3 #3 works wonders in charming them beyond your money. Even literal whores are disgusted by shows of weakness or neurotic nerdiness.

It is if you want to make it so.

Have you literally somehow got lost on the way to Reddit? Have you ever fucked a decent looking girl in your life? Jesus you should be ashamed of such a shitty post

so all high test males are indians?

stop giving shitty advice you soy boy faggot

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Also remember that the bouncer for the club of her sexual desire is appearance. They're far more shallow in excusing any deficit in the character of a man if he's a high 8 - 10. They're far more bitchy in discerning the character flaws of guys who fall in the bottom 80% of attractiveness . Thems the breaks.

But if you think you're reasonably attractive, taller and fitter and smarter than the average person and so on, doing pickups in RL (bus, waiting in a lobby, on a foreign beach in vacation) actually works.

For guys who are not Night Owls, don't go to clubs. Night Owls are able to be in clubs at the peak of their mental energy. You have no fucking chance unless you are a 9-10 and even then...you have less of a fucking chance. A club, bar, whatever is a trap unless you have cocaine/LSD enough to share with a skank.
Only go to whores when you know what sites to look up. B---page recently instituted a rule so whores can only post their phone number and pictures.

I use N-ghtS--ft (play hangman with the absent letters!) for reviews. Li--Craw---r is an aggregator for all those shitty backpage ads that now don't have a description but they also have reviews. Honestly, just put in a bullshit review (so you can access the other reviews) and pay it forward when you fuck some whore and have an opinion on the quality.

The general rule is that oral (blowjobs) is far safer than vaginal which is far safer than anal, as far as STDs go. It's a lot safer to get an uncovered BJ than to dig in some chick's ass with a condom.

It's funny how accurate this is.

My biggest downfall of my last relationship was expressing my doubts/insecurities. After she broke up with me, I stopped giving a fuck what she thought and treated her like a cum dump (did FWBs for a bit).
All of a sudden she wanted to get back together and stuff. Couldn't be bothered with her though.

this shit might work if you really commit to changing your personality, but if your whole relationship with a woman is a sociopathic facade, shits gonna fall apart

9 is wrong. Don't ever ask for advice. That's supplication. Ask for opinions.

>2. in sex, use the woman for your pleasure. Never ask if she came. Just focus on yourself, be absolutely selfish and trust me they love it.
Then why tf did she leave me for a fucking dyke?

I did something wrong to a gf.
She lost her shit.
And, being reasonable, I tried to fix it by offering to go to therapy and couple-counseling.
I wrote apologies trying to empathize and understand her position.
And in the end?
She doubled down on the
>"No, fuck you! You did something wrong so your feelings are invalid! You SHOULD apologize, you owe it to me, but you don't deserve my time so I'm not going to listen you your side! I don't owe you anything!"
Ended up losing four friends and moving out of state because I just couldn't be there any more...
Turns of when women talk about "Open Communication" they mean THEY get to bitch and moan about all the minor shit that happens in their lives, but when you get someone like the Fibrosis-bro above who just longs for one chance when in almost insurmountable pain to just be held and told it'll be alright, suddenly """Open Communication""" isn't so good.

Type the rest of the letters in the second post so it isn't tracked. I can't find the first or second page.

newt gingrich

1. ack
2. i hi
3. st le

Order of words. Now you can cheat at this hangman.

this sounds like a roastie.

>buying into you go girl "we are just like men lol" jewgenda.

Yeaaaa ...
No.

In olden times men spent more time with each other compared to time spent with women. They say women together sync their cycle. Maybe something similar happens if you are surrounded by women all the time. Many puas are feminine. Soyboys are another example.

Point is - men need to hang out with men more - real men, who know the true hierarchy of the World as its natural MEN ruled from times ancient.

Me and my closest friend have this relationship, not fully but as close as I had. We share everything with each other and put a "kids show" for when girls are around. And we have girl friends but we are both very aware of natural order.
I've been redpilling him slowly and showing him some mgtow videos. Its a thin line but he actually already knew a lot but didnt share for same reason nobody will - soyboys and betas will start outing you in public "hey girls guess what user said to me the other day" - thats why you have to feel for the situation.

Seriously check out this guys channel - youtube.com/channel/UCjVhxbG6CPGw3YP-BpaOIqA

And this - youtube.com/channel/UC4l_02h-34rlgyUhBaUgcfQ

There is a strong sense of brotherhood in mgtow community, compared to redpill.
And many of us still fuck with girls.

Back in the past everyone was mgtow, no man sacrificed his vision for women. This mass pussy hysteria is not normal, no matter if 99% of men do it.

No you autistic sperglords what he means is to be mad, not throwing a fit like a fucking man child.

Ex: Be around her one day and just be pissed off, quiet, not much to say, like some faggot called you a DYEL when he’s about 4’2” 30lbs 99% bodyfat

you sound pretty gay. any hints for a fellow gay man for landing with hot guys? your throat must be full of cum all the time.

I was going to tell you to prepare for some incel rage but I'm late.

I'll check those out. Thanks.

>Women are literally just like men

I think it's maybe a rare 10/10 bait post. Perfectly constructed to provoke rage.

A lot is reading the situation and pushing the boundaries while having logistics lined up.

You dont go out to fuck if you dont have condoms at home.

Prepare to win and guess what... you will.

and thats why you dont share goals. Cuz when u do it, any guy who already has them is more interesting to her.
Wanna be big - guess what - she now knows your weakness.
Wanne be rich - guess what - she turnin head for that suited up bmw driver.

Always hide power levels.

what you think you are is a product of tv.
your real manhood is scratching at your psyche wanting to be free.

Women arent men's best friends. Other men are. No woman on earth will ever be as good as another men in friendship and understanding.
FUCKING - thats entirely different. Do fuck them, but dont confuse them with this perfect friend lover mother daughter stuff thats going on now.

Women are servants to be consumed and used to send forth your genes, your kids and skills.
It sounds maybe bad, but its a very VERY important role, that they now forgotten by large, and that makes them less than a servant.

When the shift happens, many women will be broken.

why worry? You can do everything perfecty masculine and be raw and shit it will never be enough.
For a woman, there is no satisfied state of mind. They are yin to our Yang, to our substance, they are lack of substance. they are emptyness to our filling. You cannot fill them up in that sense. You enjoyed ur turn and now she went on her crazy path.

What fucks up many men - is they think there is a sure way to get their woman happy and therefore get what they want from them. There isnt. A man is happy with a bj and a sandwich and low drama.

Woman even with perfect chad will never be happy. They dont know how to be happy. And this society we live in exacerbates the issue since like children, women are closest to happiness when a stern hand keeps them at place.

>CHAD here

t. PUA virgin obsessed with the movie Drive

LMAO

hahaha thanks for the lels mate.

I got both and was able to access the second website, but N--S ends in what? I tried .com/org/net/info and nothing works.

>Thinking there's a formula for getting women.

I mean, I'm no Chad but i guarantee that these rules are flexible. I think they're not far off the mark for general guidelines. But there are no "rules". A woman that's genuinely got abandonment issues will want someone that's nurturing, etc.

But if you want to just pump and dump then sure these seem on point for that. Its kind of fucked up and true that people seem to find getting "angry for no reason" to be a good thing. Some women think it shows you care about the relationship for some reason. Weird af. Makes them want to please too.

It's an analogy from yoga. If someone points toward the moon to show you the moon, you should focus on the moon, not the finger. It's about direct perception rather than mediated perception.

Bruce told the student to kick. Instead of just kicking with a clear mind and pure will, the student got obsessed with thinking about his approach and thus the kick suffered. We was too focused on being asked to kick when he should've just felt out the situation and kicked.

The overarching idea with a lot of these rules is that you need to put yourself in a position where you have lots of options. Everything else will fall into place. Whenever you give off a needy vibe nothing positive will come of it.

>DONT talk your goals

wat I agree with most of what you said but not this.

Chicks love goals, even stupid shit like about how you strive to improve your surfing or something.

>be PhD student and into action sports
>chicks dig hearing that I'm committed to both of these

Girls will literally boast to their friends about what I strive to do, my ex still tells her friends that I'm a PhD now.

t. roastie

sociopath is a feminist meme

yell at her