Walking down the street

>walking down the street
>random dude in front of me, kinda in the way
>angrily shove him out of the way
>he fucking apologises
god damn it feels good to be an alpha

>had to come tell a russian basket weaving forum about it
>alpha

>have fantasy about being alpha
>proceed to larp as alpha on a tibetan yeti sighting forum

>Shoves people who walk in front of him in public because he can't control himself and has to assert his masculinity and ego at every waking moment
>Mfw

>at some stupid event at school
>huge crowd of fuckheads blocking my way
>i push them aside like in assassin's creed
>chads start moving out of my way
>stacies are miring hard
>insert smug pic cause i have none on my laptop
feels damn good being alpha

Be sitting on a park bench
Old man walks by to feed the ducks
Shove him to the ground and screech autistically in his face

Thank god I wasn't born a beta

t.beta shovees

>at a child's birthday party
>kids go for the cake
>elbow them out the way and carve out a full 3/4 of the cake as my slice
>damn it feels good to be alpha

>join he-man-woman-haters club
>sick hairdo
>win derby car race
god damn it feels good to be alfalfa

>Waiter comes over to my table
>i grab the food off her platter before she gives it to me
God it feels good to be alpha

>get on packed train at the same time as a pregnant women
>soyboy gets out of his seat to give it to her
>push woman and soyboy out of the way to get to the seat first
>whole train mirin angrily

Damn it feels good to be alpha

>Walking to the gym at a fast pace
>Salvation Army bell ringer person in the middle of the sidewalk
>The sidewalk is busy so I just plow right into him and keep on going
>Money falls everywhere
>Call him a stupid faggot and tell him to get the fuck out of my way
>He apologizes
>Notice nearby girls 'miring
>Tell them to fuck off as well

Goddamn I love being alpha.

Thas pretty fukkin alpha m8

>See some stranger shove another stranger in the street
>"Wow, what's wrong with that guy"

t. Ordinary adults.

>be at the pharmacy getting my xxxxl condoms
>little bald headed faggot in line in front of me wasting my precious time wating for his "necessary medication"
>decide to totally punk him for wasting my time
>just as the pharmacist is about to give him his drugs i push him over, grab them, then look him straight in the eye as i down them all
>chuck my money at the pharmacist and swagfer out

God damn it feels good to be alpha

nice one dude

>Taking a walk in the park
>Behind flabby old pajeet walking his small dog
>His slut wife (4/10) is mirin my trapezius pump
>I want to impress her so I can get them guts
>Walk faster to outpace them
>When I meet up with them I kick their dog as hard as I can and yell "MOVE BITCH"
>Dog yelps and starts having a foaming seizure
>Man starts screaming hysterically
>I run away sanic-fast to avoid white male persecution by the left-wing police state
>I can sense that his wife is checking out my ass as I make my getaway
>Get home and post my story on r/theredpil

Damn it feels good to be Alpha

Ordinary adults aren't alpha faggot

Waitress*

>guy in class wants to borrow a pencil from me, just real quick
>punch him in the face and tell him to fuck off
feels damn good to be alpha

Every post in this thread should be read in Hank Ventures voice.

>In the club
>Walk past the bar and grab a bar stool
>Guy comes up to me and says it's his bar stool
>Stare at him
>"It's mine now"
>Take it with me to another place at the bar
>He hesitates, then follows me
>Tries to mean mug me
>Nod at him and say 'sup?
>He says I can keep the stool

>"that autistic kid is pushing people again"
>"hehe, he talks bout being an assassin in math"
>"the other day in gym he started shoving people for no reason, what a creep!"
>"oh my god and he's always flexing his arms and mumbling about 'ziz", whatever that is"

>sitting at traffic light
>remember alphas don't wait
>hit the gas and T-bone beta motorcyclist
>everybody gets out of their cars and mires me as I drive off to the gym

It's almost 2018**

RIP

Thank you for this

>See a cop.
>Shove him out the way.
>Suddenly learn that I am not an alpha.

>be cruising around town in my BMW
>notice a group of stacies
>gun them down and their beta orbiters too
>notice cops mirin my alphaness hard