Why the fuck are you doing suicide rescue if you don't even fucking lift? Jesus

Why the fuck are you doing suicide rescue if you don't even fucking lift? Jesus.

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shit training. shit preparation. he should have had a harness to slip around him to protect them both. the dude fell because he slipped out of his own fucking shirt.

Just watched that an hour ago. It made me not want to attempt suicide because there’s a chance that somebody could kill you if you do.

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bet that guy changed his mind once he started freefalling. the fear of that alone is enough to stop me ever considering suicide

You can opt for painless ways to go like sleeping pills or carbon monoxide poisoning.

Stunts like this are a cry for help, not directly intentional suicide.

>Waiting around on a ledge yelling and calling attention to yourself
>Wait for first responders to come help
>Hanging from the edge instead of just letting go
>Letting someone grab you to try to help

nice

Did he die?

This happened 2 hours ago in Peru. The guy most definitely died plummeting into concrete at that height.

>Jewruvians dying

Nothing of value was lost

90% of Peruvian are catholic dumbass

Is it wrong that the dude's scream made me crack up?

m'retard

i wouldn't worry about it

What should the minimum strength requirements be for someone doing this job? Having reached 1234 seems like a minimum, bench being the least important.

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>do something reckless and extremely dangerous as a cry for help
>people are upset the rescuer couldn't save this guy from his stupidity

It sucks that he might've not wanted to die, but putting other people's lives at risk for attention is not really someone I pity too much. The fact the rescue team had to setup a rope and harness to pull him up rather than just pulling him up by his arms suggests he was resisting help.

Fuck this guy, natural selection did it's job.

Yeah it's fucking bullshit. If you want to off yourself then do it somewhere away from civilization where no one has to clean up your mess or suffer from PTSD from seeing you explode on the footpath.

Also fuck the millions of dollars spent in the healthcare system by young girls who take 10 paracetamol and a mouthful of vodka and then call the ambulance to come find them

That squish noise when he lands.
Brutal.

the worst part about it is that the road is going to be blocked off for a bit making people late for their shit too

what the fuck only sound for me no video yyy

same. sounded like a fucking goat

Leave this shit in /b/

youtube.com/watch?v=ee925OTFBCA
thought that shit sounded familiar

Or helium.
The body can't make the distinction between oxygen and helium. You will die peacefully without any distress because of suffocating. Bonus points for not making it look like a fucking murder scene with bloodsplatters all around.

Fucking this
>putting others in danger for your own little amusement.

You guys are completely retarded.

Being able to lift isn't and shouldn't be a requirement for any kind of rescue.

Have any of you even rescued a fucking animal? Never mind a human. The most important criteria is a willingness to act.

After that, the right attitude. Which will in turn lead you to want to be prepared (mostly understanding and expereince using equipment). Being able to 'lift' as all you guys call it, isn't worth shit in 90% of real life situations. Sure it can (and I beleive, should) suppliment other training, but if you wanted a guy on a harness and rope to help you, you'd pick the expereinced DYEL climber over a fucking 8 scooper with no shoulder mobility.

You know how I know you dont lift? Because its always the fattest, dumbest pieces of shit who think that they can emulate everything they see on the internet.

Can you imagine actually swinging 100 m above the ground, secured with a tiny carabiner, trying to deal with some flailing lunatic?

This job is way to hard for you user. Back to masturbating to cuckold porn and hating yourself for you

>8 scooper
CMON

In OP's pic, had the rescuer been bigger, he may have had a better chance at saving the dude.
And this isn't the only form of rescue. What about firemen? Those need to be quite strong too to even do their job.

The shocking part about this video is not that the dude died from falling but the rescuer who will have now nightmares. He is probably gonna become an alcoholic or a drug addict. Maybe even kill himself.

All of this because of a fat suicidal piece of fat

i feel much worse for the rescue worker who has to live out his life believing he failed his job and was responsible for another man's death. i don't know what caused the rope and harness to drop, but trying to catch and a secure a grown man who just dropped 10-15 feet by the arms is a total lost cause, especially when you're swinging around in air on a rope. imagine the inertia of the man falling and the lack of grip.

the attention whore clearly had to have escalated the situation to the point of dangling from a ledge. if you want to live, cooperate with the people trying to help you at the risk of their own lives and sanity (the latter of which has probably been compromised).

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overdosing on heroin is THE way to kill yourself, once you shoot up you're too high to worry about dying

It should be both you retard. If you're not physically able to help people you shouldn't be allowed to do it. You think a paraplegic would be suited for the role because he's willing to roll his wheelchair under a jumper with some pillows and try and catch them?

>The body can't make the distinction between oxygen and helium

Enjoy puking and turning purple

>GotG3

>you could be breathing helium RIGHT NOW and not even know it

>Or helium.
>The body can't make the distinction between oxygen and helium
Specifically, helium doesn't kill you, it is merely the absence of oxygen.
Breathing more or less pure nitrogen (or any other inert gas, bar carbon dioxide) would have the same effect.

>You will die peacefully without any distress because of suffocating
Close your mouth and pinch your nose. Does it eventually become uncomfortable?
Suffocating is not an inherently peaceful process, but the inhalation of inert gas does not trigger the typical alarm responses of the human body.

>Bonus points for not making it look like a fucking murder scene with bloodsplatters all around.
Provided the corpse found either very early (rigor mortis still present) or very late (skeltal).
Dead person left in an apartment for a week or two is not a pretty sight; surely you've seen tubgirl.