>finish hard workout
>get ready to shower
>suddenly see dis
wat do?
>finish hard workout
>get ready to shower
>suddenly see dis
wat do?
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Tell him to square up.
laugh at his weak ass delts
>showering in the nohomo room
excuse me??
Rape him to establish dominance.
>do you even lift, bro?
FUCK YOU GET THAT PHOTO AWAY FROM ME.
fuck his mouth
u sure about that?
He would break his bitch ass clown teeths on me mighty shaft
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>be me, live in Texas
>lift heavy, it's hot here so I've worked up quite a sweat
>time to hit the showers, with my shower gun of course
>getting clean, feeling good post lift feels
>some fucking goofy clown starts emerging from the drains
>mfw.jpg
>draw my six shooter, alarmed at first
>remember I just lifted and my T levels are elevated
>boner starts rising
>the clowns clothes are getting wet from the shower, I can see more of its shape
>eh, an ass is an ass
>"Get yer rainbow flag wearin' ass over here, I'm going to show you gay pride bitch boy" I say, lustily
>horrified at his mistake (probably thought this was a middle school gym) the clown flails about but is stuck in the drain
>It's too late, he came for kids but he's now got a jacked, hairy, rock hard Texan with a gun pointed at him, other hand slowly stroking his cock
>after I seize it's poofy hair and tell it to bite tile, I call out to the rest of the PLers in the gym, "We got us stuck one in here boys!"
>the clown screams, for now even It truly knows fear
>...and pain from a bloody torn anus
Gather up my pubesent friends and have an orgy
>Where do you think you are going, soygoy?
Tim Curry, pls go
This
Sorry grizzly, ill do my zercher work next workout i promise !
Please dont bloatmogg me too hard
Put him into a standing guillotine, choke him unconscious then finish the asphyxiation with cock.
YOU BETTER
Yes
so edgy preteen atheists are scarier than clowns? got it