THE MINIMUM REQUIREMENTS TO GET A GF IN 2017 (2018) ARE:
>1/2/3/4
>6'3"
>10 bf%
>8x6 dick, must be grower
>6 figures salary
>white but not pale
>strong jawline
>strong chin
>thick, dense, dark eyebrows
>hunter eyes
>full nonpatchy beard, trimmed
>non receding hairline
>black hair
>not brown eyes
>wide shoulders
>tiny waist
>smooth skin
>white teeth, perfectly aligned
>thick neck
>full body hair, trimmed
>fashion sense
>130 IQ or higher
>deep radio voice
>msc diploma or higher
>can drive manual
>own a nice downtown condo
>own a nice car
>great humor
>no ED or PE
>big social circle
>lots of interesting hobbies
>charisma
THE MINIMUM REQUIREMENTS TO GET A GF IN 2017 (2018) ARE:
>be male
>have made up some weird bf requirements for girls to date me or anybody else???
>even in mind im not good for a girl
>???
haha really my man
Autism
> Tfw 6'3
> DYEL
All is ok
delet this
And only requierment for OP is not to be a fagoo, and you blew it.
I am fine with this, only good-looking people should be able to pass on their genes, nobody likes ugly people, so let Chad fuck Stacy and embrace what God planned for you.
> black hair
> not being considered gypsy
Choose one you nigger
>tfw 5'4
Already lost from birth
x6 dick, must be grower
sorry I mistyped this one, it has to be shower, not grower
t. OP
All of which, by equivalence and female standards, will never be found in any true love you will ever think exists.
2018 is the year of the virtual gf
Could you enlighten the board with the requirements for being a faggot OP?
why so salty boys?
...
>be me
>5'9"
>bald
>hairy
>still manage to have several gfs/hookups, currently in a 5 year LTR
At least I lift and have a job and go to school, and can socialize
Switch
>1/2/3/4
to
>2/3/5/6
and add
>30 inch vertical jump
and it's fixed
Dude,,, did you start shaving at age 8 ?
You can crack a golf ball off that facial hair.
>Still have all my skull hair, 45+.
>5'8"
>20%+ body fat
>have massive widows peak due to receding hairline
>have a GF that loves me for who i am
lmao
I'm a hairy motherfucker. Girls like it at least, I usually just rock the stubble now though.
>tfw 6'4, handsome, full head of hair, 1/2/3/4, good jaw, etc.
But
>poorfag, live at home, shit car, etc.
The most important thing by far is charisma.
Not LARPing, I have literally nearly all of these or damn close but the personality of a douchey board. Like most of you, women are interested until I open my mouth. My buddy who looks like richard simmons shit out a hobbit is EXTREMELY charismatic and routinely has a new girl on his arm every other month. I've been on a dry spell for almost a year.
No, not posting a picture because I work in a job requiring a security clearance and I have identifiable tattoos.
Except there are people with less than that with wives user
Maybe these are the goals you strive for but a gf doesn’t require all that
i dont have most these things and I have had several gfs
5'9" manlet as well
you guys are too self-obsessed
>not brown eyes
What's wrong with brown eyes? I never seen this meme before.
>6'1
>~22% BF, chubby after a year of way too much work
>Student
>White with ginger skin
>strawberry blonde hair
>red beard, trimmed but a little patchy
>just started dating qt3.14 blonde, blue eyed girl
>petite body, does a lot of sports
>responsible for most sports activities at local nonprofit
>likes it when i put a finger in her butt and spank her
>yfw it's 99% personality unless you're an actual ogre
My requirements for a girl
>white
>virgin
That’s it
>student
>can be alpha
>1/2/3/4
I present to you, the 1/2/3/4 natty bod
This so much.
>tfw 6'2", handsome 12% bf chad making bank but have a horrible, awkward personality and no gf
This is true except black hair and not brown eyes. I like all hair colors and deep brown eyes are a turn on
A little body hair is cool too but not Mexican Wolf-man style
oh you'll do :3
If anyone said this in real life you'd think they were delusional and/or had crushingly low self esteem.
ok now add 10 bf% to that with tiny waist and wide shoulders
>virgin
jej
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>black hair
>not brown eyes
Show me an example of someone with black hair and non-brown eyes
no way can that soyboy get anywhere near 1/2/3/4!
Consider leaving the house once in a while
sure he can
1/2/3/4 is not even strong.
This the harsh truth
Even if you're a gigachad, it won't matter if you're autistic
Ur old bro lol
>handsome
>poor
Lol that's literally impossible m8, just do modeling for easy money if you're that handso- oh right you're not handsome lol
...
ugly mutt. You're basically announcing that your ancestors were braindead race traitors.
All I want is
>Blue eyes
>Over 6' (to propegate my genetic legacy)
>Strong leaderships skills, overall positive outlook, relatively dominant and confident
>Wants a big family
>Enjoys nature
>Mostly Veeky Forums
>5 figures (to ensure the ability to have a family)
>Conservative values
>Moderate to high intelligence with a sense of humor
Are my standards too high?
>the virgin neurotypical vs the chad sperg
chad transcends categories boi
Because your a fat cow who is okay with being poor, it is too much to ask.
>braindead /pol/tard enters the thread
Having brown eyes doesn't mean you're a "mutt" you fucking idiot
Almost all southern europeans, and even a good amount of brits have brown eyes
Depends what you look like desu women always date up tho lol so it doesnt matter desu desu
Yass queen slayyy
Handsome compared to the ugly ass mofos around me. I've been called gorgeous, handsome and received tons of blatant mires. But that doesn't mean I am model worthy (only like 1% of the population if that is)
>Blue eyes
Men with blue eyes look like homos.
Most redheads have brown eyes tho
I don't think this is true. Men and women usually end up with someone of roughly the same calibur.
Although I have to say it often looks like a man is dating someone way too hot for him then you see the girl without makeup
You guys look adorable.
THE MINIMUM REQUIREMENTS TO GET A GF IN 2017 (2018) ARE:
>1/2/3/4
1/2/2/3
>6'3"
6'1"
>10 bf%
14% bulking now
>8x6 dick, must be grower
7×5
>6 figures salary
Kek 300$ a month. Only 18 and just left hs. Only work 2 or 3 nights a week tho
>white but not pale
Check
>strong jawline
Check
>strong chin
Not sure
>thick, dense, dark eyebrows
Check
>hunter eyes
Not sure
>full nonpatchy beard, trimmed
Still patchy but only 18. Still bettee than all my friends.
>non receding hairline
Check
>black hair
Very dark. Goes black during winter. Blonde ish in summer.
>not brown eyes
Blue/green
>wide shoulders
Check. 128cm/50.5"
>tiny waist
76cm/30"
>smooth skin
Only get 5 a year
>white teeth, perfectly aligned
Not perfectly white. But perfectly alighned
>thick neck
17-18inch?
>full body hair, trimmed
Full body hair. Need to buy trimmer tho
>fashion sense
Kinda
>130 IQ or higher
Never got a formal test but when I was applying to go to an ADHD school the analyst said I was the smartest kid they ever tested and told my mom i should not go there.had 90% for math in highschool and 70% for AP maths. I feel dumb now tho
>deep radio voice
Deep voice, south african. Girls fucking love my accent especially Americans
>msc diploma or higher
Not yet. Going to uni next year
>can drive manual
Check
>own a nice downtown condo
No. Still 18 with shit car
>own a nice car
No. Still 18 with shit job
>great humor
Dark but girls like it
>no ED or PE
What's that?
>big social circle
Yes
>lots of interesting hobbies
Gym, rugby, swimming, drawing, linguist(shit tier hobbies I guess)
>charisma
Been said I have it.
All in all good things but I'm an incel due to being an introvert
How totally fucked are females in general when AI holo-fus become a reality?
You guys talk about having a good personality and charisma but what exactly is that? What defines a good personality? Do I have to be a normie?
Im 5'8" and 120lbs I dont lift but I workout 4 days a week. Im okay with being lower to upper middle class. Being poor sucks, been there done that.
I have to disagree and I would prefer to pass on my blue eyes to my offspring.
How old are you?
>Jaw implants/10
>Do I have to be a normie?
Basically, yes.
Don't be autistic, don't be depressed, don't be anxious
>answering everything
>unironically
yeah nope. you will never have a gf
Damn you would be hideous without the beard. I wish mine would grow in already to fix my godforsaken lower face
>grower
You mean shower, right? Who the fuck would want to be a grower?
>thinks having blue/green eyes means your lineage is completely pure
Idiot. My literal whitemom/blackdad friend has blue eyes.
see
This board seems to forget that if you act like Patrick Bateman irl you are going to be alone, and that no amount of meaningless sex will change it. If you are friendly, personable, kind, sociable, etc. you have a way better chance at getting a gf than just being good looking. Looks get you foot in the door. Who you actually are determines the rest.
>1/2/3/4 lmao
Try 2/3/4/5 for reps then maybe you can have a gf
Who is this bearded meme man?
I am out of the loop.
Fuck you punk bitch Glen
I'm a 5'9 manlet with a 5 inch dick and I had a gf for 6 months with ED. I ended up breaking up with her. I no longer have ED but I have a new gf now.
Y'all need to stop memeing yourself into failure
>can drive manual
top kek
>tfw have 14 of these and i still >tfw no gf
War criminal who drank poison in court after getting life in prison or something
but you need all you fucking retard otherwise you are not good enough
Nigger I had a gf when I was a skelly poorfag, girls only care about looks and social power.
>Haha why so salty over my pathetic, insecure misanthropy?
>U JELLY that I block off any happiness because I need to be PERFECT to earn it?
>Presses 1/2/3/4/
>In decent shape
>Posts a picture of progress
LE SOY BOY hahahaha working out is for faggots. Kill yourself! Oh what? Where are my pictures?
Fucking cancer.
>have a cheating GF
Fixed it for you.