I will NEVER EVER be alpha enough to get girls like picrelated

british accent will slay anywhere in US desu

except maybe the south they might think youre a pussy but idk

>SO WORRIED because he can't bag drunken club whores
Can you possibly lower your standards any more than you already have? Or are you really convinced they're worth having?

You want them? Get rich, throw money around. They'll follow you around like alley cats they are and you're carrying a fish. Be sure to spray your pecker with Lysol really well after you're done with them and keep antibiotics on hand.

It takes practice faggot. I used to be a 6’ 60kg twig who whose hands would shake just asking someone for a pen. Just tell yourself “fuck it” start talking to people and overtime you’ll grasp what it takes to get a good conversation going, how to interest girls etc

Why the fuck woyld you want those bitches anyway. Theyre clearly signalling their worth. You live un fucking londob dude there are literally like 4,599 chicks that would love to be with you and visa versa.

Bad bad bait

Nigga literally just go about your daily life and whenever activities you have involve girls check them all out. Stare at them but in a like you are gonna be their best fuck theyve ever had. And hang near them and usually if you pay attention you can always get an in. Wait for something they’re talking about that you also have knowledge about. Comment on that and you can steer the convo anyway you want after that.

The key is practice but the real key is just talk to bitches. Yeah your gonna fuck it up sometimes but then alter hangs and your good you don’t sooty about them and go for new girls. At my gym the bitches are hit but kinda stale. I know all of them by name. Brittany. Amanda. Amanda. Asia. Shaydra. Mary. Alicia. .. etc etc. talk to girls is all you have to do. Also be /fit
She’s 20+

>Veeky Forums so new that they dont recognize 1 month old copy paste

>whenever activities you have involve girls
what if i don't have any activities?

or the girls at the activities are not interested in an ugly manlet, who has no social skills and no friends?

>girl putting her socks directly on the pavement
Now I'm fucking mad

Whether you use friends or not literally has no concern to them. Not should you worry about it. Your not there talking to the girls to get friends. YOur there to fuck them. Tell them like obvious flirts. Stare at their ass and tits. But if you do be genuine. And be fit. Manlet is a meme. But do be in shape. If you look like a slob obviously then yir gonna fail. Like a slob fat and nasty smelling hoe your not gonna fuck. Same vice versa.

No op bro it takes $$$$$$$$
A shit load of $$$$$$$$
Thoses are whores in your pic bro.
And no i cant afford them eather.
Besides read my pic and rethink why you want one.
As for me i have had 2 wives, what a waste of 12 years.
Dude stick to porn, die allone.
I am.

>Dude stick to porn, die allone.

>Whether you use friends or not literally has no concern to them.
I'm sure girls would rather have a guy with friends who has an exciting life that he can invite her to (going to parties, get togethers, etc), than a guy who is by himself all the time

Yeah that’s true. But if you and her can relate she’s not gonna hold it against you. Your a picky person. Selective about who you let in. That’s not a bad thing. That’s pretty much every woman. My wife is a scatterbrained maniac. Last night she told me her daily life is auto pilot. She hardly remembers doing things during the day. Like has no clue she did something or said something.

Your attitude is shit.
For real.
It reeks of desperation and sadness. Everyone around you picks up on this. Subconsciously they think you're a weird sad autist, because you see yourself as one and so behave like one. Start to give less fucks and challenge yourself socially. Good luck user, I hope your situation turns.

>posters calling these girls ugly or easy
h-how do i get a gf like the blonde in the middle?

t. 32 year old khv

You posted this exact same thread on /pol/, gtfo

only girl #3 MIGHT be attractive, the rest are pretty average or worse m8. Notice they’re sitting alone with no guys, probably can’t get anyone to stick around besides a pump&dump

Your life is shit because you're an autist that doesn't try to change shit

Trust me OP. You want nothing more from girls like them but sex.

Dress nice, have your hair done nice, play a role and that is all you can hope for. If you want something meaningful, those kinda of girls are not the one.

if you got a degree, do one of those english teaching abroad jobs or something similar for a year to expand your mind with fellow autists then think about moving out of londonistan to a city with less vapid cunts and aloha snackbars.
If you dont have a degree, go get one. focus on body, hair, clothing, then go live a student life for a few years smashing fuglies who suck dick for greasy kebabs and then bonk the occasional girl like in ur pic after you can contain the spaghetti in ur pockets

do it fast though because you are 27 and these girls will look at you like you are middle aged in a few years, remember that the best time to plant a tree was 40 years ago, the second best time is right now, so gogo quick

i enjoy these threads because its comforting knowing im not alone in being an autistic basement dweller.

Man up or hurry up and keel over and die already. You're taking up perfectly good parking spots.

What qualities do you have as a person that would make you a worthwhile friend? Why would I want to hang out with you?

This is the kind of person who sucks the fun from groups to feed itself.
Avoid them at all cost.

Anyone else got better game when they're sober compared to being drunk?

3-6 drinks is my best. so not drunk, not sober.

it's weird, peak game occurs the same number of drinks in as peak skeet shooting. in both cases there is a sharp decline after after ~6 drinks

i'll have to look into this further

Flyover state reporting.
Had a british that was ugly as sin come here during college and the dude still slayed because he was so interesting and different.
No idea how one would get a job from that far away tho?

Lol is this for real? Those would be considered prostitute tier in the US

youtube.com/watch?v=VRHZ-v0HdsA&t=0s

If lifting heavy did not give u gains then you are not eating enough.

They look like hookers. American girls are slutty, but if they dressed like this they would get weird looks. Brits are weird

Nothing has changed because you have to be the one to change it you sadsack r9k shitposting faggot.

I hate you so much. If I didn't like myself I'd be just like you and that disgusts me. Fix your shit instead of complaining that it doesn't fix itself.

Use that curiously intense bitterness as fuel for self-betterment.

Those girls look like trash though

how fuckin fat and ugly are you that you cant pick up basic slags like that, jesus fuckinh christ.

ive seen 5'5 african guys just grab them as they pass do small talk and theyre good to go

True dat. Our college chad always shows up to the club with a girl, dances a bit then leaves. Different one each time. Sifting through club squalor women is below any true chad.

Act like the green goats and not the red ones from /SIG/ started doing this and got a gf in like a month lol

>i sad becus the wimmen going to clubs dont liek me

Ew, why would you even want a used up slag?

Lose weight and go to America faggot.

If I'm out of game I don't drink. When I'm drunk a shit test from a girl is like solving an algebra problem. When I'm sober they're just funny.

>When I'm drunk a shit test from a girl is like solving an algebra problem
user, basic algebra skills are required to graduate high school in most states.

Go back to rk9 you pathetic monster. This is a fitness board.

You're talking to a guy who goes out and games here, user. Not a rocket surgeon.

Did your HS make you do that shit drunk?
So glad I didn't go to school in the south.

Lmao loser 'being yourself' doesn't mean you're entitled to being liked by every girl you want to fuck. You need to be real with yourself and look for the kind of girl you'd actually be interested in (because I guarantee the girls in this pic you would not enjoy). If you don't want to pay for sex there's no way out of talking to girls, but it doesn't need to be in a club situation.

Sex and girls won't free you from your lack of satisfaction with life.

I chatted up a girl like that. I'm mostly worried about them not being trash, because seriously. Look at them. They're eating pizza, wearing slippers, one doesn't appear to have shoes on, they're smoking and probably haven't earned a single dollar of the money that bought what they're wearing. Short of slamming them in the ass, I really don't imagine they're worth much. You're probably way better off nutting in an escort until you've found a girl who isn't shit.

What do I know though, maybe there are nice girls in their midst. Haven't dated enough of them.

>>I will NEVER EVER be alpha enough to get girls like picrelated

why would you want to? those girls are extremely low quality

>eating pizza on a bench
>fat
>wearing flipflops/sandals
>socks on the ground outside
>smoking

the only maybe good one is second from the right but she associates with the rest of them so she's just as bad

Do you think the guys who do get with these kinds of girls ever talk about themselves like this?

Women are a pain in the ass anyway
You want a family? Adopt and be a single dad.
You want to get laid? Hire a prostitute
Relationships only leads to new annoyances

I'm not sure if you would go for these girls because you have low standards or because you have no distinction.

If it's the latter there's no telling how they would talk about themselves. If it's the former then you better believe they are not happy about it.

im confused what on Veeky Forums is represented by a jew nowadays

so if i understand correctly

>not getting involved in relationships and sticking to porn and being alone is "the work of da jooz"

but then

>getting in a relationship where you have to pay for everything or getting married and dealing with divorce is "da jooz" too

The Jews are behind EVERYTHING
They even made up nazis for sympathy

we bring destruction, we are destruction

The second thing is mgtow propaganda

praise be the babilonian satan sabath
praise the god of money

I thought Jews pray to god and Moses?

this. just be attractive

no the jews adopted babilonian satan sabath, aka torah when they were enslaved in babilon

Lul never be alpha enough to pull trashy whores who want to be fucked. Its literally what the want to happen and at the same time what you want to happen.
You just gotta bridge the awkwardness and trust gap with some bullshit small talk, cocky funny humour then just to in for the kill

Lift for aesthetics, eat for aesthetics. do anything to your physical appearance to maximize how attractive you are. That includes hair, clothes and smell. practice talking to people, anybody. You need clearly have a severe problem with normal social skills. before you can talk to girls youre attracted too you need to know how to communicate effectively.