Gym necromancer is doing deadlifts again

> Gym needs more manual labour.
> Disguise the slave bazaar as a bodybuilding competition.

>gym twink strutting around the deadlift platform with just a speedo

>The gym's totem pole is watching me again

>alchemist spilled his intelligence potion on the dumbbells again

> The gyms Mcflurry machine is broken again.

>gremlins enchanted the barbells into immovable rods

>manlets uprising reported in gym
>hundreds of reports of toe injuries

>OHP in the squat rack
>Gym watchtower shines spotlight on me

>ticket dispenser on the squat rack is broken again

>not having an irresistible force
do you want to leave humanity behind or not?

>cardio bunnies leaving trail of Shit everywhere

>Gym Eye of Sauron enforcing zero tolerance policy on half reps

>The two state solution for the gym clown and the gym jester has fallen apart, and now they are fighting to the death for control over the gym territory

>can't unlock the gym bonfire unless I do nofap for 50000 days

>Gym Sorcerer summoned a demon to aid the Gym Jester
>Gym Demons took over the power cages

>Gym Witch Doctor has turned all the bars into snakes again

>double exp weekend for Christmas
>gym servers can't handle the traffic and crash

>Make a cheeky joke about the gym Witch Doctor's headdress
>He shrinks one of my biceps

>gym gargoyle keeps pissing in the water fountain

Dude, gym's piss trough is like 20 feet away

>gym bolsheviks seize power
>redistribute my gains to the proletariat

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>didn't use blank text
dumb fag, get gud

>gym bard buffed all the early new years resolution dyels
>theyre lifting more on their first week than i can after six months

>gym ogre takes all the onions out of my bag

>local priest visits
>uses all the preacher benches

>lost all my gains in the gym casino

>getting blowjob from gym twink
>turns out twink is a vampire and sucks my gains out through my dick

>gym sasquatch sneaking into my mirror selfies

>Forgot my ring of power at home and had to use the gyms one

>voodoo witch doesnt wipe down her bench
>she hears me call her a hag
>uses voodoo doll on me and makes me drop plates
>The Gym Lord bans me to the shadow realm for disrupting his followers
fucking hag

>doing OHP
>lift high as fuck
>gym xenomorph grabs my bar and scuttles away with it on the ceiling
I need a new gym

>forgot to bring headphones
>gym banshee is awake
>won't stop screeching at me while im benching

>gym terrorist group blows open manlet pit
>manlets scurry around scaring the cardiobunnys and gym milf
>accidentally get sucked up by the gym janitors vacuum cleaner

two-state solutions never work, they need to work together

>some jackass left all the kettlebells on and the tea boiled over

>gym priest doing preacher curls again

>gym sissy is drinking soy latte's in the squat rack

>gym bloatbeast is using all the plates again

kek

kek

>the gym roastie is offering bjs at the squat rack again

>gym saracens are causing trouble in the holy platform again

>gym blacksmith is doing hammer curls on the bench again

>not getting the gym Dwarf to take care of rats for you and repaying him with beer

>The Gym Greybeard is offering a quest to defeat the Goblin Manlets

>Nekkers have been surfacing from the manlet pit
>Alghouls have taken over the deadlift platform
>Mfw the gym witcher is on vacation

>gym perverts are doing clean and jerks again

Fuckin lucky. Our gym roasties always gone at Arby's

>want to do farmer's walks
>heavy kettlebells are still scalding hot
Towels kill forearm gains, what do

>gym twink gets mogged by the gym bloatbeast again

>gym knights denting their armor doing squats
>mfw I have to hammer them back into shape
Being the gym blacksmith sucks, but I guess the forearm gains are good.

Lol

>gym happy hour over during my max deadlift set
>Snapped my shit up with lmao8pl8s

I should really get a watch or something

Mind flashed back to the fort level on windwaker

>tfw too much of a brainlet to answer the gym trolls riddles, so I have to give him a tithe of gains every time I go

>gym barbarian cheating on his lifts by going berserk .

>Gym gamewarden replacing Zumba classes with lying out in the desert sun for 4 hours

Kek

>wearing leg armour with +8 calf gains
>Forgot and spent whole time in preacher curl again

>take free weight home with me
>get banned from favorite gym

>a bunch of drug addicts have started squatting in my gym

>troll came back to steal all the protein shake from the vending machine and kidnapped the front desk qt to eat later
>call for help from the gym troll slayer
>he is too small to climb out of the manlet mines

>pit is opened for annual running of the manlets festival
>It is ruined when someone spills water into the path and the manlets are swept awayy
why does this happen

>gym wizard has been starving the werewolf since the beginning of December
>he has to be restrained so as not to eat himself
>set to be released when the NYRs show up

It's gonna be a bloodbath

...

>Gym blacksmith's forge ransacked by calisthenic radicals
>Have to split 2 barbells and 2 pl8s with the entire gym
>Gym management claims the calisthenicals are a peaceful group who wish us no harm

>visit the vatican again
>they only have crossfit training

>using the werewolf on DYELs

Your gym has a dark wizard, nice. I'm so sick of our gym wizard's all inclusive leftist views.

>skellies are using all the EZ bars

>Gym Bloat Chieftain invited me to his cheatmeal
>I struggle to eat more than 2000 calories in one cheatmeal

Wat to do ?

>giving the underground Jew your beer

Do your presses inside the squat rack, they can't go there

Starve yourself dor a day before hand and then smoke a shitton of weed an hour before bloatmaxxing

>Gym Warlock and gym Necromancer Fighting again

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>tfw gym communists demand everyone share gains equally
>they are occupying the power rack and squat rack, shouting abuse at anyone with intermediate lifts, gym employees secretly on their side
These little fucks are doing shakeweights and they think they deserve my hard-earned gainz?

Gym knights keep screaming 'DEUS VULT' while lifting

Underrated post

God, I love these threads. They remind me of better times. I love you bros, you're my best and only friends. Merry christmas

>Need to take a shower, but penis inspector forgot his gloves again today

You mean jerk and cleans

>gym staff is baking protein cookies for SwoleClaus
>all o'them gone before even christmas starts
GUESS who's not gonna get gains this winter

>hear loud bang
>mfw the gym dyel dropped the landmine again
>gym janitor says he's too tired to do cleans

Merry christmas for you too, user

>gym rat crawled into the manlet pit
>music is drowned out by high pitched screaming in a language I dont understand

>gym chaos warmaster declares another black crusade
>gym demons and chaos spawn using all the equipment
>gym's resident tactical genius infiltrated a baneblade into the front door, cant even leave to go to a different gym unless you can lift it out of the way
>all the gym chaos space marines too busy making sacrifices to khorne or doing kinky slaanesh stuff in the bathroom to help

It was nice knowing my gains while they lasted

>king of the manlets doing deep squats
>an inch away from jumping out of the pit

>gym crusaders start a holy crusade for the holy golden scoop.

>the holy golden scoop
you mean coffee, the holy grail?
soundcloud.com/user-487171661/coffee-holy-grail-drink

>Walking through snow towards gym
>A 1000-pound barbell is lying on the ground
>Giant padded footprints with giant claws trail away from it
>The gym yeti is skulking about

How do the gym saracens and gym crusaders actually manage to keep off each others throats?