How do you guys eat your onions?

How do you guys eat your onions?

with soy sauce

kek

haha meme

Onion rings. Wash them down with a Heineken.

I don't. I don't fall for memes that are made to embarrass you faggots and make you look silly, not that it's hard to do.

Eggs and bacon. I only eat eggs and bacon.

Never thought increasing my testosterone and becoming a better athlete would be this tasty

Blend em with water, drink em. It's not a meme, people have known about onions (and garlic) for millennia, testlet onionlets are just hatin

I use onion suppositories

Is there any benefit to using these as squat plugs?

Just put them on whatever you're eating already...

> chicken and pasta, add diced onions
> cheeseburger, add sliced onion
> salad, add onions
> bake pizza, top with onions
> ramen, add onions

Not rocket science here people

You forgot: the burn and the smell.

I chop a raw one into a bowl of rice. It doesn't taste too good I need a better way to eat them

lemon juice gets rid of the burn and afaik the smell too. i usually chop my onions up, put them in a mug, add lemon juice and stir

Lemon Juice destroys the compounds responsible for gains found in onions.

Raw , with a fuckton of Lemon Juice on top of it. It basically tastes like lemon, with the texture of a salad. I eat them all at once in mid-day, it really does boost me . Made me give up on coffee as well. I am living the onion meme for the 3rd day in a row, hoping it helps.. I don't know if it's placebo bullshit , but it seems to work .
> Meanwhile at home, mum is screening the entire Kitchen
> "Where the fuck are the onions , I bought a new batch last week !"

I put them in my protein shake

One whole onion pureed with
a clove of garlic,
a banana,
an apple,
an orange,
a carrot,
a stalk of celery,
a couple head of brusselsprouts,
a few crowns of broccoli,
some small radishes,
and pineapple chunks when I've got them.
Goes down like a thick fruit smoothie, I'm thinking of adding yogurt for viscosity.
Been at it for a week, been the cock of the walk at work, all the qt 3.14 are doing nothing but mirin, even chatted up a cute latina cashier at work.
Sleep is easily induced, dreams are hyper realistic.
Feel super virile, assertive even.

Blend it with water

Do you have a single fact to back that up?

I cut up 1 whole red organic onion, add several tbsp of lemon juice, blend, and eat with a spoon.

It's honestly pretty good, and the results seem to be even better than when you attempt to eat it because it's easier to put away an entire onion when it is slushie.

With wggs and garlic nigga duh. Half an onion at a time

With my szechuan sauce of course

How is the smell though? No onion sweats or body odor?

With pickled herring. It’s the secret to our superior dutch height.

With pride

Mustard.

That's the price to pay if you want 300% more test, fuckboi

Trust me
If you eat the skin, it cancels out the smell (for me at least)
Wash it and tear it into small pieces that can be chewed and swallowed

Yes the onion shits and sweat is real. Not too bad tho

How to remove onion breath, onionchads?

I use them however they're used in the recipe. I use onions for flavor, not for test meme

My supply of onions seem to have become slightly frozen because of the winter cold.
Give it to me straight Veeky Forums, are they completely ruined?

>How do you guys eat your onions?
Sometimes sauteed (or caramelized, if sweet yellow onions) and put on a cheeseburger, or maybe in a soup or stew. Not bad in a burrito or carne asada tacos, if I can get them.
>b-b-b-but user, you're supposed to eat a bushel a day of them raw!
LOL that's stupid, what do you think I am, an Iranian lab rat? Why would I do that, it does NOTHING other than make eating a horror. Only silly gullible people do things like that!

Heh, nice strawman kid

>doesn't have any clue what 'strawman' actually means
>commits 'personal attack' error in the process

>is a huge faggot who claims people said to eat a bushell of onions a day
>not committing strawman fallacy

where did you store them that is below zero?

olive oil, salt, parsley

in my scrambled eggs

Cupboard in the garage, have since moved them back to the kitchen. It's been cold lately, hope it isn't too late

chewing gum or breath mints