>Consistently on the wrong end of dysmorphia, whether skelly mode or bloatmaxing in old age >Obviously gay but refuses to admit or even acknowledge his homosexuality openly >Manlet who wears lifts to appear taller on stage >Teeming with resentment for anyone happier or more successful than him
TWO LOVERS ENTWINED PASS ME BY AND HEAVEN KNOWS I'M MISERABLE NOW
Sebastian Foster
The guy was Veeky Forums-ready 20 years before it existed. Writes multiple songs about how much he hates immigrants, libkids still love him. Performs a song called "The National Front Disco" in front of a Parisian audience and asks them if they think it would be a hit single. He's obviously on an elite level.
>Obviously gay but refuses to admit or even acknowledge his homosexuality openly >In his autobiography, Morrissey also mentions a relationship with a younger Italian man, known only as "Gelato", with whom he sought to buy a house around 2006. ?
Isaiah Wood
> unafraid to say Britain is exclusively for the Britons Absolutely our guy.
Noah Murphy
>absolutely our guy stopped reading right there
Michael Price
PANIC ON THE STREETS OF L O N D O N O N D O N
Jason Torres
WILL NATURE MAKE A MAN OF ME YET?
Samuel White
Im a disgusting phoneposter and its a chore doing dashes
Andrew Fisher
You mean slashes?
Caleb Hall
the smiths is music for soyboys
not even memeing
Colton Scott
As long as you’re aware of this it can be enjoyed without the effects taking hold
Oliver Cox
I mean whatever i said you fucking kiketop poster.
Asher Walker
> As long as you’re aware sex with men is gay it can be enjoyed without the homosexuality taking hold
Cameron Ortiz
Why would you be adding dashes to "our guy"? Makes no sense.
Dominic Kelly
Now you're finally getting it. Congrats, you're officially a fitizen now.