Why do men fall for retarded ass fake tits but women don't fall for retarded ass fake abs?

Why do men fall for retarded ass fake tits but women don't fall for retarded ass fake abs?

because fake abs arent a thing and most men dont like bolt on fake tits unless they were exposed to it through 70s porn and have a fetish for it

>fake abs aren't a thing

Fake tits are nice dude.
Nothing better than a skinny slut with a pair of medium sized fakies
Sauce?

Eva Karera

Thank you, good sir

what the fuck compells a man to find someone like her attractive enough to ask for source?

arent a thing as in not common. tons of girls have implants. a handful of weird guys have fake abs

implants that look like they could be real sure, but obvious fakes like OPs generally no

She gets my cock hard, would love her as a gf
I like fakes that look like fakes, think your typical pornwhore

youre atypical then. most people dont

>Have a loving 7/10 plain jane high school sweetheart girlfriend with good personality
>Have 10/10 hot blonde slut friend who I flirt with
>dump girlfriend to fuck around with slut friend
>or so I think
>chase blonde for a while
>she ditches on all dates
>we go radio silent on eachother. I guess because I was too pushy for her and she was too frustrating for me
>meet another 7/10 plain jane with good personality, who shly keeps trying to spend time with me
I keep meeting wife material too early. All I want are fuckbuddy sluts for the next few years.

My theory is that it's a result of guys who only look at porn, and have little to no exposure to females irl. In my experience guys who like fakes are pretty gross themselves

>Nothing better than a skinny slut with a pair of medium sized fakies
They look great in clothes, but terrible topless

you can divorce your wife. Most alphas have had at least 4.

Get a job that involves some travel, and cheat

But you're a whore, you're not husband material. Just accept that you're a whore who will never experience love and move on with the sluts. Assholes like you are why some good girls become sluts, you mentally ruin them. Keep your damage within your whore circle

Nothing better than a pair of gravity defying tiddies

I also like big cowtits, im a simple man

Wrong approach, MEN fall for retarded ass fake tits.

Boobs are pretty much a sexual organ on women you moron. It would be like dick surgery.

Boobs are actually a secondary characteristic, not a primary sexual characteristic- that would be the vagina

Also dick surgery has existed for years, it's not very popular among the ladies because most females want a normal sized cock, not a demon to split them in two

degenerate

>this is what dicklets believe

This

Yeah but cunts look kind of gross.

Quick rundown on that guy

>most females want a normal sized cock, not a demon to split them in two

>dick surgery has existed for years
False. If it did, the vast majority of guys would do it. Nobody would walk around with a micropenis either.

Because you can stick your dick between fake tits, how the hell is a vagoo supposed to fit on abs of any kind?

Pleb

>memecenter.com
okay

garbage advice

>not posing the original one

>i'm the leftmost A
wew

Are penis enlargements that don't lead to your dick having to be amputated real?

Hi /r9k/

>not posting the actual original one
Dicklets, when will they learn?

You poor, poor pleb.

The majority of pornstars get fake tits for a reason virgin.

It also ruins 99% of them. They get it because some greasy blob tells them they get more money by doing it and they look like shit after. Almost every american pornstar is destroyed by this.

His face is disgusting but his body is pure gold

>most women want a normal sized cock

If only

Hahahahaha, that fucking COPE. Life isn't a Disney movie, retarded faggot. The chads that pump and dump all throughout high school and college DO get the pure waifu girl in the end. Stupid gymcel, it's all about GENETICS, there is no "karma", attraction is predetermined by HEIGHT, FACE, FRAME, the amount of chicks you fucked before is IRRELEVANT


>n-nice guys get the g-girl in the end

The COPE is surreal

t.chode

shut up you don't know what you're talking about faggot.

>women don't want a demon to split them in two
That is all they want.

Yeah that's why dildos are all shaped like average penises.


Oh.

Wait

this is the truth. in my experience I've found that fit girls/girls who do sports look a little awkward in regular clothing but look great naked. I had developmental biology with a water polo player who looked a little weird in clothes but I spotted her at the pool in a bikini and she was looking good

>Low life detected

Enjoy your unstable marriages and kids with anxiety and self worth issues

What a faggot. Fucking kill yourself

>not a demon to split them in two
According to my animes, you are wrong

Eva Karera is made for BBC

they can have her