Meanwhile in Veeky Forums sauna

Meanwhile in Veeky Forums sauna

*dies*

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>everyone gets a semi

Ooh horosho!

No woman.
No clothes
No homo.

Got a bittersweet kek out of me.

Hey guys, is this average sized?

*whips out dick*

3 inches is not average

>can't tell while it's flaccid

Nice butt
>no homo

You guys don't mind if I do some stretches, right?

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>sauna has women only day
>men are only allowed in the seperate sauna
>Veeky Forumsitizens didn't realise that, think they gon see some comfy pussy
>every two minutes, some smug fuck comes into a sauna of pumped up, sexually frustrated blobs of muscle

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I recently discovered cracking my back hanging over like that.. deep pops in the middle spine.

sex
just gay, sweaty, muscular bro sex

>The awkwardness after Chad got picked up by some girls and went into the other sauna and there is no one to dominate the conversations

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nice pencil calves fag

kek

looool

Excuse me, only natty allowed.

what's going on in here

NATTY ONLY

We don't need dehydrated roiders having heart attacks in here, AGAIN.

>be grower
>flaccid dick size right after gym in cold conditions is ~1 inch
>mfw
H-haha good one guys.

>we're not all gonna make it out of here, brahs

DELET

Howdy friends. Hope no one minds if I put some more tomato soup on the coals here...

Awwwwww yeeeaaahh. That'll do nicelyaaaaaahhh

*braaap*
Sips?