Wow user you are big now

>wow user you are big now

>you are so strong, look at those arms!


>do you have a woman?

Its been like 5 people that have asked me this

Fuck my life

Bump

have you tried sucking a dick? If girls are too difficult there are easier routes.

>user have you been lifting weights
>no

Kek my personal favorite.

...

>at the gym
>see some fat slut from class who never exercises
>waves
>take out my earbuds
>"Hey user! How's the workout going?"
>tell her I dont lift weights then put in earbuds and continue workout

Someone asked me how I managed to stay single. Naturally I pretended I didn't hear the question and kept talking about something else.

>tell her I dont lift weights then put in earbuds and continue workout
She probably spent the rest of her day wondering what you meant by this.
Good job lad.

>haven't left my rooms in 5 years
>no woman has inserted herself into my life yet
>think maybe I should leave the house
>spend 3 years at the gym
>get huge
>"surely vagina will find its way to me now"
>it doesn't

>user you're getting fat
FUCK YOU GRANDMA, YOU'RE LEGALLY BLIND. I'M BUILDING MUSCLE

>be gay
>parents keep asking about when I'm gonna get a nice girlfriend

So what's the holdup?

>Had gf
>Almost never leave the house but bitch still thinks in gonna cheat on her
>dump her
>Now i can sit alone all day in peace

Loner life is comfy friendo

Is it really? I tell this to myself but I'm not sure if I'm just delusional to avoid feeling bad about myself.

I mean yeah if you do shit that makes you happy i dont see a problem. Although loner life can make people selfish which may be a problem in relationships.

The hold up is because I want my ass filled by a thick cock and not the other way around.

Thanks for the honest response.
What's you're opinion on dudes who swing both ways?
Are they just manwhores or do you think they just don't have any principles?

>*your
Sheit my brainletism is showing.

my parents bother me constantly about never seeing me with a woman ...

I'm mustering the courage to lie to them -- tell them I'm gay -- or the truth that I've a micropenis

Well the prevailing opinion among my gay friends is that all bisluts are scum but I don't really have one.

>sister has a boyfriend now
>my oldest nephew has a girlfriend now
>all my nieces are constantly asking whether I have a gf and I give short answers
>my youngest nephew is an autist like me and he starts asking if I have a gf
>I say no
>then he says "you probably have lots of girls that are in love with you, its just that you don't like them".
>I say yes

Bless his ADHD dyslexic autist heart. He knows what its like, he told me about how girls didn't like him and that he didn't understand why.

>"you probably have lots of girls that are in love with you, its just that you don't like them".
Right on the money.
This applies to every girl who has ever shown interest in me besides two and I hate myself for squandering those opportunities.

He sounds like a decent fellow, i hope socitey doesnt make him bitter because he cant slay pussy 24/7.

:(

Be more social user ! What do you have to lose ?

>user do you have a girl friend?
>no
>do you have a boy friend?
>no Im straight
>silence

Tell them the truth, user, there's no reason to lie