Should women be banned from gyms?

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And lose out on squat booties? No fucking way.

t. Guy who's going to be complaining that his gf is getting fat

I was close to fucking Nikki Blacketter two years ago.

yes

All women are banned from my home gym

What are you, some throwback Middle Eastern fuck who literally can't handle the sight of a woman without losing control and wanting to rape her or something? Or worse, you're from the West and despite being around them your entire life you still can't manage to keep a grip on yourself? Fuck the fuck off either way. Maybe you should ban yourself from the gym instead.

Me at 00:15

>tfw getting sick of women the more I go to the gym

Nice roleplaying, faggot.

That fucking slut roastie. This is literally sexual harassment.

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The alphalete gym is walking distance from my house niggerfaggot

>shoe on pad

>work out at same gym as Nikki Blacketter
>"i was close to fucking her"

Yes. I'll have a gym that'll be called Guy Heaven.

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>was close to fucking
You should probably just say that you know her user, seems less desperate

I've seen a guy do this shit once.

Guess I'm too brainlet to get this humor.

It's making fun of Veeky Forums, basically.

only the thots and girls in spandex, other girls that go to train are ok.

Yes
Just make a gym without meme machines and zumba

Yes. Gymnasiums should be gender segregated. It's fucking stupid. Feminists want all the special fucking privileges but at the same time push to let women poke their nose in every male space. Working out should be treated for what it is, training. I don't want to train around women who are there mostly to farm attention.
I used to go to a Gold's that had a women's only room. A fucking women's only room. Within a unisex gym. The very fact is offensive on multiple levels.

locking out

ah yes the daily thinly veiled "post gym thots" thread

Who cares, i understand what you mean but just focus on your lift. I try my best to just zero in on my session, yah il take a glance when i first see the thot but that’s it. These chicks actively check to see who’s checked them out and who hasn’t, seems like they keep tabs on those who don’t cause they are usually pretty vigilante until you give up a stare. It’s fuckkng weird game to play desu

Just walk in, do your routine and leave. Work out with a bro for extra distraction just don’t become those two dudes who “bro check that girl out, over by the squat racks.” “Damn dude!” I hate hearing this interaction, i hear it twice a week

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shouldn't you tell them that that's for doing dips?

Honestly, the machines in the gym have pictures on them. How do you fuck this up

For the love of god why the fuck would anyone want that?

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I would slam that whore until her insides melted bro.

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Girls that are stronger than me need to go away to make me feel better, thanku bi.

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Alright I'm done. It's going to take too long to dump this whole folder

Those are not 45s user, don't worry

those probably aren't 45s man

pls no

sorry user. i gonna filter these too. not all of them are sfw

Dump them bro mods are away for Xmas I’m begging you

find your own porn

greentext now

How'd you ban your mom from her basement?

Dios mio.

Fuck you pathetic nigger give me the ab porn

i just joined a gym finally

how do i get a gf like this?
is it looked down upon to start convos at the gym?

btfo

Absolutely not frowned upon
Just be careful with your approach and realize you are going to continually run into the girl your attempting to pick up.

>be attractive
otherwise you're just a creepy sperg

i like butts

yeah they should. I am tired of seing girl in the squatrack squating the bar and only the bar for 3 sets that lasts 30 min because they are constantly on their fucking phone. you don't see man do this kinda shit

She made eye contact with me and smiled you nigger

my dick is going to explode

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I've seen a DYEL dude use alternating arms to push down on that thing.

>n't handle the sight of a woman without losing control and wanting to rape her or something?

w8, that's not normal?

lots of machiens u can find new uses for, if it stresses the muscle, it stresses the muscle

example: you can use the tricep pushdown machine to train your traps by turning around

Homos will hang

Just make gender gym's. Don't see whats so hard about that.

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I saw a currynigger take 20 minutes to do 4 sets of calf raises, all the while taking huge breaks to check his phone

lol that's pretty ridiculous. I'd probably be laughing with a hard dick if I was there.

Why? I'm a girl who enjoys doing non-meme lifts and there are plenty of other girls who do too.

If you can't restrain yourself around an attractive girl because of "muh dick" then I think you qualify as a special snowflake.

There are plenty of DYEL dudes who are just as annoying at the gym too....

Girls only know how to use machines if it simulates the riding of a cock.

hol up hol up

Lemme get this straight

So a hot girl is busy with her workout,
she's listening to music,
she's sweating and probably not very comfortable,
and you - a dyel who just started lifting - want to walk up and start a conversation with her?

Tell me user, do you think it sounds like a good way to get a gf?

Women are fine. Just ban thots.
Or let me workout naked if they can come in w just a bra.

Should I just dress like a total thot at the gym if I want to date guys who work out? What would any of you even do if a girl tried to hit on you at the gym?

I'd get your number and then we'd go out for drinks later.

Could we go hiking or shooting or something instead? I don't drink

Sure. I never shot a gun, though. You'd probably have to teach me.

wow your moms let you go on Veeky Forums?

>full make-up
>earrings
>nails done
>gloves
>fixes hair
Literally what is the point, you're at a gym, you're there to work out and get rough, the make up will wipe away in the shower anyway

I would get your number and then never text you because I don't want to have anything to do with thots

That's a little disappointing user but its never too late to learn. For real you should take up shooting though.

You too

I really want to. Problem is I live in a no-fun place.

>You too

what

>near-sighted
>don't have glasses on while lifting because they get greasy
>everything's blurry after 5 meters
>tfw can't see the squat booties
Atleast they can't distract

That does suck. You should at least take up archery or something, outdoors hobbies are almost as important to have as creative ones.

I'm happy with giving homeless people a bunch of coins and see them run in and out of traffic.

>She made eye contact with me and smiled you nigger

You coming to the gym the next day expecting pussy for someone not completely ignoring your existance

There is literally nothing wrong with using certain machines the "wrong" way if you can get great activation out of them to work different areas of the body. However, i find this one particularly retarded as I don't get how they're getting a high level of glute work using this (or how it's more beneficial than other exercises).

I go to the gym to lift nigger

WHY?

i wish i had been born a pretty girl like this
god life would be better

Its really no different if you're still an autistic shut in

And to glean false hope of losing your virginity from someone not being rude to you

>make up
>pretty

pick one

I honestly don't get the "hating thots at the gym" meme. Sometimes I drive an extra 10 minutes to a gym with more thots because I like to check them out between sets. Most women in society are fat out of shape pigs, this gym is the one place where a lot of the thots at least have nice abs & asses.

That dude looks like he came from the Sun.

>locks in legs
WHY

Pls stop i havent jerked off in 2 days my dick is going to explode

atleast id be a qt girl shutín then

Makes my blood boil. She is useless

I'm all for the jokes guys but the unironic bitter posters that are super deep into /r9k/ should be removed from Veeky Forums and their threads should be 404'd.

Just take the estrogen pills then user.

sexy monkey woman