This guy comes down your chimney and slaps your ass

>this guy comes down your chimney and slaps your ass

What do you do Veeky Forums?

>Actual goal body
>Beg to let train with

>y-you too

fuck off santa I'm not gay anymore

Didn't that guy commit suicide by hanging himself?

No not really. He didn't commit suicide. But he died by hanging himself.

who's that?

???

ask for another

Kill him. Get the fuck out of my house.

oh shit, I knew neck hangs were a dangerous exercise.

>he gives me a white Christmas
>inside me

Double leg takedown and then ground n pound utilizing EXPLOSIVE POWER and boxing training (87 kg) i aint into muscle daddies! Im gay tho

Who is he?

We don't have a chimney

Iktf

Holy fucking yum. This is body goals af

>I'm not gay anymore

>wanna grab it?

Ask him if he wants a drink of Chardonnay

Also ask him his training prgram and tell him im not so much into males anymore...

let him come down my chimney again

>anymore

...

I had my fun it was fun while it lasted and to be honest if I really thought there was a 10 out of 10 guy I probably do it again but I feel more natural with women tbqh desu

ask for his routine

Ask him if I can lick his candy cane. No homosexuality of course.

Kek

I wanted this to be real. God damn snopes.

google his name and fap to his porn
bo dixon btw

I'm a girl so bend over
((probably gay tho))

hes so gay. thomas austin aka bo dixon

I remember when i was one of those center-left wing fags who was all live and let live, then after coming to Veeky Forums and seeing all this gay shit thrown in my face when all I wanted to do was just talk about weightlifting and shooting shit about dank memes, well, I'm of the opinion that Hitler might have been onto something now.

it's ok gay porn turns me on desu

would you rather see constant facelet threads?

I hate this fucking board

fuck off tripfag

>flex a ‘cep on him
Sorry pal I forgot to leave out cookies and I drank all the milk:D