How does Veeky Forums like their cawfee?

How does Veeky Forums like their cawfee?

Ido liko sum gween tee

no sugar but lots of cream

is this acceptable

I like my creamer with some coffee.

> coffee farts
> on top of protein farts
Youre fucking crazy user

2 creams, 3 sugars MASTER RACE

how frequently I use sugar or creamer? Glad you asked.

Short answer: never.

Disciplined answer: You see I drink my coffee black. I'm sort of like Clint Eastwood in Unforgiven. The tough cowboy type.
Haven't touched it in months. Probably old by now. I'm actually going through a lawsuit to get my local grocery store to reduce their sugar and creamer inventory. It's going well. I can't stand sugarlets or creamlets. Actually cut all of my old friends off who use. Why go through all of this trouble you ask? 3 words. 2 concepts. Discipline. Mental toughness. This is why friend. This is why.

Black because skinny legend

is this OC? not bad, i dont think people who consider themselves to be like clint eastwood are mocked enough

2 tbsp. collagen
1 tbsp. coconut oil

I put whey in my cafe, chocolate flavor actually sucks. Cookies and cream is a goat replacement for sugar and creamer.

I like tea

it's a ck copypasta man

Cold brewed
No sugar
Light or heavy cream
Anything else is a special occasion - like once or twice a year

Plain? What does this habe to do with fitness

As black as my soul, my metal, my skin and the hair of my first girlfriend.
And a smidge of cinnamon.

With alcohol in it

I really dont like taste of sugar so until I found out there are kinds of beans I like black I didnt drink it at all. Now its aeropress black coffee masterrace

I prefer green tea, thank you very much

Did this one day at my friends house.
>wake up early on couch from last night party
>friend chilling watching TV
"Hey man want some coffee"
>coffee doesn't sound great but more booze does
>pour a couple shots of vodka into coffee
>chill out and drink a couple cups of coffee with vodka
>wake up later to porn on TV and buddies wife passed out on couch next to me
>wtfhaveidone.jpeg
>turn off TV and finish cup of cold vodka cafe
>wake up later to friend shaking me awake
"You been passed out all day dude need a ride home?"
>never talk to that friend again

I don't know what happened that day.

Black, but cold

Sometimes with a scoop of icecream in it

>coffee with vodka
holy fuck i feel sick

Never, drank coffee around 3-4 times in 20 years of life.
Have fun with you caffeine jew (:

>implying I need a hot shower
>Hot water knob? Haven't touched it in months. I'm actually currently going through the process of having it uninstalled from my plumbing, they should be coming out sometime next week. I had to list a reason(s) on the work order as to why I am requesting my hot water knob to be removed and discarded. Would you can to hear the reasons? Well stay tuned friend. 2 reasons:

>1. Discipline
>2. Mental toughness

>My property manager was initially questioning my reasons, but I explained to her that by taking cold showers I am actually able to develop discipline and mental toughness. After a long and heated (note that I needn't anything heated, especially my water) debate, I was able to convince her to put the work order in. Now I'm living a great life, warm water free. I even started forcing my gf to take cold showers with me. I refuse to date an inferior female, and I explained to her that if she can't learn to accept and love cold showers as I have then we really have no business being together anyways.

I didn't say it was good, but it did what I wanted it to do.
Get me fucked up.

I boil some water, put in some of the instant coffee and then I drink it. Quick and easy.

I do like to have milk in it, but I don't do that most of the times because I don't buy milk all that often.

I prefer Green Tea.