He doesn't sleep nude

I prefer to sleep in my underwear. Feels weird waking up with my dick flopping all over.

people with cold feet

i tried but it just doesn't feel right. i prefer to just sleep in my boxers

They forced that shit on me when I was a child. Never fucking again.

I allways get massive hard ons while sleeping naked, which makes falling asleep again really hard if I wake up at night

I get optimal gains from sleeping nude, my roommate is gonna have to deal with it

What are the benefits?

Please elaborate

>tfw I sleep naked, but my girlfriend doesn't like it and asks me to put on underwear if she knows

Feels weird

I love sleeping naked in the summer, but I don't have heating so in the winter I often have to wear 2 ayers of sweatpants and sweaters to stay warm at night.

No AC either but I vastly prefer living in a sauna than a refrigerator.

Damn nigger times are that tough???

I'm hairy and disgusted of ass hairs being on my bed

Sleeping naked is great and feeling the sheets on your skin is comfy af. Winter and Summer I sleep 95% of my time naked. It’s a simple pleasure.

There is absolutely no worse feeling in this world than skin touching. If I'm not wearing a pajamas, I'm not getting any sleep.

My dick sometimes dribbles a tiny bit after I've been for a piss (even if I squeeze it out and stuff), I'd rather it end up in my underwear.

>he doesn't wash his sheets daily

what's it like having body acne?

I sleep with my mom in the same bed under different covers, that would be weird as fuck

>implying
My skin is so perfect I've started growing facial hair so people stop thinking I'm 17.

I cannot sleep with clothes.
It irritates me to no end. Even just underwear is uncomfortable for me to sleep in.

Especially in Arizona summers when it is 120 outside.

das it mane, apologies, have a good New Year :-)

Post pics of mom

only penis socks

That's a fancy way to say women

>he doesn’t half consciously hump his bed when just waking up thinking of thicc girls

COFIRMED never gonna make it

you too my man

I sleep in oversized pajamas for maximal comfort

My parents drenched the socks into rakia or vodka. Balkans are crazy but that shit worked like magic.

They sock penis too

been sleeping nude since i was a teenager.

I sleep bottomless and have for years.

I have a big wang that means that erections are particularly uncomfortable for me. I experimented with sleeping nude but I got too cold.

Bottomless is God-tier.

How big?

Enjoy your testicular torsion.

8" x 6.5" when pumped and measuring like a retard.

7" x 6" more honestly.

Is this a meme? Do people really go to sleep with drenched socks when they're sick?

Most sick kids got that treatment in my country and most got jerked off by nurses to get the infected liquids out. Most were pretty hot too

I know this is BS but I want to hear more about kids getting jerked off.

why

when I sleep naked, I just end up getting cute/lewd thoughts and start arching and playing with my nipples and butt

>sleep naked
>roommate is a girl that doesnt knock
>just casually comes in to ask me something one morning
>deep sleep but hard as fuck
>tells me she just stood there for a good 5 minutes looking
>shes a lesbian

I wasn't even aware there are people who don't sleep nude. I thought you only wore undies when sleeping at someone else's place.

I move around a lot, and when I've fallen asleep with clothes on a few times, they've just bunched up and pulled so it's really uncomfortable.

>I do this

If the genders where reversed, it would be very controversial and considered a sexual assault.

I always sleep with my boxer-shorts on. I could sleep naked but I like to keep things tucked in and controlled when sleeping so I don't accidentally crush a ball or something.

I’ve been sleeping nude since I was 9yrs old. I think it’s done me good. Good skin, immune system, height, cock. Maybe it helps maybe not.

I had this too, but now I always spend an extra couple minutes squeezing and dabbing my dick with toilet paper, until absolutely nothing comes out. I start my squeezes from the base of taint by my ass and maybe even throw in a squat or two to make sure I'm really done.

Gotta keep it fresh for the ladies.

Push up on your taint and then shake off. Squeezes the last little bit out. And keep your taint fresh or it can be gross

Yeah ... They're called sheets

eastern europeans.

Me. My feet are always cold. The only time i don't wear socks is when i shower

I bought a wool blanket recently and since then I began sleeping with the top off. Wool is wonderful and cozy.

>old roomie is a chick
>long time friend of mine, like sister almost
>im sleeping naked with comforter over me
>she comes in and yells at me to wake up
>she wants to get brunch or some shit
>i tell her to fuck off and leave me alone
>she leaves and comes back a few minutes later
>yells some more, i tell her to fuck off again
>"user im gonna pull this blanket off and drag you out of bed, i want to hang out and all my girl friends are busy"
>"go ahead dumb bitch im naked idgaf"
>she doesnt believe me
>pulls blanket off, my big floppy morning wood swings into view
>shes screams at seeing my dick at first
>then her jaw slowly drops when she sees how big i am
>runs out of room shrieking and i cackle and go back to bed
>the next week all of her friends start getting very handsy with me and trying to grind on me
>put it together and realize she told them all about my package
>im ok with this

I can't sleep naked because my family is in poverty and I share a bed with 2 of my teenage brothers.

Believe my, I have tried sleeping naked. One of my brothers is paralysed from the waist down so I slept with my cock facing him hoping it would rub him if it rubbed anyone and he wouldn't notice. Sadly I twist and turn in my sleep so ended up fucking rubbing my dick on my 13 year old brothers hand. My parents became convinced I was getting sexually frustrated because of our living conditions and spent their entire years savings on subscriptions to dating websites for me

I won't let them down like that again

Well, did you fuck any of them?

CONTINUE

/thread

yes

the 1st one was really hot and had huge tits but when we banged i found out they were fake and hard and she fucked like a starfish

the 2nd apparently had been in love with me already and she blew me and made me cum on her face and wanted to date after that and i laughed at her...when the roomie got married she wanted to try to get with me again, but i brought my gf at the time and the friend just cried the entire wedding

the 3rd was very sweet and i actually wanted to date and get to know, and she just wanted to try out my big dick and move on :(

You don’t get to use that frownie face after thot#2 >:(

nigga u gay. women's opinions are about as important as their orgasm

Well, it happens lol. I've never had the luck of exposing my dick to girls I wasn't gonna fuck anyway, and all but one of them didn't want to share me.

This literally didn't happen

>the 1st one was really hot and had huge tits but when we banged i found out they were fake and hard
Just American delusions. Stop watching porn and lying on the internet.

>but my girlfriend doesn't like it and asks me to put on underwear if she knows
bro, is your gf gay or what?

>be me
>a girl would never consider living with me even my mother killed herself immediately after i was born
>therefore no other man could ever live with a woman

>7 inch
>large
Is this bait?

Bro my mom put a gauze pad on my back, soaked in rakia and unground pepper granules. It fixed my back pain

According to calcsd.bitballoon.com/ he's pretty large.

I sleep without panties, it truly does work wonders

>implying lesbians exist
she wants to fuck you dude

Shower before bed.

What country is this?

sorry, im not a faggot

>then you woke up

6'3 and my feet get cold as fuck sticking outside the bed

We dont.

i do tho

Get a bigger bed.

short people and all the money they save from buying kid's size clothing.

...

All shitposting aside, I actually do this and I love it
>that good feel when smooth shaven legs
>that good feel then comfy knee high socks in bed
>that good feel of the soft bed fabric on your bare thighs and letting your dick flop around freely
Ever since I started doing this my sleeps have been so much better

>Socks in bed

It's because she can't sleep knowing there's naked cock beside her
That means you got yourself a proper sloot

I not only sleep nude but I always go commando. If you wear underwear you're literally pozzing your sperm and reducing test levels by making your balls sweat. There's literally no reason to wear underwear unless you're an American who can't wipe.

I have no heat and its winter.

Since I'm on no fap, I started to develop wet dreams. I don't want to wake up with cum all over my sheets.

Care to elaborate?

Oh my God...
user please be trolling. For Christ's sake, please be trolling.

This, but fitchicks

Yes, please share your experiences with us.

Where the fuck do you live that you can make it through winter without heat user!?!