Mom wants me to show all my muscles after i work out

>mom wants me to show all my muscles after i work out
>she bites her lip as i do it

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>tfw you show your mom your body in exchange for some milkies from mommy

feels good lad

post mom

>wow i can't believe my son would be so big an muscly. what else is big?

>oh honey you haven't shown me them all, you have one bulging under your underwear!
>b-but mom, I can't...
>don't be silly, I'm your mom, I've seen and played and licked you all over when you were a baby! off with these!
>w-wait did you just say...
>honey, it's not healthy to have muscles throbing and bulging under tight clothes!
>o-ok mom...
>OH BABY your wee-wee is throbing and veiny all over, let me massage that for you
>M-MOM!
>this is fine honey, this is ok, my daddy and grandaddy would play with me when I was a little girl you know? we loved each other a lot!
>mom... you're... you're touching my hard pee-pee mommy!...
>your cock is so warm and hard honey, I'll cool it off with my tongue
>oh mom you slut

>mom is dead

get help freaks

You are a moster

>mom made me drink her anus milk AGAIN
how do I make her stop lads?

>it's no surprise you love milk. i remember you used to

>slept in my mom's bed when I was a kid because I was afraid of the dark
>sometimes, when I was really scared, I would ask her to "hold me"
>she would put her arm around me and hug me until I fell asleep
>I haven't talked to her in 6 years because of her bipolar disorder and drug abuse
That....feel

>Mom breaks out the punishment clamp again
This is why I never fuckin come home brehs.

Call your mom you pathetic piece of shit

>sister and her friends used to giggle and make flex for them
>thought they were into
>actually trying making a move
>they laugh even harder

Life isn't anime boys

You should have found your sisters brocon games first retard

if your mom's pretty this is pretty hot, otherwise it sucks and makes you feel like you live with a sexual predator

why are you posting on the fitness board of a serbian calf roping forum if you’re still a drug addict?

>I have a black mom

Wish my mom was white

I wasn't a drug addict; my mom was.

>Kikes want to spread their mental illness to you
>Say kek no and exit PornHub

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Why do so many people wanna fuck their moms?

Oh your mom knows. Thats why she fucked your dad.

That fucking ending had me in tears

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God damn it Veeky Forums, first you turned me gay and now you're giving me an oedipus complex as well?

because they are vrigin manchildren living in a fantasy world with their parents and they can't talk to girls their age cause they are mentally ill, most of posters probably don't lift either, just fantasies fucking their mothers while being ripped

We evolved big heads and brains by retaining childlike features into adulthood. We're giant babies. Whites moreso than blacks and Asians moreso than Whites. This is what separates tit men from ass men, missionary men from doggystyle men, and fathers from babydaddies.

In short, to be master race is to be a mama's boy.
>this is literally true
>how blown is your mind rn

I called my mother last night and spoke to her for the first time in years.
Do it, user.

>mom...you're ...you're touching my hard pee-pee mommy!...
>oh mom you slut

fucking classic mom

>Tyrone, come ova hurr and giv momma sum shoo-guh!

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>You best not be givun momma no lip boy! You know I was... made for BBC! Don't make me take off my shoe!

My heart

move out before something terrible happens

>you will never have a milf fuckbuddy who is OK with roleplaying as your mom

fuck this gay ass earth

>Interracial Incest

Weirdest fetish

>wow, look at those shoulders. why don't you show me what a deathlift looks like

>user this is my friend Shatanya, we where really close in college.
>we're just catching up after all this years..she still cant believe my son is all grown up and big
>be a good boy and flex a 'cep for her

>You will never fuck your Aunt's hot friend

>dated a 48 year old for a few months
Sex was amazing desu. Didnt havr a chance to get into actual mommy roleplay though.

Your age and how it started plz

KEEP YOUR HANDS ABOVE THE KEYBOARD

Satania?

Why does my brain know to switch to the voice of the mom from Jimmy Neutron when it comes to reading shit like this?

Promise I will

Stop.

W-what did i miss?

Brehs...

>>wow i can't believe my son would be so big an muscly. what else is big?
My no fap streak. Begone cum slut!

>go on family vacation for the first time in many years
>getting ready for the beach when my mom spots me changing
>tells my I'm more like my grandad than my dad in the dick department in a jokingly manner
Brehs

Please don't post thread's like this.

I've just started NoFap.

>your crack habit, mom. I invited you to this motel for an intervention.

Ariella Ferrera's tits are so grossly fake, but I completely don't fucking care.

Is there, like, source, man?

>we where really close in college
>the two women pictured have an age difference of over twenty years
>tfw autistic enough to know this much about literal whores

Damn, who got

not him but i was banging a 39 year old i met on tinder and she loved kinky mommy roleplay

she was divorced from her open marriage and her kids were schizo and trans

shit was fucked but awesome 10/10

i'm 24

Where you not afraid that's she'd kill you and eat your balls after your broke up?

I've had my share of chances to get hot with cougars, but I've always pussied out because I did not want going crazy on me once I decide I've had enough.

>Mum warned me not to get too big
>Just started lifting a few months ago
I knew this was coming

nah her and i got along well and i had all the power in the relationship since i lift and was the hottest piece of ass she had gotten in a long time, ony broke it off cause i started dating my ex again

That's pretty woke my anonymous friend.
I am proud of being a titman.

what the fuck is wrong with you people

What about STDs? Was she clean?

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What are you talking about?

Haha how disturbing.

In high school (when I was 17) I started talking to a really handsome dom.

At first I thought he was just a normal dom and into other things until one day he told me "Y'know, for a long time girls have been calling me Master but with you...with you I'd like to be called Daddy"

Which I was fine with....until he told me (soon afterwards) that he literally had two teenage daughters EXACTLY THE SAME AGE AS ME T_T

no stds user, and i went bareback. i trusted her, it was a pretty authentic fwb arrangement

i highly recommend using a rubber regardless, i got lucky, don't be dumb like me about that

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>>I have a black mom
>
>Wish my mom was white

not a negro but fuck youre a pathetic piece of shit.

>I'm more like my grandad than my dad in the dick department
How does she know that?

I'm black, it's not a terrible thing desu. My parents are great but most blacks are evil and literally retarded

>he's not aware of student-teacher affairs

Brave man to walk into that snakepit of insanity and lay the pipe like a champ.
>Apollo 1
>Dionysus 0

all part of the game user, i couldn't have done it without Veeky Forums. that entire period of my life is stories like that cause of muscle and confidence gains

we're all gonna make it bros

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I never asked and I'd rather not know

That's obviously the start to porn

Hot damn is Freddy good. I've recently done a Nietzsche deload to let my CNS recover but I'm ready to pick him back up

This is obviously from a slavland school.
Those slavic 23 year olds are fine as fuck.

>look at those arms. I bet you could just throw mommy around and pin her down and there's nothing i could do

>slavland
>English writing
>the girls is obviously latina

Jesus Christ, why are MILFs so much hotter than young chicks?

For some reason you just know they'd be wild in the sack, actually trying to please you, not just laying there passively.

>slav
>big ass
I hate Americans so goddamn much

Ay Papi!

>put this on mommys back. get it all over. don't miss any spots.

would you show this thread to your mother?

No, because I don't want her to think I want to fuck her.

The value of pussy from the age of consent to 29 steadily goes down, but after that, the horniness factor jumps hard after 30

Testosterone. They're hornier because they know fertile time is running out.

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There's not english writing on the board, user.
Look closesly.

>user, you really have to get into my skin!
>Here, sit like this by mommy's butt.
>Oh don't shy! This'll work!

Okay, looks Spanish, whatever, it's still not in Cyrillic, which is what they used in slavlands.

Wow slut

I'll let you in on a little secret Ammon, you need to start practising on 'trainer' hentai games, so you can learn how to crack her and her friends my dude.
Thank me later.

I really wish real life worked like in those game, but it don't.

>you're not going to watch a movie with your mommy? but it's scary and I need a big muscly man to hold and protect me

What was it