"Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn user I haven't seen you since middle school"

>"Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn user I haven't seen you since middle school"
>"You got __________ as fuuuuuuuuuuuuck"

What did he say bros? Veeky Forums /Fat/ /Fag/ ?

bald

alone

brolic

i didn't go to school.

depressed

Sad

BAVARIAN

Who the fuck are you? I haven't ever in my life talked to a colorful person.

black

gyno

normal

I was a fedora lord back then

Tall

insecure

Successful
Educated
Fit
Mature

Stoic

Thanks I just hit lvl 99 on RuneScape

pale

ugly

Underrated post

Big. I can't stand that normies think I'm all muscle when I feel obese. Or at least they say that, and I don't believe them.

pathetic

This expect I'm too beta to do anything so I let him scam me

> yo my man remember I lent you $200 back in school, imma need that back right now haha! Oh shit is this your girl, very nice she can come with me haha all right buddy cya later!

...

Faggot

BLOAT

>"You got Veeky Forums as phuck and I became a failed chad who can't get a fucking job."

The chad that used to bully me is now a fat cokehead that has never held a job. I was fucking skelly but a few years back i remember crossing paths with this nigger. I started pulling at his rolls and doing pig sounds. He did nothing. I grew up being scared shitless of that guy. That day I became a little bit more of a man.

gay

which stat?
Strength?
Slayer?
Herblore?

Tigers

Confident
Bald
Rich
Most of my high school friends are still working minimum wage jobs and think just making $30k a year is "making it".