>tfw your parents found a qt Orthodox Christian wife for you at the church they go
>but they don't know you're a twink top and love muscle bottom dads
What do
They whine all the time about wanting grandchildren and so on
>tfw your parents found a qt Orthodox Christian wife for you at the church they go
>but they don't know you're a twink top and love muscle bottom dads
What do
They whine all the time about wanting grandchildren and so on
Have you tried not being a faggot? Look on the brightside you probably
Cant dissapoint your parents any more than my cousin's parents because she's dating a black dude
Where do you live, I'll have her instead
Come out to them if you do not fear for your financial or physical safety.
Otherwise keep it in the closet until you get your own job/place, and tell them you want to find a girl by yourself.
Is this Orthodox qt in LA by any chance? I'm a slav.
I’ll take that Orthodox qt off your hands senpai
its always surprising to remember how many inbred rednecks are on here
Xd gottem white people with standards are BAD!! BOOO! Jews and race mixing and being a faggot are GOOOD! YES! Watch Disney (TM) and procreate with niggers goyim
Follow these steps very closely:
>Start eating 1 raw onion a day.
>Start intermittent fasting.
>Take cold showers every day.
>Nofap.
If you follow these steps you will be cured.
imagine the kind of person who actually writes something like this online
/pol/, i am so sick of your shit. Back to your containment board
No, just autistic 13 year olds mad at anything better than him
How do you find men attractive? They're so ugly, like what's the allure? It really must be a mental disorder, men don't find men attractive.
I see... a guy who has never seen a vagina in his life, and probably thinks vaginas are a Jewish conspiracy to turn everybody into cucks and that having sex is giving yourself up to the zeitgeist.
>How do you find men attractive? They're so ugly
looking forward to finding out you got aids in a few months when you make another garbage blog post to shit up Veeky Forums
He looks masculine and healthy, but I can’t say he looks attractive.
Either marry the church girl and bang dudes on the side while making grandkids for your parents, or tell your parents you’re gay.
This faggot has to be in Alaska.
Get the fuck out of the closet or accept the beard.
Have some empathy for the poor girl your parents are bragging about you to, she's hoping for love and children as well.
Marry her and perpetuate the species. Gayfags out in the open is degeneracy. Keep your fag shit in the closet, homo.
>little bi twink top (honestly more of an otter cause abs and 6ft 1)
>Exclusively fuck bears and some muscle daddies
>Eventually tell qt grill who I liked for a while that I liked her
>She knows I fuck men, she has seen my yaoi collection, she had a chad bf with a literal 9 inch cock(seen pics), etc
>Cuck her bf and she drops him and asks to go out with me
>We've been going out for a while now, I still occasionally fap to bara
>Sex is intense as all fuck, anything I want she will get into
I've literally just developed a fetish for fucking and cucking chads. These guys can be genetically blessed with beautiful bodies, thunder cocks, etc etc, but just having social skills to hit them and their girls up successfully has benefited me so much.
>faggot had made up fantasy of ruining loving relationships
Imagine my shock
How aboot this?
I want him to be my husband
It's always surprising to remember how many fetal alcohol syndrome degenerates are on here.
>I WANT LE MUSCLE BOTTOM DADDY XD
drink bleach faggot this isnt even fit related
You dumb fucking bitch, this thread HAS nothing to do with fitness and you are like LE POL LE POL
Fuck you cunt go back to /lgbt/ with your faggot blog
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Parents of the year
>Twink
>Top
Choose ONE
Come out of the closet
Marry her and be miserable
Your choice user, also you can’t expect a muscle bottom and not also be flexible yourself. You have to be a catcher too sometimes
Soicuck
Yea because discouraging race-mixing with niggers and this faggot degeneracy is for /pol basement dwellers correct ? Shut the fuck up faggots. /pol may peddle retarded shit sometimes, but to encourage this degenerate filth and say that people against it are /pol tards is fucking stupid; grow some fucking balls.
kill yourself faggot
>in my senpai
the fuck does that mean?
F.a.m changes to senpai
f.a.m. = senpai
honestly forgot t.b.h. f.a.m.
is still blocked
POST RUINED
Dude what?
Get some self awareness. The lot of you. You're on a website invented for the sole purpose of allowing moot and his explicitly degenerate friends to trade kiddie porn comics. The inherent fiber of this website is weird sex. Seems fairly counterintuitive to your paradigm, perhaps fuck off.
>she's dating a black dude
Shit, if I were a woman, I'd neber date a black man, it's a disgrace for the whole family even though I'm libertarian. It's almost the same abomination as dating a muslim person
t. Twink top
> spic in Utah
Such a subtle disease. Teach you fucks to english and you just spread like locusts. She of breeding age user? I'm much more concerned with your illegal border hopping warren of faux-racists procreating than the nig digging her guts out.
i'm sorry for your parents
>you can’t expect a muscle bottom and not also be flexible yourself
>can't
Why not?
FPBP
>made up fantasy
File name made me bust out laughing
its always surprising to remember how many soyboy redditors are on here
i saw the grinch do this. also smear that juice in your armpits, faggots, it'll make a man outta anyone.
lol wtf are you smoking, dicklet?
Fuck off you degenerate bugman.
twink "tops" must be the most delusional people in the world
Why don't you just do what our ancestors did?
Marry a woman, have children and fuck men in secret?
Gayness is spread through the woman anyway
Because healthy relationship are made with flexible roles
Yeah well our even older ancestors, the Greeks, fucked guys and girls and thought it was just fine
>Yea because discouraging race-mixing with niggers and this faggot degeneracy is for /pol basement dwellers correct
Yeah pretty much. Don't care who else fucks who else (unless it turns you on then go for it).
Nobody wants to hear about how big of a faggot you are OP. Stop shilling your trash here, this is a white, heterosexual board. Do you duty, have white children, and make your parents happy. Stop sucking dicks.
fpbp
I can't believe faggots like still come around here.
Orthodox women are the biggest gains goblins, they'll make you abstain from meat and dairy for roughly half the year. Find a traditional Catholic qt they will help you bulk.
When I was alitke boy, I used to fast with my parents 200 days in a year
Maybe thst's why I'm a babyfaced manlet 175 cm tall 60 kg :C
It should be banned to impose religion on little children
MODS WTF??? WHY IS THIS ON MY TAIWANESE FITNESS SHITPOSTING BOARD??
I'm surprised a nigger can navigate this site, much less read what the anons are posting.
You seem to forget where you are friendo, reddit is down the hall to the left.
> California english
what is this
>twink top
literally no point
You mean straight twinks can't fuck girls?
you people make me sooo mad!
What the fuck is even wrong with "racemixing?"
just.fuck.off.omg.
Dickhead OP, you posted this same exact thread about a week ago, it's BAIT, fuck the fuck off
donate sperm and keep in touch with the kid if you're ever chosen
Seriously just tell your parents you're gay
If they want grandchildren get a surrogate
>be hung twink bottom
>hook up with bear "tops"
>make it clear I am 100% bottom
>they see my cock and start sucking it
>sometimes ask if I top too
>they get confused when I lose interest
Just fuck my mouth and ass. Why don't you understand??
Find a nice lesbian beard
Gay men like penises, what don't you understand.
What you actually need is a slightly bi, sexually dominant man (who probably identifies as hetero).
One that isn't intimidated by a penis larger than his own is probably a unicorn.
Yeah that is what I need. Best fucking I got was some fat old divorced guy, he did not care about my pleasure, no real foreplay. I sucked him and he bent me over pounded me while calling me a slut like his ex-wife, then he left.
Honestly, if you had a sister who was fine with you being my side action, I'd play that role for you, no problem.
Butt stuff does basically nothing on my end, but the idea of using a worthless twinky "man" as a sissy bitch is like my second tier fetish (the top tier is keeping a woman barefoot, domestic, and pregnant).
If I could find the people to complete that triple, I'd be happy for life or at least until the twink aged out into something that doesn't do it for me any longer.
Guys like you make fags look bad
pfft, you're in the wrong place. social conditioning is the equivalent to modern slavery - and that's worse than racemixing. The pot calling the kettle nigger is the least we could do.
I have a female fuckbuddy now who might be into it (always talks about my ass, "jokingly" mentions she knows some guys who would fuck me), would not be a full-on relationship though.
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>people being able to fuck who they want
>slavery
>people only being able to fuck who you deem appropriate
>not slavery
lol@white supremacists
Try pimozide.
No meme, seriously, it can help you get rid of your 99% non-genetic mental disorder.