Does spanking a bodypart to make fat tissue grow actually work?

Does spanking a bodypart to make fat tissue grow actually work?
The theory is that regular rythmic impact on an area makes the body develop more fat tussue to protect the area. It sounds plausible.
The science says it defintly works on breast tissue and the glutes. But would it work for excample on shoulders?

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I would think it would just make you callous and harden, but I'm purely speculating.

I would fucking rape that slut both vaginally and anally, if you guys catch my drift

And a new meme is born

I’ve been spanking my dick for years and it hasn’t grown an inch

Not sure what you mean by that.

It works OP. I slap the hell out of my dick twice a day and now I have a humongous fat cock!

What exactly do you mean?

>fat tissue
>harden

Pick one

Yes it does. Think about it: If you constantly get hit at one area of your body, it will grow fat to soften the blow. There are even studys proving this.
Source:
theguardian.com/education/2013/jul/29/german-soldiers-develop-enlarged-breasts

My sides

lol that study seems to suggest that repeatedly slapping yourself lowers testosterone?? new meme material right here

What did he mean by this?

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Only if you hit the mammary glands. Other areas just accumulate fat.

Do you have fat tissue that isn't covered by skin?

>Regulary spank my girlfriend.
She has the smoothest, softest bubble butt.

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That middle pic

Yes it fucking works

No sorry I don't know that one

Correlation does not imply causation, faggot