So, how tough are you Veeky Forums

So, how tough are you Veeky Forums

I'll have you know, I stubbed my toe last week (while watering my spice garden) and I only cried for 20 minutes

tough enough to withstand these feels.

I'd heem every pussy itt

I didn't cry while petting the puppies today. It was nice.

Now let me in.

[spoiler] faggot [/spoiler]

I fucked my girlfriend in the ass this morning... with Fast Orange cleaner as lube

I have ascended past tfw no gf. It's just a void now.

Not very, never been in a proper fight and the only time I got a full punch to the face I ran and cried like a bitch [spoiler]when I was 12 and some chavs were trying to mug me and a friend so we ran like fuck in opposite directions.[/spoiler] Definitely part of why I lift now.

That's depression user!

Welcome to the club, we've been waiting for ya

I once benched 3 plate
........ Without a spot.

Some kids threw a stone at my moms window so i ran out and started hitting them, you should of seen me hitting this one little kid.

Did 299 reps for day 5 of my program. For day 6 I'll do 315.

>2018
>not using wood varnish to give the gf that fresh asshole shine

Shiggy.

>He cant bench collapsed neutron stars.

Never gonna make it.

I dl continental shelves.

sauce

ate soy
... without arimidex

I held eye contact with the pretty girl from the shoe shop today and she smiled

I can jump right into using hook grip after a period of not using it without a problem

I listened to Gucci gang and only cried twice

I squatted 3pl8 before i benched 1.5pl8

Last time i got punch in the face the only thing i could think of was breaking every bones in his body. How did you let it go so easily?

We were outnumbered, twelve years old and they were swole and at least 15. Had knives in the pockets.

idk i guess im pretty tough maybe idk

>Malkavians on my Veeky Forums?

gimme sauce dammit

I'm buff enough to not feel scared of niggers anymore