So you've been doing "neck curls"?

>so you've been doing "neck curls"?

Got a problem with that you fucking faggot?

Who are these goblins you keep talking about, and why do you think they want to steal your gains?

i love these threads

>You put on 80 pounds of weight in a year trying to, let me get this right, "Bloat"?

>I don't understand, you play the piano? No?
>Anyway, try avoiding this "death lifting" for now on. Bulging discs are not to be taken lightly.

>Haha doctor says big words
>"Cancer" "Stop lifting or you'll die"
>Chad never stop lifting
>Lift to top forever
>Must help other bros get the gains

>so you want to become "giga chad"? can you tell me more about it?

Did you see his fucking jaw?

H-How do I get that?

He keeps telling to lifting everything I see, i'm starting to think he's retarded

>oh God get the saline wash. He sprayed onion juice in my eyes.

>low test? You need a library, not a doctor young man.

You calling me stupid?

>you were told you had to weigh...200kg?
>who told you this again?

>what do you mean "I'm a 'fit' meem"?

>so, are you sexually active?

>Ma'am, are you hitting on me?

>N-
>Y-Yes I am

F-For you.

>when was the last time you had intercourse?

They never ask this, I legit don't understand why not

>so, are you sexually active?

The fuck does that mean? Does that take into account fapping? I'm a autist and need things slowly explained to me.

True

she needs to know if you need a condom to fuck her or not, you faggot

Doctors work long hours for little gratitude. It's that little "N-no" response to the sexual activity question that keeps them going.

But guy doctors ask me the same th-

Holy fuck not like this not like this, when he shoved his finger up my ass he liked it?

Why do you think people specialize in proctology?

did he look you in the eyes after?

I swear I saw him lick the gloves after he was done but I thought I was just imagining shit.

And yes

I'm sure he was a perfect gentleman, you have to train your ass for your new master now

No, i've had ED for 5 years.

Until i saw you ;^)

You aren’t funny

Why you making fun of GigaChad?

>It says here you train arms everyday for 'nucleus overload'. I have never heard of that term in 25 years as a Doctor.

>So you neglect your social life and focus on moving weights in hope it will make you better at your social life?

>you gained 200kg cause a grizzly bear told you so?! im going to have to put you on high protein low carb diet and we'll look into weight loss surgery

>you told me about some kind of plugs you insert when you are squatting. Is it some kind of earplug to prevent ear damage or what?

This sounds cruel enough to be true.

>you told me about some kind of plugs you insert when you are squatting. Is it some kind of earplug to prevent ear damage or what?

>just to be clear here. you are consuming large amounts of onions because you want to be "natty" but are considering "using juice" if "the onion general" results don't show higher "test scores" but you are afraid of disappointing Scooby?

Witnessed

Doctors get their kicks where they can. There are medical-professionals-only forums for doctors, nurses, orderlies and surgeons to post weird stupid shit they deal with and laugh at how stupid people are at their own health

underrated post

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:D

those are good

man, for 7 years I still haven't learned how to do this arrow ..

Quoting a post from another thread i believe. Never had a need to do it myself since its usually only meme loving fucks and responding to posts from a previous general thread which also implies cocksucking

Watch it lady

You have to lift everything you see with your chin.

Yes, i masturbate twice a day, sometimes thrice, m'lady ;)

>so you've been replacing your SSRI with daily meditation ..?

Man, is there hope for people who use antidepressants? They are like children who can't cope with the real world. What woman would ever want to live with a child?

Yes. At least women who use them. But not men. If you're a guy who uses anti depressants you're a loser desu. My friend is or at least was on them after he tried to kill himself. It was probably just a cry for attention though. But he's still weak af now.

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>black
>doctor

"yeah that's spelled m-e-d-i-t..."

holy fuck sides are totaled

Underrated

>What what do you mean if it's a train is a flu shot

I really hope there is, my current boyfriends been off n on them before and i think child couldnt br a more appropriate term.

Do I tell them yes if I used to fuck sluts but found Jesus and stopped? I don't really know how to respond to this stuff

fuCKING BITCH ITS NOT BY CHOICE

> it says here you believe by 'lifting' you have gone from a '4/10 dyel' to a '7/10 lmao2pl8'...and you achieved this from these 4 scoops you come on when you go mad? Every day? And you do this all for, ahem, 'siss bra'? And what is this 'natty' that you filled in under prescriptions?
> I am seriously concerned with your mental health, young man

>It says here that rumpelstiltskin told you to squat three days a week and drink a gallon of milk a day, is that right?

lol

like uh - with another person?

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Being an insufferable scum frogposter is generally a choice

don't listen to that faggot user, i had a hearty chuckle

SHUT THE FUCK UP

>80lb
>bloating
Those are regular bulking numbers bro, you're never going to make it.

Y-you too

>They never ask this
That means they took a look at you and just automatically checked "No" without asking. For people that look like they might possibly be normal enough to have sex, they ask the question to potentially rule out any STI that may be causing your symptoms.

delet

>>Must help other bros get the gains
thank you based gigaChad

>What exactly is this snake juice that this person told you to drink?

The spend lifting is time not watching mindless tv or browsing Veeky Forums

>let me get this straight, you melted down pellets of bovine growth hormone? and then injected it into your quadriceps? for "gains"?

kek'd

I unironically believe this
You can assume that >99% of people masturbate regularly, which has the same physiological effects as sex.

>You can assume that >99% of people masturbate regularly, which has the same physiological effects as sex.

>so let me get this straight, you built your home gym out of step ladders and paint cans and then went out side and slipped on ice and that's how you broke your neck? Ice.

>you drink HOW MUCH milk every day?

0, doc
that shit is full of estrogen

>who is this terachad? A friend of yours?

You can't get chlamydia from wanking you tard

>"user, tell me about gigachad, is he your friend? What does your friend mean to you, is he like a father figure to you? Tell me how you feel when you look at pictures of gigachad. Do you believe he talks to you, that he is real? Is he who you want to be?"
>"Have you always had trouble differentiating reality from fantasy user?"

>go to doctor
>"are you sexually active?"
>uh uh uh
>laughs then moves onto the next question
>stutter through the rest of the physical
>get home still hear my doctor's laugh in my head for weeks
>call up doctor's office and schedule an std panel
>nurse asks me if I've had a change in partners, what contraceptive I'm using, and symptoms I'm having
>freak out and say I have a rash on my dick
>I don't
>appointment is later that afternoon
>Google common skin irritants
>can't find any poison ivy but I try shit like hot sauce and icy hot and it burns but doesn't leave any lasting marks.
>last resort I dry shave against the grain for some razor bumps
>saved
>get to doctor's office, doctor asks me same questions as nurse
>asks to see dick
>I show him and he does THE SAME FUCKING LAUGH
>then he says he thinks it's just razor bumps but he'll do the rest of the panel to ease my mind
>fucker sticks a qtip in my fucking dickhole which hurts like hell and has me pee and takes my blood

What a fucking quack. Can I sue for malpractice or something? Also, will they be able to tell I'm a virgin from my blood or pee? I haven't masturbated for two weeks cuz nofap.

So, a cyst is making you believe that "You are gonna make it", so that's why you stare at pictures of obese women in order to increase your testosterone so you aquire enough Gain laundry detergent and a grill?

>that stress and pressure in your head and nose bleeding wasn't just from squats and "heavy pulls", it was actually the tumor in your head. You only have a couple days to live
>What's that, did you just say "finally"?

holy shit is this real

>doctor still goes through full std test knowing damn well your intentions.
>"this guy's a fucking quack, can i sue?"
FAG8 SPOTTED, EPIC RAGE ENSUES. PIC IS YOU WHEN YOU DOCTOR LAUGH

They know you're a virgin from your demeanor, there's no medical test for male virginity.

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Adult Virginity Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From Your House Like Nigga Get Laid Haha

>fucker sticks a qtip in my fucking dickhole which hurts like hell and has me pee and takes my blood
You got rodded off the range. Which shithole country do you live in? That hasn't been done in the first world for about 10 years now. A blood and urine test is enough.
t. former army medic

CULTURAL BIASES

Ayo, hol the fuck up. So you sayin that you want to "CONFUSE" your muscles before going for a new PR? Look, man i'm just here to fill out the diversity quota and i can tell yo ass fuckin stupid

Vastly underrated comment

>you... "lift"?

who is she I want that porn nao

I think its very apparent that you are not intelligent.

lol