And this is our sons room...he's quite the bodybuilder!

>and this is our sons room...he's quite the bodybuilder!

w-what are you doing in my house?

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>I'm bulking!

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who is this?

Fucking Benny, get out of my tent.

That's a husbando

a dead corpse

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>Hi, daddy!

Was it born a female? It has feminine feet desu.

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TF?

My dick would actually launch into orbit if that thing had a penis.

Source?

faggot im outside and a true high test onion man dont give me a boner in public

mother of god

>if

Y-you have some thing to show me user?

Florida
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I hope he dies

i have always wanted to know what it feels to fuck one of these. I mean they weigh like 40 kg, you can toss them around
Went to school with one but sadly was a bigass beta then

>the fantasies in my head

He probably just wants the +5 Barter +5 Speech

Seconded

You haven't made it until you can toss around a 6' 170lb thicc (but decently muscular) braphog like a paper doll
They will adore you like a little puppy because most DYELs cant even deadlift that weight, never mind OHP

I mean i am still a bit of a beta, but at least i won't lauch spagetti at lethal volumes if i did it today

Feels good to be improving, if only by little at a time

I know user, i know. I aspire to be there one day. How much is 170lb in yurokgs? around 80kg?

I always wondered, has anyone ever been injured while they were doing something like this and the exercise ball popped?

gf is 5'7" and 80kg (losing wweight, albeit slowly kinda) and I can do that, but I can't help thinking that had she been 60kg or less the sex would be something much different

Not to get you down or anything... but there's a decent chance that if she DID make it to 60kg, she'd get overly self-confident and leave you

t. seen several people that this happened to

His fly is open

Why did I Google image search 'guy sucking off dildo in dress gif' on a crowded metro?

apparently his/her instagram is bellaumbrella or something

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can confirm. am a happy man now

is it a guy tho? im not really sure

I am not an educated trap detector, but no way in hell that is a man. Look through the insta

Does it even matter at this point?

Oh the irony

yeah thats what im saying, but ive seen their face on /b/ before and everyone was saying that it was a trap

/b/ says everything is a trap lol

>brainlet is unable google that for instant answer

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there are easier ways to kill yourself, damn it

yes ravi, it matters

>High reps with low weight is the healthiest way to build muscle
>1g of protein per lb of bodyweight is enough

underrated post

This board needs more comfy /g/ crossposting.

jarring

>/g/
>using macshit
does not compute

i legitimately feel such a strong, unavoidable wave of pure nausea every time i see this thing. jesus

gayest post in this thread

10/10

Reminded me of this

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Don't worry, trannies almost always kill themselves within 10 years of the surgery

>Din din's ready, son.

underrated post

user, you might be a faggot.

>black father
No way this is real.

Heterosexual af

taht's pretty much it

>....
>AAAHHHH

what the fuck dude

>n-not again Uncle Jamie
>he's gonna hurt my no no again

kek

LMAO

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And this is my beloved boyfriend, dad

>the mirror that makes it look like the table has legs

Every time

someone post the photo, you know the one

>Oh hi Mark

It's off a plebbit thread

>a woman went under the knife to be a faggot
WHY

quad dubs checked, nice get!

that's art, man.
>from right to left
>kai assfucking OP
>ronnie waiting for his turn, stroking his dick in preparation
>jay recovering from position #4:
>some black guy getting his cock sucked by OP
no racist though, i just don't know the guy on the left

Faurk more people should be noticing your post number

Is this thing an effort for FTM or effort for MTF?

>So what are you up to son?
>AHHHHHHHUGHUAGHHHHH- oh hi dad, you know me. I’m just living it

thats a pretty sweet fit desu

who's the semen demon in the back

My sister that everyone seemed to think was hot as fuck is “becoming transgender” and she wants to be a gay man. Confuses the fuck outta me, but she’s always been a crazy bitch with daddy issues so it doesn’t really surprise me much.

fuck her before she crosses over, then fuck her after and tell us if there's a difference, ya know for science

You know you're beta as fuck when other men are hanging on your bedroom wall.

You'll never make it.

>fly down
perfect

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that's a very orange couch user

what browsers are you guys using?
I am currently a chrome cuck but I don't want to be anymore.
also.. is this picture true

Cool tay collection also reverse image search leads to a bunch of Cyrillic words and this pikabu website with a bunch of harry potter themed room pictures???

Glorious user. That's what I would want to look at while eating my chicken/broccoli/ONIONS/rice every day

i want to like palemoon, but the fonts mess up on my surface.

firefox. but its gotten shit lately.

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Dat lotion tho

>sodom
Nice

Checked

Do not ever let anyone question your observational skills.

>so detached from society they don't care about images or formatting
Oh the irony. Never been to /g/ but this doesn't surprise me one bit.