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i dont even understand how that happens

to be fair, her weight is more spread out, so it's easier to fall over because of the extra angular momentum created when she moves.

>fuck you, kid, I'm not the one with the dead mom.
Everytime

Being fat is nothing more then laziness, that is coming from a socialist mindset.

Imagine being the sales person and having to demand that lardass has to buy the shirt because she stretched it out so much beyond repair.

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>that stomach texture

Shitty, useless attitude people adobt in order to prevent the well-deserved criticism directed at them from hurting their feelings

as someone who want to advanced firefighting shcool in military and had to drill everyday for years, the suit weighs nothing, the pack weighs nothing, its just super fucking hot inside it

I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE BALD WITH A BEARD BUT THESE KEKS ARE RUINING IT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

gay alien skull begone

How much does the hose weigh?

Boring is the best

There's nothing gayer than letting shit like that affect your decision making dude.

If you want to rock the Max Payne 3 look then reclaim it.

youtube.com/watch?v=Qcskl0B_5uE

dr now sounds mad this year

Then a tidal wave on of fat tumblr feminists slap on their ruby red lipstick and have a hay day

ey that gut looks like a bag of rubble

>Ashleigh Shackelford is a Black queer, nonbinary, fat femme writer, artist, and cultural producer. As a Black hood feminist, she has utilized activism to ignite consciousness raising and political coversations around the issues of fat positivity and anti-Black misogyny. From protesting, to direct action shut downs on highways - Ashleigh has sparked revolution from her home base in the urban South and beyond through global recognition via social media.
Utilizing blogging, social media, and popular culture as a means of accessibility and nuance around issues of injustice and systemic violence has allowed for Ashleigh to maintain the bridge of academic scholarship to trap theory to ratchet feminism.

wowe

wow lol

I wrote this poem for you guys awhile ago. Posted it once, y'all seemed to get a kick out of it. Repostin in case someone hadn't seen it.

It is called HAES

The pitiful form of surrender
An awful spiritual rot
Claim every day to be contented.
But in such protest, is proof they’re not.

Their claws just barely emerge
From their swollen fat covered hands
To shred, assault and insult
The man who dares to progress

Hypocritically they shriek out
That they rail against the judgment of form
Any half rational man can tell
They instead demand failure conformed

To their doctrine of misery ascendant
The rolls of their stomach implore
That you surrender your struggle immediately
And never, don’t ever, strive for more.

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tumblr is dumb dumb

I thought we told u never post this again

Please don't use "fat" as a pejorative. We prefer "People of Increasing Girth". Much better.

They actually see themselves as perfect? That's some high and bullshit confidence they have. No one is physically perfect, and if they were they would freak us out with an uncanny valley effect.
People need to realise you can strive for something and never reach it , and that's OK. The journey and attempt is what's important.
Don't think you are perfect, or pointless, realise you aren't your full potential, and strive to be better.

one on the left obviously has a hot body

fat people are fat lol

too fat for runway modeling sure
otherwise left is just a exerciselet
right is a different story

looks like she's holding her gut in

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If you have the body for it, then just go for it dude. The reason it looks bad on them is because it makes them seem like they are trying too hard to seem "manly". If you are actually built, then you won't look like a poser, you'll look like man. Its the same thing as fatties desperately trying to slather themselves in makeup and fashionable clothes to look good: if you have the body to look good, then those things actually DO look good on you, and if you don't it just looks sad

>intersectional feminist
>a perk

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My god I want that pussy.

The pussy or the FUPA?

>Could you imagine strapping a hundred pounds to your body and then doing someithng like the same way you did it before?
yes, that's why i don't eat as much McDonald's as you do

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So basically she has made a career out of leveraging her bullshit, and complaining on Social Media with references.

And yet I can't get a job after two years?

Maybe I should become a trap and do the same?

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I'd throw that bitch a feast of macaroni and cheese if she'd let me in those holes of hers

>tfw not living in Venezuela where you can lay out milk in a saucer and let the women come like cats and never leave letting you have that pussy for a fucking snickers bar

Delusion, thy name is fatty fatty bum bum

Agreed. Why is she even there?

Juicy milkers

They're also in South Florida, in certain areas.They tend to segregate themselves from Cubans.

The nigress is holding her little hapa hostage over a deep frier.

The woman not wymong

She didn't get the modelling job, much like how Hitler wasn't good enough for art school. Watch out for this broad.

How do I achieve meatball mode?

Thought I told you to fuck off

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>cultural producer
The lalilulelo was right.

Funny considering Cubans are better than them. At least the older generation that understood the cancer of socialism. The new generation is shit

kek

>that smug fucking face

>If you want to rock the Max Payne 3 look then reclaim it.
You should listen to Satan on this one.

Misread as
>woman not Wyoming

Didn't she realize her own delusions and ended up making it?
Post the 2nd part nigga

I think the Venezuelan girls are better, but then again, I don't speak more than basic Spanish

>drinking coffie in kitchen early Saturday morning watching the sun rise
>notice a large blob flying over the horizon with such speed it nearly went airborne
>Its holding a Mcgriddle in each hand
>Nearing the corner to the next street it lifts an arm and begins feasting midstride
>preoccupied in its 3rd meal of the morning its not slowing down only feel from the curb now and as your brain runs the math a feeling of primal fear overcomes your body
>It hits the curb and takes flight like shamu leaping from the ocean straight towards you
>barely escaping the devastation it barrels through the brick and morter of the kitchen wall straight through into the next room
>Looking to discover what happened you peer into the hole to find a small 250lb woman in a crater that used to be the living room floor still clutching the griddle
>it releases a belch strong enough to shake loose drywall from the fresh hole before speaking
>"sowway I waz on ma free minute miya moarnan jog, ya house jus coulden take ma curves"

Oh I meant in terms of people but yeah maybe but my waifu is Cuban (Ana de armas)

I think boogie finally snapped guys:

youtube.com/watch?v=8bauGJ4m0WU

they are crying inside

Thought I told you to leave? NOW!!!

because she is ugly as fuck ? she might have a good body but if you look like that you will never be a model.

based boogie gettin on that schitzo bus

if she put her war paint on, a nice dress and some nice shoes she would be smoking hot. why do you keep going on about being a model

because her sign says that the agency denied her ? by agency I assume she means modelling agency ? and there are many many girls like her and better looking so I dont see the unfair treatment when she gets denied for being just average.

>tfw your claim to fame is being a fat virgin

theres hope for anyone

yes and there are some girls that need none of that and look better than perfect with all of it.
Why would they pay this slag when there are people who are obviously better than her
>huuuur duuur why did you hire a doctor, if you just went to school, had an internship and the right tools you'd be a doctor

lad look at them hips, only one denying that is you

That's not necessarily true. Look at most run-way models without makeup and you'll be surprised at how ugly they look.

This. She'll be gassing the untermensch in about 15 years from now

Am pretty fast

>there are no exceptions in anything EVER

What's the cliff notes?

60lbs (scba +turnouts) + A charged line = nothing?

so you wouldn't smash then, your standards to high?

T H I C C

Makes me fucking sick, every time I see it, without fail. Just thinking about her opening that Ranch and spreading out the whole goddam bottle on every inch of that pizza. Picking up the pieces and likley dipping that slice into the ranch sauce that's on the pizza. They then get to the last few pieces and they're already extremly full, on the verge of puking and the pick up a slice of disgusting, ranch drenched, soggy pizza and happily shove it down their mouths. Any morsel that's left over will likley be refridgerated for tomorow and likley eaten only a couple of hours later.

I think the difference here is he did it every day for a while. The ol Milo of croton.

>lol she's not a model so that means you can't have sex with her gotcha
we're talking about model agency standards friend, whether i'd smash isn't relevant to who they hire or their ability to look good
[spoiler]i would[/spoiler]

>war paint
sorry what. what faggy terminology is this

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faggy terminology from the fifties i think