Why isnt life as fun as the movies
Why isnt life as fun as the movies
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i don't need drugs, im high on life
but everyone else wants drugs so im lonely
>posts pic based/inspired on true events
>tfw you will never live like Indiana Jones or Sherlock Holmes
They're godless and hate themsemore than any autist.
>ywn be a ranger of the north
Maybe because you spend 40 hours a week as a slave doing shit you hate?
Chill, instead of aspiring to be someone else aspire to the best you can be, the pleasures are in the fulfilment that get from being disciplined and managing time well
it is. if it's not you don't get out enough
and you're a bitch
sober 10 months, no drugs in 10 years
Sit through the credits, but replay them 10x for every movie you watch.
This guy looks like every guy that starts shit with me anytime I go out and try to socialise, its why I just prefer to stay a shut-in.
Maybe its just bad luck, but I seem to always attract negative attention from guys like this anytime I go out. Why do I always have to be the person who they want to prove how tough/alpha/cooldude they're?
Neeerd
Why isn't my life full of whacky characters doing stupid things with constant drama...
Because I made it not that way
Mmm hmm. Wage slavery is what makes life suck. I feel like a bit of a decadent bitch for working part-time and living like a monk, but at least it keeps the degradation of work to a minimum. If I can have four days/week to listen to my Beethoven and lift my barbells I can't resent my situation too much.
they feel threatened by you
that's how you know you're on your way to making it
B-But alcohol is a d-drug s-senpai~
On a serious note, did drugs when I was 15 and on my 16th birthday choose to never to use recreational drugs ever again, clean three years now.
Good luck bro.
It is, youjust choose to ignore it
Because writers sit and write fantasies and will consciously pick out parts that don't make the story better. Why is life not like your fantasies user?
If life was like a movie nobody would watch movies. They would just live
smartphones
>100% serious
This
>tfw you will never travel the world exploring ancient ruins and uncovering lost secrets of the ancient world
Life is suffering
Unironically this.
>before smartphones
>went to parties
>went on adventures
>this was regular for most people who were younger
after
>glued to some media platform 24/7
>brains have developed to think physical movement equates to no fun.
Why isn't life like anime?
everywhere you go people are always checking their phone and have to end what they are doing because their phucking phone is getting flat
>phone gets wet
LIFE IS RUINED OMG SAMANTHA'S PHONE IS WET BECAUSE YOU HAD FUN JUMPING INTO THE POOL
>can't push anyone in the pool for fun or they might sue you to replace their phone they they always have on them
ruin every music event with nobody watching and everyone looking through their phone's camera, don't even watch the footage but just post on instagram, other fags don't do shit and live through others insta/snap/kikebook live feeds of pictures of whatever food they're putting in their bodies today
I'm in the same position user, idk why douchebags pick me out of the bunch but they do so I learned a neat little trick
>be me
>get bullied in hs a lot
>put up with it all the way til graduation
>vow to never get pushed around regardless of how big they were
>attend uni and frequent Jim's house
>one night, go out to the bar to take a break from programming
>sit at the bar for about 30min just watchin tv and drinkin Blue Moon
>suddenly a douchebag sits next to me at the bar
>starts to make sarcastic conversation at me about my clothes or somethin
>his frat buddies listen and watch closely
>he's just sitting their talking at me about how wearing Adidas Sambas is stupid unless I play soccer
>"You're a wanna be faggot soccer player aren't you?"
>I was pretty hammered but not hammered enough to start a fight so I did the next best thing
>while he's chuckling to himself about somethin he said I put my hand on his thigh
>"you don't have to pretend anymore man"
>beta-brad looks bewildered by the sudden change in mood
>i lean in real close and say "I like a man who tries to show off."
>I hear him say under his breath "what the fuck"
>"Why don't you grab some of your buddies and we can play with somethin besides soccer balls...handsome"
>I wink at him and squeeze his thigh
>he rips my hand away and hurries back to his buddies
>he just grabs his jacket and his friends are wondering what happened
>brad leaves the bar soon after with his confused buddies in tow
>turn around to finish my drink and bartender is lookin at me and chuckling
>tfw I have harnessed the raw power of gay
>tfw he won't even look at me anymore
works every time
you don't have to pretend anymore either
>handsome
why do people do coke and not molly?
>cheaper and more worth the money
>funner
Because movies are manipulative dreck designed specifically to hypnotize you and manipulate you into feeling things about things.
That's all.
You will never have a life that's like a fantasy.
That's faggotry.
A life filled with contentment and excitement, of finding joy in true feelings and people and places.
That is exciting.
If that doesn't help then...
Okay.
Can you imagine how boring the lives of the people in those movies are between the jump cuts, when the mood music isn't playing and they don't have something interesting to do?
Those movie beings, those nonexistant entities, HAVE to have something going on between their ears between big crazy adventures and scenes.
That thing is what you lack. The subconscious knowledge that you are the MC and you have to MAKE those exciting scenes happen.
That your story is not one that is tied to a certain genre, that it is destined for a happy ending. Just an ending.
You're the director, writer, stunt double, music director, sex double, and star.
If your movie fails then you just suck.
>>can't push anyone in the pool for fun or they might sue you to replace their phone they they always have on them
This isn't funny manchild
btw don't try in russia
i see you are a smartphone user
>never had mates throw him into the pool
Real life is not fantasy.
Learn to love the simplicity of life and, at your time of passing, you will leave this planet satisfied.
Think of it like video games. If enemies in front of you that means you're on the right way.
Why can’t high school be as charming as it is in moeshit anime?
Absolutely correct; it's a shame.
People will do things so they can post their photos on IG or Snapchat instead of doing something for the love of it.
You'll see it all the time at the gym: dudes who lift so they can take photos for IG rather than lifting for self satisfaction.
It's extremely upsetting to see how shallow people will be.
kek'ed
Is there a free app to limit social media usage? I just click on it mindlessly
yeah sure am having fun
Because life isn't supposed to be "yolo rofl fun xD"
>watch them and Jackie chan
>always wanted to travel and shoot at doom cultists for money
>get debt instead
Fuck my guy
As opposed to working 80 hours a week as a salary fuck?
Higher pay doesn't mean it's better. You're charged with more work
Delet
anime is shit
Tbh many guys on Veeky Forums have a similar life as krillin
Except the part where he gets a gf
fake and gay
My theory is that these "images" you post are like dreams that require further interpretation.
So OP wants a lifestyle like the image? Well, first off, drugs and alcohol will ruin your life, so avoid those.
You want beautiful sunny days in the pool? Take lots of cheap holidays. Get out of the damn house. Start swimming, you get to go to the pool every day. Start dance classes and get good at dancing with women.
Maybe life isn't as fun as the movies, but the point is it can be a lot more fun than what you're living. That's what these images mean, you have to delve deeper.
>homosexuality is so innately disgusting that regular people are repulsed by it
I knew it. Everyone is fine with the gays until they have to be around them.
Can rel8
Because your not making any effort to have fun.
You can do this with Brad but please don't try it with Vlad or Dragan
I have the most fun when I'm sitting at home.
Just had a takeaway. Maybe playing some video games or browsing Veeky Forums. Having a beer.
Can't beat that.
They're the strongest human being on earth and are at the forefront of its protection?
>friends want to go clubbing every single fucking weekend
>get shit faced at least one day of the week
>the others even hit the bars every Wednesday
>don't enjoy any of it
>am diagnosed with depression
>every time I get drunk I end up crying and talking myself to sleep
I miss the times of having a gf
Staying home playing games
It's not that I don't like going out with my friends
But I'm just not an enthusiastic person
>hey user why aren't you hyped yet
>he's smiling that's more than usually
I don't want to lose them but what kind of friendship is just getting drunk
Because you spend your time on Veeky Forums then complain that you're not getting what you want.
>ywn explore the vast universe
Nice projecting, tripfag.
I'd say social media rather than smartphones. People being obsessed with their online personas and the social validation they get from likes/retweets is really detrimental to relationships.
because life is longer than 2 hours of 5 minute moments squashed together into a montage. Want life to be like the movies? Do something memorable (good or bad) then drink until youblack out continue blacking out every day for months then sober for a week in order to do another memorable thing, rinse and repeat. Bam movie life nothing but little snip its
Unfulfilled ambition is a dangerous thing m8. Some people have no ambition other than getting drunk. At the same time, getting drunk will ruin your mind and body, making your ambitions unreachable.
A lot of people today are mentally ill. It's ok to recognise that their lives are not desirable.
Sensible answers.
That's why I'm about to head out and get some chores done, son ;o
You have to choose a ridiculous goal and risk it all to achieve Said goal.
They're plenty of people to pick up the slack of this world you don't have to be one of them.
It's the exact same for me. It's like they spot you from across the room as well. Its like its some genetic animal instinct for them that can't be explained.
More like guys here are Yamcha. Totatlly alone, act like they are thought shit, and barely even lift
Besides Krillin gets to smash prime 18 puss. I’d kill for that
>Keeping lousy friends who waste your time with meaningless bullshit
>Plays videogames instead of working hard on self improvement and accomplishing life goals, like fatherhood for instance
>Complains about no gf because you don't have the humility to put yourself on the spot for a woman
>Too lazy to change, but too bored and insecure not to complain
From what I've read, you obviously don't want to solve your problems. You're well on your way to time travel, if you get the reference.
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Get off the computer today.
I know a really nice girl who I work with that goes out and parties all the time. If you judged by her by social media, you’d think her life was great. She parties all the time with a lot of people and she looks like she’s living the life.
Except I know her. She’s fat and has had a guy that she loved cheat on her. When I look at my friends insta feeds for dank memes when I smoke with my brother. She only likes really depressing shit and fat acceptance stuff. She clearly, at least to me, drowns her fat self in enough alcohol to kill the average man because she’s coping. That or downing a handle plus a night solo is normal behavior and I’m just a loser lightweight.
It’s kinda a shame. She’s a really nice person too. But the point is everyone fight their own demons and often turn to drugs to cope. Love yourself man and embrace who you are at your core
>tfw used to just stay home friday nights and cuddle with my gf watching movies and cooking together
She cheated on me few months ago and I haven't been the same since. Been going out with the bros but I just want that companionship and peaceful life back. Was with her for three years and was renting an apartment with her. Just about to get out of uni too and I'm scared I'm just going to get stuck into the same cycle of work during the week and getting drunk on the weekend.
I just want my old fucking life back, it's hard anons. I miss her so much.
Yeah I've talked with them about it actually just today
Mentioned we should maybe actually do something meaningful but it seems I'll have to switch my primary friends group
>didn't mention videogames once
>don't need dating advice
>whole reason for >tfw no gf is based on me moving cities in half a year and don't feel like wasting emotional gains on someone I'll lose fairly soon
>all I ever do on a computer is work
>am a dirty phone poster
>work out at least four times a week
Just because I'm a depressed fuck with boring friends doesn't mean I don't have my shit together.
Thanks for the personality check though mademereply/10
Iktf bro
Also had a girl cheating on me and it was hell. I don't understand that whole cheating bs. I mean the only reason to be in a relationship is because of love and when you love someone then doing anything hurtful to them is absolutely incomprehensible.
I believe in you user.
You can do it.
Don't get cold on the inside.
MAJOR REDPILL INCOMING
>Why isnt life as fun as the movies
It is, but only for a few people
Yeah, well the kicker was that she fell out of love with me and started loving another guy from her class. I was pretty paranoid about the guy for a while, had nightmares about her leaving me for him. And then it all actually happened. About a month after she cheated on me and told me to fuck off she came crawling back, sobbing and begging for me to come back to her. Fucking roasties have no shame.
I hope I can find a girl who loves me, until then I gotta work on building myself. Godspeed user, thanks for the kind words.
>I knew it. Everyone is fine with the gays until they have to be around them.
well, people can do whatever the fuck they want, as long as it doesn't affects me, so it is nothing about them being gay in particular
bc you’ll fuck your serotonin if you take mdma more than once a month (3 months break is better)
there are points in life that could reach the dramatization of a film. Remember that no one wants to be entertained by a boring movies therefore theyre just dramatizations. People do anything to make movies interesting for the sake of capital
It is, but only if you're tall.
>Except the part where he gets a gf
good on you for curbing that bitch, shows you have integrity, you'll get your faithful qt one day user, just keep looking
life is probably extremely fun but its the most fun if you have a lot of money
if not then you need a stringy upper body and not a big waist and to be skinny to have fun
You know how I know you're a neckbeard?
because my hips arean't narrow enough to dress in whatever i want with ease?
break his nose
You are redpiled, bro