/Gay Bro General/

So what exercises do you bros do to make your man more happy?

Also have a great 2018 bros.

Tyr?

H-Hello bros. I’m not gay but I just want to say I envy you guys. Women are hell. And sorry, I make ironic gay jokes all the time.

If I was single for a long enough time and sufficiently drunk I’m fairly sure I’d end up trying something gay. Obviously with a feminine guy, I’m not into hair or muscles or anything masculine at all. But a hole is a hole.

No homo

Am I gay if I jerk off to cute twinks exclusively?

Same here, fuck women really. Its actually sad to be straight.

Thanks for saving my picture I posted in my OP earlier

That was a stray cat that jumped up on my table while I was having lunch at a cafe

mods delete this faggy shit already

Yeah I fucking hate them, but they are too cute sometimes and it makes me both mad, sad, and horny.

hip thrusts

Did you feed him?

degenerates kill yourself

No he ran off

This

Np, nice cat

> tfw get hit on by QTs
> tfw have decent genes
>gay
H-hold me bros, anyone wanna trade?

Gay in denial

How do I
1) Get a body like Mark’s
2) Get a bf that has a body like Mark’s

1. starting strength
2. get a body like Marky Mark and attrack Marky Marks

Stop with this meme

daily reminder

>tfw killing myself on new years eve because I hate being gay
Wish me luck bros

Gonna burn my fat from 17% to 12%

I bet you watch tranny porn
>fucking faggot

t. never had a relationship with a faggot

Relax roastie.

Squats. Get that asa tight and firm.

I lost 80 pounds within three months, but my belly ass a thighs are still big as fuck, so that's all i'm focusing on right now, I want a nice fuckable ass.

No homo though, I hate faggots.

yeah it don't matter as long as the ass is nice. you'll be face down in the pillow anyway moaning like a bitch away so he won't have to see your problem areas.

byebye Veeky Forums this, and the 'amde for bbc' memes have fucjed this place so hard. fuck you normie, faggot cunts

Bye bye, I love these threads because they're funny as fuck.

lift with your dick.

are you in Iran or some shit

read that and it's pretty easy to debunk and not care about. never had pride in being gay so the whole premise is irrelevant. pride festivals are just Jews and nonprofit organizations truing to make money.

No man yet but always do my squats and rows with determination just in case

If it helps any, finding a bro relationship is like 10% and your dating pool is 5% of population to begin with. But I guess finding a stable woman has the same probability? So at that point you can lower your standards or abandon hope altogether

Besides, finding a meaningful relationship while under 30 is very very difficult, as gay people start going through their "teenage years" at around 20. While straight people are getting settled down like they're supposed to, gay people have just begun to do things they couldn't when they were teens.

Good luck mate, I'll be joining you in 10 years!

No Germany, so pretty much to same desu.

Thanks! Good luck to you too.

Veeky Forums is the only fucking place you'll see two depressed people applauding themselves for planning to commit suicide, I fucking love it.