goodmornings

> goodmornings
> middle of the goddamn day

>military press
> What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>jumping jacks
Who the hell are those Jacks?

>deadlift
only cripples me

>not lifting corpses
Not leaving it, not even living it.

>Decline bench press

>Do it anyway

>Squat

I pay rent

>Smith machine

Didn't make it in a forge

>pec flies

Pec stays on ground

>french press
>don't get shot by sandniggers

>pull up
>you're actually pulling down

>skull crushers

Don't have brain damage

kek

oh /pol...

>german volume training
>nowhere near 6 gorrilian reps

>lunges
>idz bregfazd :-D

Topest of keks

>Kroc rows
>chop off penis and embrace being a woman

> face pulls
> actually pulling a rope with my hands

Yeah but why are they called that?

>dead hang pullsups
>the rope snaps before I am dead

geg :-DDD

>medicine balls
>still haven’t cured my autism

>Z Press
>forgott my mask at home

Good

O fuggg

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>barbell flyes
>not enough momentum for lift off

:DDDD

>weighted pull ups
>mom buys pampers

>leg extensions
>still short
what the fuck

shid

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>preacher curls
>still atheist

Great thread so far lads. Keep it up. These threads are one of my favourites.

>clean and jerk
>pants are now dirty

>Chin-up

Chin stays in exactly the same place on my face

>seal
>not actually seal

>barbell flyes

Barbells don't even have wings

...

>dips

My crisps don't taste any different

>do chin-ups
>still a chinlet

Kek

Best one tbqh

>pull over
>wasn't even driving

>Romanian deadlifts
>Non romanians do them

Zozz

>lateral raises
>wage doesn't change

this thread. i can't breathe.

> sumo deadlifts
> Not an obese chink

does that guy
have only 1 ball

These are g00d.
>power clean
>but my PR's filthy

>clean and jerk
>not the other way around

this one got me kekin

Do you not pull to your face??

Laughing girls.jpeg

They're more beneficial the higher your elbows are

fuarrrggg :-DD

>good mornings
>actually very depressed

>plank time
>actually quite a long time

>crunches
>yet all of my bones feel fine

...

>z press
>not even german

Underrated

tob bost fren

>turkish getups
>it's just a tee and basketball shorts

>The Press
>not pushing a political agenda

>skullcrushers

>only hit my head once

Laffin

>180 landmines
>not even lifting in Vietnam

>split snatch
>still virgin

>flyes
>remain stationary

>bench press
>use barbell instead

>>Romanian deadlifts
not picking up dead romanians,

>EZ bar curl
>not easy

> suicide grip
> only a few ribs broken

>keep doing pull-ups all day

Just buy a belt

>push press
>no gf

>TFW can't do military press because I'm trans

thanks a lot drumpf