Walk into gym bathroom

>walk into gym bathroom
>see unpartitioned urinals
What do?

shrug and take a shit

Drop my pants to the floor and take the middle urinal

This unironically

Drive-by piss

Immediately walk into stall and take a leak

>Unzip
>start pissing at the far right
>move laterally to the far left, spraying every urinal and screaming
>your dominance is asserted

>strip naked
>shit in the floor in front of the middle urinal
>jump out the window

>tfw you catch a lanklet staring at your junk over the barrier
Why are so many lanklets gay?

>start sweating uncontrollably
>leave

>Be 12
>Really had to piss at Denny's
>Enter bathroom, completely empty
>Begin pissing, wonder to myself how far back I can go while still getting it in the urinal
>Take step back
>Then another, about 3 feet away
>Holy fuck this is neat
>Take another 3 steps back, still getting it in
>A few more steps and I'm about 8 feet away, pissing in a tall arc
>Door opens, old guy walks in and sees this, 360s and walks right back out
>Embarassed for the rest of the meal, old guy giving judgemental glances from across the restaurant

>begin pissing in left-most urinal
>flex PC muscles to halt stream
>side step to next urinal
>repeat until out of pee
is this not a fitness board?

i still do this at home. at the end you need to slowly get closer to the toilet again.

>360s and walks right back out
you mean 180s retard

I go to a stall.

Had some bad experiences with people taking glances at my thing especially when I was a kid. Just makes it awkward now.

I am acutely aware of the peeing sound my neighbor's make. And yes I do judge harshly.

...

>tfw you're still bigger than the lanklets.

Turn 180 degrees and piss over my shoulder

oh lol

Hello newfriend

moonwalk retard

Stand four foot from the first urinal and take a piss so nobody can get in or out without crossing the stream.

pretty sure it's trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls at this point

>whip my giant knob out as soon as I come through the door
>thrust my hips violently to flap it from side to side as I make my approach
>stand as close as possible to someone, put my hands behind my head and piss with no hesitation as I lean over to stare at his tiny dick and laugh

Stand awkwardly outside the stalls , making sure I'm facing away from the urinals so I don't look gay, and wait as long as it takes for one to become free

pshh