Did anyone else make it physically but still can't get laid? I have no clue what to say this tinder whore

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>being an adult man who uses smiley faces

Are you a fucking retard, OP?

She's begging for you to fuck her.

you shouldn't be attracted to any women who would respond to that bio...

She's literally asking for the invite. These user get it, just give it to her bro.

Literally just say something like "Prove it." and work it out from there.
Don't fuck this up. It's literally giving it to you.
Also your bio is shitty

I am sure you can't win me at cooking. We would have to see if you can win me at fucking.

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"All right. I'm holding a cooking and fucking competition in my place tonight. You're invited, if you want."
"Geez, I don't even know your friends."
"Don't worry. It's just the two of us."

user please update

> Nice. Let's find out tonight at my place

Fuck OP, she couldn't possibly be more obvious. Fucking go for it. Also, change that lame-ass bio.

watch user fuck this up some type of way

>I want to cook for you and fuck you all night

Can't wait to see Veeky Forums fuck this one up.

>literally posts the worst response in the thread after 10+ better replies
>acts better than Veeky Forums

id write

you saying i get to sit back and have you ride my dick after cooking for me? whats the catch

Ugh you're slow

>oh shit hes right
>ITS A MEME U DIP GOD

No chance love, I make a smashing beans on toast

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NICE RESPONSE BRO HAHA GOT EM

"Let's have a competition, prepare to be a sore loser. *mischievous emoji"

dude if 'she' responded to that then get out its a trap

I dunno im pretty good at both, but i'll give you a chance. When and where?

Not user, but you literally are retarded. His greentext wasn’t a response, it’s what the girl is HEAVILY implying with her message.

if you cant figure this one out youre not ready bro

Just take the bet, like literally tell her "fucking prove it". That is what I usually do when aspies get the better of me and oh boy am I full blown autistic piece of shit.

know that feel man

She is a scammer. Sorry op.

Say "good. If you aren't full of shit then maybe you've got a shot with me."

Send her some Gordon Ramsay quotes

I like to think it is just one shithead making all these threads...or is Veeky Forums really this pathetic?

Do you not understand yet? We're pathetic like the rest of Veeky Forums. The difference is that we're buff.

Retard questions here, but if you take a screenshot at tinder chat, can the grill know?
I need help with some qts

Delet this

Not at all. I don't think any app does that actually.

Doesn't snapchat do that

"Eww gross show some self restraint"

"haha I'll make you eat those words."

>YEAH WELL MY DAD CAN BEAT YOUR DAD

So how can we make the perfect tinder bio though?

Be me
Surgeon at Mayo Clinic
Have beach house in South Padre
Travel
Tan and Chad as fuck
Bench 405
Squat 600
6'1"
12 pack (on stomach)
Alpha as fuck but still romantic
Into BDSM and is a dom
Traditional and don't talk with any other women but will let you do whatever the fuck you want even if that means being a total thot.

Oh. And 8 inch cock. Can't forget that. There. That'll hook em.

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marry me user. am a hot grill but autist

Okay but there's something you should know about me first. I'm a secret agent vampire who is a navy seal.

>"are you sure about the second one?"

fully fledged retard

Is this cassady Campbell’s tinder profile?

this, but w/o the emoji, and phrased better
Keep it simple
something like: I'll take that bet

if youre confident: I'll take that bet, cookoff at my place
(or some such)

that's actually my type

> Bet I can cook and fuck better than you.

Bet I taste better. $100 to prove me wrong?

>mayo clinic
YOU SICK BASTARD

I'm just saying that a tinder profile like that, especially the surgeon at a prestigious hospital part, would make her pussy more wet than something that's really wet.