Currently drinking coffee alone on new years eve before going to gym later

>currently drinking coffee alone on new years eve before going to gym later
>know everyone else is at parties enjoying themselves
>can't even imagine myself at parties without cringing at being so out of place and ugly and having nothing to do or say
>aged 27
>no female attention ever, no friends since school
>only ever done anything with escorts
>never been to pub, club or party
>gfless, dateless, kissless, everythingless
>live in the UK so this cringey "JUS BE YOUR BEST SELF BRO OWN IT BRO SEMPER FI BRO TALK TO PEOPLE EVERYWHERE BRO" shit does not work
>lived on my own in London for almost 9 months and nothing has changed
>lifted heavy weights for many years (4 plate squat) and nothing changed
>became the ugly loser loner beta autist nobody talks to after one day of my current office job (also in all previous jobs)
>tfw no passions
>tfw feel like I have to read lots of boring classic books before I can read what I want
>tfw don't have the balls to live life according to my desires in general
>know everyone else gets jobs easily, friends easily; normie clones have lives on easy mode, especially women and chads

get out /r9k/
also see a therapist

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It sounds like a ridiculous site but the reply rates are really great(60-70% reply to my messages), and a lot of qts.

>tfw no passions
Out of that entire litany of problems, this is your biggest.
People treat you like a soulless husk because you are one.
Anyways, what did you want out of this non fitness related thread?
Sympathy or pity?

yo dude is that the top right girl in this photo

Yes that is Yui.
How have you not watched K-On! yet?
It's almost 2018.

your first mistake was living in London. Britfags never win. LONG LIVE US OF A.

Real men hit the gym on new years eve and that's what I will do.

Some girl I know, suggested a few hours ago I should meet up with her, but my muscles doesn't make any difference between this day and any other day... and today is Legday.

Post body

*salutes eternally*

Interesting. Maybe make a blog on YouTube. I would like to watch you in your every day life. You could live stream and we can tip you to do things.

>Think of things you're remotely interested in or could potentially be interested in
>Google (X interest) clubs in my area
>Ring up tell them you're a newbie and you're trying to get into it
>Be with other beginners
>Get chatting, now share common interest, help each other, simple bond.

>Friends acquired
>Get numbers
>Ask to do something else
>Go to bar
>Talk to QT girl

>Live happy ever after.

I've been at a party/gathering every fucking weekend this month. I can go one holiday without plans.

>all the other club members are literally desperate guys trying to do the same thing you are
>they try to bring you down in any way possible to kill the competition

>humblebragging about somethign unrelated on a guy's loser life blog

lmfao

okay

I'm not OP but my backup plan is to go to either dancing class or something other with lots of women. Is this a good strategy?

so rise above and be the awesome dude that's super positive and motivating. you know the guy that is always willing to help out, but not overly desperate for friends so that he doesn't get taken advantage of. the kind that is genuine and is willing to try and extend a friendship outside of that common interest.

if you rise above in a healthy way people take notice and start to help you out and support you because they see you as a higher social ranking and will cluster around you in the hopes of moving up with you.

don't be petty, don't be overly clingy or overly anything for that matter, but be straightforward, positive attitude, always willing to learn, and lend a hand, and genuine. it helps if you are actually interested in that thing.

What? That's a really pessimistic way of looking at things. They could be really well settled functioning members of society just trying to get into a new hobby. It's a completely normal thing to do.

OP needs to go to a Combat sport beginner's session IMO. Boxing or Jiu Jitsu will almost certainly bring out your confidence and new found relationships.

Anyway, even if they were losers, at least they would be losers that he could go out and have fun with like go to pubs and clubs and actually more meet interesting people.

yes, but don't go with the intention of picking up chicks, people can smell your intentions. try and go as a way to get out more, to be a bit more social, try something new and improve yourself in whatever ways a dancing class can.
I'm in my senior year of college and decided to sign up for a ballroom dancing class even though I don't need the credit. I feel like it's something that will help me improve myself and I have a freshman friend also signing up who's a really cool guy, which helps, because even if it's not as awesome as I hope, I still get to goof around with a bro and try something new

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>never been to pub, club or party
Oh it's too late for you then, but I am also a loser and I'm going out to the bar tonight in my medium-sized town's tiny bar district, but it's only 7:30PM here so I'm hanging out at home until 11 or so.

Embrace it, man. New years is overrated.

I turned down a bunch of plans because that's how I wanna bring in the new year. I love the gym and it never lets me down.

I also hate how hectic new years is.

Anyway, it'll get better man. I think you get what you put into things, socially. If you spent less time on here and more on your social life you'd see some differences. Join a meetup group. Look up cool events on fb, etc.

Least you aren't working and alone. You have options at least. My gf gets to sit at home (((alone))), drinking wine and then falling asleep an hour before I get home. I haven't had sex in 3 fucking weeks!

>I haven't had sex in 3 fucking weeks!
That's your own fault, m8. Literally grab her by the pussy and start kissing her neck to wake her up whenever you get home. You'll be fucking in no time.

Is therapy really a meme? My uni offers it for free and they’ll never prescribe you meds. Seriously considering it. Today all of my supposed friends blew me off to go to a different New Years party and now I’m sat at home alone. I’ve realised that I’ve never really had a group of friends who didn’t do this to me. Starting to wonder if maybe I’m just broken and nobody wants to be my friend

She's too insecure to let me to manhandle her like that. She only finds it sexy when she's partially drunk

These fives though, let's go another for some push ups. dubs and we both do them, if 5's we do double the amount by the time new years rolls around.

That's some real fucked shit, man. Girls aren't supposed to be that way.

this thread again.

you don't want it

if you enter a new workplace and after a week nobody likes you then maybe you should improve yourself instead of trying to project blame outward? Ever thought that you were a boring, selfish, and weird person? Just because you're a human being doesn't mean other humans have to automatically accept you

She doesn't even want me to look at her tummy because she thinks she's too fat.. She's got a small chub, but I love it and she thinks it's equivalent to being a landwhale. She get's insecure about smell too, she won't fug unless she's showered, even though Idgaf. idk what happened to her in the past, but something must have..

Daddy's gentle touches

Not a meme. Fucking go for it if it's free user. Take advantage of the communists.
I did therapy, was the best thing I've done in my life. It's like sadposting on Veeky Forums and getting legitimate helpful replies

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Start making YouTube videos and monetize them, at least you'll be making money then.

Thanks user. Gonna go for it. Hope your 2018 is the best year yet and Hope you’re doing okay?

sorta respectable but mostly autistic af
girl literally wanting to smash but it's legday