New year resolutions

I'm a girl (male)

girl is cute, guy in the top left looks like a friend of mine but way more ripped, would be friends with
pls be chicago, would stare at qt girls with and end up falling in love with even though lesbian

One of the six. Wait. You're a trap that's into women? What the fuck bud.

post bobs and bulge pls

lmao are you stupid?
most traps like women and other traps more than men

Sorry for not understanding how mentally ill people think. You're right bud that's on me. I'm a fucking retard.

>Lose virginity
>Plant based diet for at least 4 months
>Get to 10% BF
>More mobility work

i enjoyed your comment user, happy new years

my new years resolution is to log off of this site for an entire year.

Want this shit done by 2019
7/10 girl is alright
9/10 simple, classy, nice girl

forgot pic

Why did you cover the lad’s face? Also nice goals

Thought the same, but boards like /pol/, /int/, and /b/ where i gain nothing but waste my time is the problem imo. It’s the same shit everyday. At least here on Veeky Forums we gain knowledge about our hobby

BIG BRITISH COCK.

Keep up the workout regime
No steps backwards
Small steps forwards
No McDonalds
Don't stuff my face like I'm a chipmunk

covered the face because I just find it strange to have the face when the hair is the focus.

Whenever I am watching a movie/something online, I will be doing arm curls/lateral raises for toning.

to live it

why does my one make me seem 13?

I will tomorrow when I clean shave my legs again...

L

I resolve to stop shit posting on /fit

Because you said Really Smart instead of very intelligent/high intellect.
L O Y A L instead of Loyal
>goes that extra mile for me
b/c i have a good body instead of because I have a good body.
Not knowing 'These indent things' are called dimples.

That's why.

>I have a good body so most things look good anyway

This really made me realise I need to get off the internet and become a lot more mature. When did I become this level of pathetic...

see you in a few years Veeky Forums

Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.
>mfw thinking about you hurtin

And don't come back, roasite.

Oh my god, you're so beautiful that I can hardly believe it. I'm being totally honest. I hope it doesn't sound creepy that I've been staring at this picture for something around half an hour, poring over every beautiful idiosyncracy of your body and of the little clothing you do have on... Take my word for it that if it wasn't obscenely and blatantly invasive, I would be gushing verbally over every tiny characteristic of your body, the wonderful colors of your clothing and how they lend to the vision of you represented int his picture, the background and how it not only contrasts your passionate use of color, but shows the contrast between two different eras, adding to the theme of sexual freedom present, probably inadvertently, in several parts of the picture, how the relatively poor resolution makes you seem simultaneously distant and dream-like, yet relatable and still very wonderfully normal and grounded... etc. etc. etc. I'd love to go on, but I fear that it may seem too... creepy stalker-ish, especially in a public place such as Veeky Forums. The thing I like most is how your wholesome and powerful sense of humanity is omnipresent and very defiant against conservative views about the expression of sexuality. It doesn't seem slutty at all, simply like another facet of your existence that you are expressing like many others you have shown through Veeky Forums. It and you laugh at the stereotype that girls who show their bodies are sluts, and it shows in your ironic facial expression. You are incredibly sexy in the way that your sexuality is portrayed as simply being another part of the complexity of your being, and that you mean much more than that. hope I can go on another date with you sometime soon!

Write me here babe whenever you are ready
[email protected]

Never gonna make it. Veeky Forums will at least help you mature. Going back to /a/ and /co/ will just fuck you up even more

>sips in the drink holder

been too long since i was fit, stairs are harder everyday, heavy breathing when i walk and no stamina for anything
i don't know why but the last time i posted in here i made what i wanted and that is to be nicer to myself and it works.
220 PoS and all i want is to better myself

all i want is to wear M again.

>have you tried cheat codes?
>sshhh

everyday i stray further from god

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We're all going to make it brahs

>bmwf

even niggers don't like black women

Nice body, though legs could use some more work. Shit hair, shit style, basic Nordic women. 5/10.

Meh body, nice but unimaginative hair, cute style, nice taste in girls. 6/10.

Very nice body, good hair and beard combo, acceptable style, nice girl. 7.5/10.

Good body, meme hair no matter the color, style is good but kinda basic, maybe put some more thought into it or find better images. Girls are excellent, especially the redhead. 8/10.

Nice body, okay hair, style is as you said, uninspired and lazy, guy is kinda cookie cutter, maybe be more specific in your descriptions and images. 7/10.

Unlikely body to achieve but I wish you the best of luck as long as you stay natty, Zeus is watching. I assume you put girl and hair in reverse, in which case hair is alright, style is nice but could use more pics for reference. Girl is alright. The style and hair combo would look weird on that body though. 6/10.

Nice body, meh hair, great style as long as you live in the proper climate. Girl is excellent but unlikely to ever be found, I will pray for you. 8/10.

Good body, just stay natty. Hair is very nice, style is excellent and girl is just as excellent. 9/10. Body doesn't quite match the rest, keeping it from being perfect.

I have those indent things

>make book gainz
>make gf gainz
>stop drinking (or at least drink less)
>train abs
>200kg dead/120kg bench/150kg squat
>move out
>tattoo gainz

>also noporn/somefap

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Posts like these are why I can't take women seriously

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same x

Who's the girl in the top left square?

that made me laugh for some erason

i dont even know where to get clothes like this. everywhere i look all they have is absolute garbage

also im canadian so that might be one of the problems

>style
i like it, but i dont think anyone could have huge quads and still pull off those pants

i hope im wrong though

I got slightly larger than average quads and for a fit like that I normally get a size larger pants but in a slim/athletic fit.

Makes the calves look slightly smaller(RIP) but fit's comfy.

>Makes the calves look slightly smaller

my calves cant take this, user

second this. Girl in top left please!

can i get sauce for the body on the left from?

-goalphysique

very nice 8/10
idk how to r8, is this bait.?
6/10

Good job user.

Fay Suicide, a top qt

Not gonna rate everyone one by one but here are some thoughts on the ones I like.

Great chicks. Nice clothes.
Great clothes.
Good everything. I think this is my favorite ITT.
The hair doesn't match the physique. You have to pick twink or bear mode and embrace it, based faggot. Nice shades, though.
Awesome goal bod and hair but the clothes suggest you're caught in a time warp.

I'm Swedish, half of everyone's wardrobes here consists of black and leather clothes, so a lot of our regular stores cater to that. Second hand stores usually have a lot of neat stuff here and there, online stores selling military clothes works pretty great too.

i really really really like this.
7/10
9/10 anime wayfu dont count
8/10 great fit choice
meme/10

who is that SuSi girl?

is it possible to add 70kg of deads in a year? Currently at 130kg. Should I do IT'S A MINDSET EVERY SINGLE DAY workout by The Bugz and just raise dead ever day xF ?

ez

>Double breasted suit in 2018

Fuck off nigger, no aryans 4 u

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>Nigger
ewwwww

Good, except for the haircut

Classy, but vanilla af

Meh hair, good body.

Literal god-tier body. If the hair and girl images are supposed to be reversed you have shit taste in hair. If not, ask your bf to get a haircut.

Nice body and girl. Don't get the hair and style, but you do you.

Classy, hope you have the income to match.

Animu-tier. If you are not actually autistic you can probably pull it of.

A bit tryhard-y, but if you can actually grow a decent beard then go for it.

Hold off on the suit until you are old and successful.

Why the fake boobs? And pick a less obnoxious suit.

If you are old enough to post here you are too old for everything in your pic.

You and I are very different people.

Chris_Hansen.jpg

Try hard-y? How so?

Also, nice body, meh hair, alright style except for the boots. Meme girl. 6/10, above average for the creative smidgen.

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i-is that guy's dick out in your hair inspo?

That guy being Till Lindemann, more than likely yes.

Bad hair, blondes with a tan were a mistake 5/10
Can't fault it, a nitpick would be i prefer bodies with more mass 8/10
Don't like the hair, and it's an ideal thread, you don't pick every attractive woman you can, narrow it down a bit in terms of your type 6/10
what am i looking at, i can't tell what gender you are 5/10
No complaints apart from waifu, she's 2d user 8/10
7/10
Good, too many different women though, your ideal can't be everyone 7 and above on the planet, defeats the purpose
Solid 8/10
No faults 9/10
Body aspirations are too low/not my idea of ideal, women dressing too young for my tastes rest is fine 6/10
Bad style, speak to the manager divorcee woman 5/10
Everything was going so well... 6/10
Bad hair, attempt to post a real woman on looks basis, don't be low effort, rest is fine 6/10
Good, just good though 7/10
7/10

6/10
7/10
6/10
7/10 best girl
7/10 once again being bald isn't an acceptable goal m8
teenage soyboy/10
8.5/10
8/10
8.5/10. Would be more if not for that style and hair. Wich are good but not really.
9/10
10/10 I share the taste but I like it very much
7/10 basic but good.

user...if you're bald you can only be bald, you can't be this much of a brainlet, you can't have any other ideal, people posting bald men are people indicating they are bald

I'm going to be humble and admit that it was a dumb remark.

>tfw hair was always a cunt
>twists in all directions
>always wants to flow directly down
>the only way to make myself look good is to drown it in gel and slick it back like pic related
>every morning spend 15 minutes just slicking it back because it tries to force itself back down
maybe I'll just keep my beard and buz my hair off when I grow the balls to do it

solid

degenerate

kek

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dude... imagine those guys with your ideal body type, wearing the clothes of the style guys.

they wouldnt look like that. the fit is all wrong. they'd look ridiculous.

you cant look both ways

My resolutions:
1. Only drink as much beer per day as burned in calories the same day
2. Stop being an alcoholic
3. Get a fit qt3.14 gt
4. Improve money management

Cap'n?

>cutting out caffeine, sugar, porn, junk food, masturbation, using memes, talking shit when nervous, shaving
I started early December because waiting until new years is retarded

>Ruck, lift, and study my way into comfy active duty after passing basic, AIT, and MOS training.
>Learn something new in uni and be able to use that knowledge in real world.
>Build new language proficiency.
>Find a place to live and help my mother out financially.
>Help mother get off drugs and alcohol and get life back in order.

Uni will last until around May, and then I guess I'd have until January to be deployed. Kind of beyond my control I reckon, but to help my mother is possible only if she allows it. And I guess I have to take it upon myself to study outside of class and beyond homework. Is this all realistic? I mean, it's not like I Mentioned getting a girlfriend.

I hope you make it

Blow me.
Have you tried turning to crime? That would solve all your problems right there dude. You would get a lot of satisfaction out of life by making loads of money (thus attracting women) by committing high adrenaline rush crimes. Then you could drink and be an alcoholic all you want so long as you're good at what you do. I'd recommend starting off by rigging street gambling and selling drugs, then move on to stuff like blackmail and debt collecting, and then get into home burglary and grand theft selling car parts and expensive shit. Then start up black market shop and start buying and trading illegal services and goods once you got the money to invest in your success and bounce back from failure. If you're good enough you can stat up a shell company and launder your money into international crime and live comfortably for the rest of your life in the Bahamas with models and celebrities.

I would also like to make a friend

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>top left ideal girl
>ideal girl on right

>10/10

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