Can anybody teach me how to touch a girl's vagina to make her cum??

People say that if it's slipping, you need to use chalk. That's all I know

For a 10 year old, OP spells really well.
People should take notes.

protip: use your tongue

lmao i still remember this
does anybody have the webm

Which part to lick?

Use alternate grip

beside the money zone then later all over the money zone

Scratch it behind a flap and yell:
WHO IS A GOOD GIRL? WHO IS A GOOD GIRL?

>Can anybody teach me how to touch a girl's vagina to make her cum??
yes

Use your entire tongue and lick it from the bottom to top like you're a dog. Don't flick it with your tongue or go too fast like guys do in porn, it's fake and doesn't work. Don't keep your distance, either. If his head isn't all in, it doesn't really work.

someone post the tutorial of nina hartley (?) on how to eat a vagina please

what's the money zone? can you show me?

>taking advice from a degenerate jewish lesbian
rethink your life

I take liting advice from overweight mutts who reek of onions and have a permanent case of hemorrhoids. It's far too late to rethink my life

this thread

>can't even tell who's underage and who's shit posting

Lick the clit and hook your finger to rub against her upper vaginal wall

is your room well lit?

yes

top kek

this

Why is it so hard to make girls cum???

Small dick or you watch too much porn and think the fake shit is actually how you please a girl

Making a chick cum is largely a mental game on their part. You have to do some esoteric shit, and it's different between women.
My lady needs tons of clit stimulation, and it's much easier to get her there if I talk dirty the whole time. Talking dirty is fucking awkward as shit, no matter how many times you do it. When you're in the zone, it's not as bad, but out of context it is the cringiest shit ever.

That was his ass, and that's called his penis

Here xvideos.com/video1354094/learn_how_to_lick_pussy_the_right_way

idk, where is the clit?

i couldnt see shit it was all dark in the room, and i didnt really recognize parts of vagina with touch it was all just a wet hole inside girl

flicking does work if its on the clit, also sucking the clit into your mouth and like pinching it with your lips is guaranteed to make her cum.

Eat her ass while fingering the pussy. Fingers in a hook shape. Rotate like drill

try using a hammer

>Rotate like drill
*wrist breaks*

It doesn't matter pick a technique and go with it. Just don't stop or switch it up it's like jerking your dick, you want one motion to build up the pressure

I don't really like to eat the pussy but I'm a fingerpop assassin nigga I made like 7 girls squirt a little bit. You gotta thumb the clit for a second then do the one finger, then the two. It's a come hither motion on the front wall there's a bump. Then you try to pressure the upper pussy area with your body or arm

If she doesn't like that she ain't into you dude.

Why is it so much easier to get a guy off bros? No homo

Pajeet detected

Sucking is all you need. Licking the clit is useless. Trust me please

Because a female orgasm isn't biologically necessary.

Who's taking the picture??

i guess its different for people, gf likes the licking and sucking desu, to do just one seems boring

my first kek of the year. thanks man.
>just stick two fingers in and do the "come here" motion.
grill here. yea... don't do that.
it's really not. it's just difficult to give a tutorial and to explain it.
>Making a chick cum is largely a mental game on their part.
I'd say it is more technical really. Talking dirty can add some excitement but we are talking seconds here.
right above where the entrance in the vag is. can't miss it if you touch it.
>Eat her ass while fingering the pussy.
I'd say do the other way around but to each his own i guess.

>boring
That's such a guy mindset. We don't need variety to orgasm, we need consistency.

I'm crying from laughter

tongue on vagin until she makes noises

Stuff salty coins in her vagina while giving her an enema of milk

gotta agree with the 'come here', my gf hates it- makes her wanna piss

Hide a bit of tooth paste on your tongue then rub it on her clit.

I'm not saying it doesn't work at all, I just would not suggest doing it the first time a guy touches a puss.
>my gf hates it- makes her wanna piss
the feeling of needing to piss means she is on her way to squirting. the more aroused it is, the less discomfort she will feel. if she is not aroused enough, it just feels like you'll piss all over shit. not nice.

damn it i wish that yesterday, i was doing that come here move for an hour

also is it weird if i didnt cum first time fucking. without condom btw

pls b my gf

mk ill try it

Why would you want to baginas are gross man. Could be slamming some premium boipussy instead.

I will finger your bum and drink your piss

>also is it weird if i didnt cum first time fucking.
no. in the beginning try to focus on yourself. you can try and make her come when you feel relaxed enough.
to user and anyone else tempted to shitpost - I'm here to just help out

Nah it's not weird, the first time I did anything with a girl, she gave me a handjob for well over an hour and I didn't cum. I fucked her a couple days after that but it took me about an hour and a half

Oh really? How do I cause her to release the juices?

>tongue on clit
>2-3 fingers in the pussy, curved upward
>one in her ass*
*Optional if she's into that but it works without it.

This sounds like meme advice but warming/cooling/tingling agents of any kind are fucking magic

>I'd say do the other way around but to each his own i guess.
what if their finger is stinky from fingering your butt?

if you can make her come two or three times just by rubbing her clit, she might be aroused enough to squirt. the more orgasms you give her before sticking anything inside her the better. don't go over 15 tho. thats just exhausting.

what do you mean? I like it when a guy eats me out while fingering my ass. once the finger is out he can go wash his hands or whatever.

why does he have to wash his hands, do you have a dirty butt?

Tobasco on the clit always works

Can you just teach me how to make you cum by rubbing your pussy like which part to rub with my fingers or lick with my tongue and stuff goddamn.

Are you an idiot?

that's not really relevant to this thread but you sure reek of a 11 year old.

The female orgasm is a myth. Not knowing this is why you'll never make it.

I'm 29

can i post here links from porn sites? this way we could get this shit over once and for all.

also, not trying to hijack this thread but if anyone can suggest how to get over a massive migraine due to a hangover, I'd appreciate that.

Show me.

>massive migraine due to a hangover
Lots of water with a fat and protein rich meal.

good. nobody gives a fuck.

I'm not 11 asshole!

>Show me.
yea no. i'm not gonna do that.
>Lots of water with a fat and protein rich meal.
ok, thanks.

I've only ever had her cum twice in a row- she says her clit is so sensitive after she cums that she can't handle any more stimulation directly to the clit. I've only ever made her cum once from rubbing her clit with my fingers, most of the time she just cums from penetration.

Show me as in show me the link you dumb cunt.

Why are roasties always so self absorbed lads?

roasties have smelly butts confirmed

Post tits

>don't go over 15 tho
Tell me how I know you've never made a woman come

>Making a chick cum is largely a mental game on their part.
If you're a guy they really desire and just not some beta provider, then making her cum shouldn't be hard.

>Tell me how I know you've never made a woman come
I haven't.
>she says her clit is so sensitive after she cums
that was what I thought too. once my ex just kept continuing to rub me off after letting me rest for a couple seconds after I came the first time. The second and third time felt more and more powerful.

Another thing you can do is tease her. Once you feel she is close to climaxing just slow down a bit. Do this 2 or 3 times before allowing her to come. After that you can try and go for the squirting thing.
>most of the time she just cums from penetration.
Again, this is extremely rare if she has not had an orgasm before the penetration. You might have caught yourself a unicorn or she might just be lying or faking the orgasm.

Nah, she's not a faker, I can feel her getting tighter then pulsations, after she cums she gets looser but wetter, takes some work but she fucking loves it

By over sensitive I mean that if I even touch it, she squirms and says its way too much for direct stim

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> I can feel her getting tighter then pulsations, after she cums she gets looser but wetter
Thats a good sign. You can make her squirt after you've fucked. Just rub her clit for a while and then go for the 'come here' motion. I'm not sure about the mechanics, but squirting happens when the clit area is stimulated from the inside and the outside if that makes sense. It doesn't really matter which one you do first - penetration or stimulating the clit from the outside.
>By over sensitive I mean that if I even touch it, she squirms and says its way too much for direct stim
yea that's what it feels like. just give it a couple of seconds, smile at her and - continue. touch the clit gently, slowly and then work your way up. she'll be eating out of the palm of your hand after you're done with her.

LONDON

Both holes buddy

to anyone else reading... this being said just start off by learning to give a girl one solid orgasm by just using your hands. once you have mastered this by which I mean you can make her come relatively quickly, you can start giving her multiples.

the fuck

I like to put a finger in, move it around in a circular motion to open her up then stick my dick in and get to the fun part. If she doesnt orgasm that's her broken fanny problem, not yours