Go to gym in the morning expecting the worst

>go to gym in the morning expecting the worst
>gym is almost empty
>still see regulars

D-Did I get meme'd on about NYRfags?

>Thinking NYRs have the willpower to go on NYD

Give it till the end of the week until they sober up.

No, all the fat normies are still hung over

>go to gym where free weights are on ground floor and cardio and machines are upstairs
>car park always full
>only 2-3 people in the free weights area

NYR dont do weights, they just do machines and cardio

>Literally January 1st

Are you retarded? Most are hangover, wait till second week

>go to gym
>just me and my brother lifting weights
>see a bunch of old people coming in on the cardio machines

For some reason, I felt less judgemental and more supportive for them then I would for the average normie.

sam here

only saw the serious lifters, everyone there today looked like they pressed above 2pl8

The new year's resolutions are real.

Resolutioners are not.

they are all hung over and will start tomorrow if at all.

>MFW my gym is closed today, early work tomorrow, and will have to go tomorrow afternoon. I'm anticipating a fucking mess.

NYR crowd goes after work, not before. It's much easier to make excuses not to go a few weeks in that way since nothing happens before work.

>not celebrating new year with friends
You lost your social gains to your muscle gains friend
It's fucking new year, you should have celebrated, and hangover shitpost with the rest of us

>physically exhuast myself in the morning
>tired most of the day
>can't focus or put as much effort into work
>fucking awful if its a stressful day
>no time to eat unless I were to wake up at 4am

Before work is retarded.

>get into work an hour early
>take shorter lunch break
>leave an hour early
>gym
>great stress relief if the day was shit
>only tired for part of the day instead of fucking all of it
>can just fuck off home and eat and relax after

Nope. NYR fags just don't go literally the day after partying and fucking thots. They put it off for a week or two, THEN the big wave hits

I am energized after gym even if I work out till puking.
Morning lifts are the best lifts

Alternatively
>don't be pleb tier manual laborer
>wake up at 8
>breakfast until 9
>roll up at gym around 10 when the strong-willed amongst the wageslaves that went before work are just clearing out
>share gym only with a few old-timers on the cardio machines and some serious lifters
>back home by 12, shower, maybe some do some household chores if gym session was short
>eat on the way to work
>physically exhausted, mentally alert and active, perfect for a productive afternoon and evening at your well-paying engineering job
>get home, did your workout and your work
>shitpost on Veeky Forums
>shower again
>sleep

>before work is retarded
>let me offer an alternative before work
>still before working a meme job
>still fucking retarded

Except working out before work is great, if you aren't a pussy and/or aren't working a shit pleb-tier job.
If you honestly think that working out before work is retarded you should just become an hero.

>morning

They'll start flooding in around 4pm

>well-payed
I see your "engineering" job doesn't require basic literacy

>gym is closing at 8PM instead of the usual 10PM
>go at 6PM
>gym is almost empty
>no regulars anywhere, only NYR fags
>breeze through the workout without having to wait for some rack/machine even once

Bar the gates!

give them time, they will come....

I see your shitposting habit on Veeky Forums requires absurd amounts of autism.

Wait, nevermind.
You misquoted me, retard. Furthermore, your sentence is missing punctutation. Fucking end your life.

>people don't go to an Anytime Fitness

Why not?

>$30
>open 24/7
>great freeweights area depending on the owner

who are you quoting?

Stop with this reddit meme already

>anytime fitness
>$30

good one

I go to anytime and it's the cheapest gym in my area, $60 a month for 24/7 is pre good desu

I used an app to tell me when my gym would be most empty. It's pretty much 100% the opposite of whatever the app tells me.

anything important gets spell checked, 4 year English degree not required'

This. The worst of it for me is having to park across the street but I don't mind walking extra. At least NYRfags are too scared to step into the iron hill.

last year they started coming in about 2 weeks after nye. they usually stay untl march and then they suddenly magically disappear

you srsly dont know what you're talking about. I suggest you try it. The only thing that sucks is waking up early and going to bed sooner

It really isn't $30 for you guys? Holy shit, I'm lucky then. Thank you, Charlie!

What's the app?

mine is the equivalent of $40 usd per month

People are still in a coma through most of january 1st user. Expect those cunts to show up during the next weeks.

>gym carpark is full
>it's not gymgoers filling up the spots
>it's holidaygoers
>no parking anywhere within 1km
>streets are too narrow to park

LIVING ON THE COAST WAS A MISTAKE. I'm gonna have to go at night until at least the end of January.

The NYR fags hasn't been a thing for like 5 years, that's how fat our culture is, they can't even pretend to give a shit for a day

At least your gym was open today

NYRfags dont have the willpower to go in the AM