What could you possibly offer her?

Good company, a fun time, and I can fuck her brains out.

memes

a bleach

Laughs, unconventional advice, one hell of a fucking, and great conversation over coffee the morning after.

money and cum

T
B
H

A night of suave disappointment

Money for implants

A bowl of eggs

I could offer her myself, but this gal isn't my type.

Not saying I wouldn't smash, but I don't really like latinas.

>You don't have to tell me what happened

Half an onion.

autism

my life
*unsheathes katana*
and my SWORD!
HIYAAH!
*steps in front of her*
back OFF, buster!!!

An average sized dick and boring small talk.

>2007+11
>sacrificing your test for a roastie
ISHYGDDT

a better pose?

i can offer the word of the king so she can stop being a whore

...

My nigga

A ticket back to brownistan.

My penis is 5.5 inches.

not a god damn thing
off rip that bitch is like 20, women under 28 are unpredictable. You gotta catch them in just the right moment to pipe a broad like that. They're goofy, beautiful little idiots dancing around.
The only girls I've fucked that are on this level nigga the stars had to align, AND my game had to be tight as a motherfucker.

I'll still go for a girl like that on some sport fishing shit but I'm good nigga. I got 4 6s and 7s in my phone that suck a mean dick and don't give me attitude. I would NEVER try to approach that girl at a bar and talk my way into some pussy.

I'm 23 man, I know what I look like. I'm hot enough that if a girl's trying to get fucked I'm a top shelf option. But I'm not that guy that a girl sees and has to fuck. I'd have to meet this girl drunk as hell or emotional about something then I'd have a chance. But if you don't close that night throw away the number she's hot and young 20s it's just horrific trying to herd that cat into the bag.

Tall, well built hairy dadbod man sporting a nearly ten inch long and thick cock.
I'm the kind of guy she'll have a scary rape nightmare about then have multiple guilty rape fantasies about.
The kind of man she'll want to be taken and ravaged by and then later hate herself for how degraded she feels. But hate how good it felt and how much she wants it again later.
I'm also good at baking so I'll make that bitch a muffin basket.
Bitches love muffin baskets.

a small dick and autism

I'm pretty sure she's Ethiopian or something, not Latina.

A deportation

winrar

The chance to live GET IN THE FUCKING CAR NOW

you're a fucking idiot

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>reddit

you have to go back

This thread is bad and you should all feel bad for posting in it. I know I do

A green card

...

I can tell how hard you’re trying, please
>>>reddit

quality post

there's game that works on girls like this but it's gotta be the right time

Tell them you fuck a lot of girls. Tell a story about how you fucked some crazy girl the other day on some casual shit. She's trying to see if you're a winner. She'll often accept the shortcut of you're someone who fucks girls like her. Cute rich and personable isn't enough, she wants social validation that you're a good gamble for her. This also puts the expectation of sex in her head, this guy's already fucking girls so if I want to interact with him I need to get on that level quickly.

Every single girl I've said this too has also tried to be cooler than me and tell a dirtier story. Defeat this. Mildly horrifying a girl at this stage is not necessarily a bad look.

white genes for our offspring

>Me
>8inch cock
>money and weed to burn
>1/2/3/4 for reps
>social af, got a squad larger than Montana
>her...
>????
What can she offer me

i don't have the patience to see what someone like that (probably high-maintenance, but I can't honestly say I know) looks like without all that makeup. it's just not worth it. Internet dating exists, which means i can just move on to all of the other girls without ever thinking about the ones who reject me/i reject ever again.
it's true freedom

You sound like a retard with very little disposable income and a poor upbringing.

The only thing you can offer anyone is your silence and absence.

Denko guy? Is that you?

Nothing other than engineering. But why the fuck would she need engineering?

Topkek

Yeah because Ethiopian is totally further from Bengali than Latina and they look soooo different.

I don't know who she is nor did I care to know, but thanks for wasting your own time.

I_got_that_reference.gif

My seed.

Some wipes to remove all of that makeup

Wow u r gay

*grabs you by the throat*
Back the fuck off?!

ten bucks for a cab home before my wife arrives

USD

>standing next to a table with clean silverware
>waiters/waitress probably thought she was a customer
>everyone behind her eating
>she's just standing there...hungry

Sad...she doesn't have enough money for food.

>Yeah because Ethiopian is totally further from Bengali than Latina and they look soooo different.
But they do. Why is Veeky Forums full of so many retards?

Its crazy how your description explains how I accidentally landed a 10/10 like 5 years ago. I never really thought about the situation in detail and dissected my game for that cause being myself usually is enough for the girls I socialize with(weirdo dancers).

I went straight to class from an ex’s home and sat next to this girl. She asks why im dressed so nice so i told her i was with a girl all night. We ended up talking about sex and trying to one up each other until she finally invited me over her home cause i didnt want to have sex in the library.

I have a decent looking face, can hold a decent conversation on pretty much any topic, have an 8 inch cock (no, really) and have a body that's better than the average joe (still dyel tho). Otherwise my life is really boring and I lack tons of sexual/romantic experience compared to other people my age.

What's your motive OP?

+Tips+

>Head too big
>Chest too flat
Are you fucking gay?

nice troll
>mfw i know anons will fall for this

I’m skeptical about this. I’ve mentioned other girls before and they usually lose interest fast. I must doing it wrong....

Calm down buddy, I was being genuine. What makes you think I'm pulling your tail

Pussy, and social stand

Idol worship is a sin user

subtle subtle

>likes big heads
>likes flat chests
Are you a fucking pedophile?

A seat

>I’m skeptical about this

Because thats an obvious bait?

A big fat goosing.

A few laughs, awkward conversations, bad sex and a few years of my company. But what will she be able to offer me in return?

Looks that will fade as soon as she turns 28-ish and a history of social media addiction which prevented her from developing any domestic skills or sense of responsibility for any action in her life. Also, you will be a proud partner of a high maintenance person who will always compare you to filthy rich guys that fucked her as she bitches about your non-2017 non-Mercedes S class car. You should be lucky you sexist pig.

amen brother

t. desperate thirsty virgin

get some standards soyboy

US Citizenship

This

I dated a girl a million times hotter than her. She was amazing, I loved her, and briefly she loved me. I miss her...I feel okay sometimes other times I feel like the sadness will never stop

>7 inch
>white
Keep deluding yourself,

Well I'm not going to deny I'm a virgin, but having a big head and small chest is my standard. I'd never date anyone with a chest larger than a B. Maybe a one night stand but for a relationship definitely not.

A lot of white guys are huge. My ex was 9.5 inches (HUNGarian)

Nobody cares about your 50 shades of brown Pajeet

I agree, Hungarians are better than anyone

>White
Enjoy being cucked by niggers

you are apparently freindo a sign of low test is being attracted to thin and flatness ;^)

Kek

>7 inch
>big

>anymore

It is big you retarded faggot

The average man is 5-6 inches, 7 is big

Stop watching porn, its funny because every guy online claims 8 inches, every guy online is also 6'4 240lbs lean making 10k a day

7 inches none bone pressed is big

nothing, I can't even make myself happy how am I meant to make someone else happy

This

Its the same with height, youve got 5'10 claiming to be 6ft