So Veeky Forums...

So Veeky Forums, i recently turned 18 and i didnt get into a good university and my dad told me either 2 things: i go to the army or i find a job and go to a unilink into 2nd year of my previous degree (which is what i want to do except the work part since ill end up doing some shit job where i have to talk to melbournians all day),
my question is should i just take steroids now and become a gay wrestling/porn idol like Billy Herington or go to the army and then take steroids after,since im still 'growing' and could potentially stun my growth (@5"11) ?

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post face, dick, and ass

Lets just say the latter departments are all good and i have a slav face but its looks abit more Western European

just get your associates and then apply to a 4 year.

Roid, but don't do gay porn, do tranny porn. At least then it's just a girl with a dick instead of another dude.

If you roid at 18 you are crippling your endo system for life

Its says atar for associate in engineering is 50, is that just a round number or do they really not take people with less ? Because i got 45 ATAR, i got 30 in english and 28in maths (but fucked up Chem and Methods, thus the low atar)

Go to the army and get your shit together

I just applied to Swinburne and hopefully it goes through
thats exactly what my dad said, but i just dont see anything in going to the army that makes me reallysticly see as life changing or something that will sort my life out, im gonna go there just until i pass the bare minimum anyways (not actually gonna go into a job just yet), I mean if i really cant do anything i might just do UNI there since i got passing grades in year 12 for chem/maths/eng so i can technically become a pilot

Would you be going to uni just for the sake of going to uni? If so it’s really not worth it imo. If you’re getting a degree for the sake of having a degree I say join the army instead. A far better use of your time and you won’t waste money doing a course that you never intend to take further or use

>waste money
its my parents money and they can defiantly can spare that amount
(they dont really care since its such a small amount for me too fuck off out of their house)
>just for the sace
I dont know what goal or virtue i really want to pursue so anything is kinda waste of time

>but i just dont see anything in going to the army that makes me reallysticly see as life changing or something that will sort my life out
This is exactly why they tell fags like out to join. It hammers all that shit out of you. I know fucking junkies who came out with a purpose

in english this time

become a cryptocoin millionaire neet
and do your steroiding to gay sex dream too now that you have a money and freetime

What coin ? I bought 10k fun and thinking on ENG

do the ADF gap-year program op

btw you are a massive faggot

Australians can also apply to the British military for certain jobs soon talk to the recruiters on the web chat, look into that if you're interested

go to the army

then film the obligatory army gay tape

>become a gay wrestling/porn idol like Billy Herington or go to the army
Why not both?
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45!? HAHA wtf

why do you call me a faggot ? Et-tu pepe ?

Like i said i fucked up Methods and Chem (both subjects my parents pressured me into doing but i never gave a shit about them), i got B in English and Further (basic math) though

Can you do that now ? Also can i go to Canda instead ? Canda is way fucking closer and i love the cold and its both part of the commonwealth

>just join the army dude
Lol. Good luck with that buddy
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bruh ill rp as a fag or trans , also dont believe everything you see on the net, my bros mate is a highranking something in the navy and he said there are always position open for me (aslong as i go through all the training he can 'hook me up' with a vacancy in the navy)

>bros mate is a highranking something
then your bro's mates cousins stepsister hasnt had anything to do with recruitment for a decade

>Australia
>army

those hands

im a left handed so im a minority aswell so its all g bois i got the fast lane ticket through the pc shti; you might think im kidding but when i say someshit that im geneticly predesposed to be left handed and that i've been opressed as a child for my genes- sjws melt and be nice to me