Almost 2019

>almost 2019
>not bloatmaxxing
you dont wanna be this fag in the middle do you?

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Are there any powerlifter who actually lift? All i saw were faked memelifts where they moving weights 2cm groaned and sweated like my wife after fucking.
Also is there any of those fat powerlifters who got older than 50?
Its just ridicoulous.
The only acceptable bloatlord is Bud Spencer and Tony Soprano.
Inb4 moged: id just walk away with more than 3miles an hour and theyre defeated

>implying i want to be an incapable blob.
>never being able to experience runners high

cope
>runners high
lmao stfu you faggot thats not even a real thing. enjoy your destroyed knees.

>destroyed knees.
>from running
>actually being THIS bloated and obese

>lmao stfu you faggot thats not even a real thing. enjoy your destroyed knees.
this >>actually being THIS bloated and obese

also being stupid enough to run in shoes that change your natural stride. we as a species literally evolved to run our prey to death. let that sink in for a little. either too fat or running incorrectly placing stress in places that are not designed to handle it.

one last thing runners high is real, its because of all the extra oxygen you get releasing more dopamine giving you a "high". clearly you've never run any real distance in you life

Destroyed knees only happens if you're a fat blob

>fat
>proportions make him look like synthol
>morbidly obese
Is there another option?

Are these bloat threads anything more than a coping mechanism for lifelong fatties?

Verpiss dich einfach mit den "Abenteuern von der Hardgainer-Crew"

Do these people make it past 60?

>groaned and sweated like my wife after fucking

very accurate, can confirm. just like your wife after i porked her right up the shit honker last night.

MOGGED

>Humans evolved to run their prey to death

Good luck running down a deer or basically anything. Humans are no runners, at least not for short distances. Long distances? Yes,maybe. But humans are more walkers.

Halts Maul die Jungs sind voll cool

Actually we evolved to pursue prey to death, not literally to run after it all the time. If you watch African hunters a lot of it is walking and tracking.

Also, running on soil is different from running on concrete.

No shit retard. They wore down their prey by tracking them over long distances at marathon type pace.

Grizzly would mog these twinks so hard

i am talking long distance. no animal is going to dye after a short run, i'm talking hours or days. the use of complex tools has made us weak, but that is why we sweat more than any other mammal, to stops us overheating from constant exertion.

>humans are more walkers
speak for yourself, I can run for 10 miles easy. Ive been running long distances from a young age

Packing on fat raises estrogen which decreases gains

If someone is over 15 pounds overweight they should focus on losing fat and not gaining muscle

At least some guys know what's up

Is this some weird gay porn thumbnail

Its a moot point since bloatmax retards are incapable of even walking significant distances.

>Doing long distance running
lmaooo enjoy your brittle bones and low muscle mass sweetie.

>brittle bones from running

Fat people problems

Finde die ganze deutsche "fitness yt community" zu tryhard

Good for you. I have fucked up knees so I'd rather not try myself at running (not overweight by any means though, never was)
I don't understand what you want to tell me with those last 2 lines but ok

I know at least 30 gay dudes who would love to be that fag in the middle.

No they didn't. They pursued injured animals to exhaustion through a combination of jogging and incessant tracking/walking pursuit.

If you honestly think we just ran until the animal died you're a brainlet. There are tribes in Africa who still used this hunting method and they do not just run the entire time. We have a lot of stamina but that would be as dangerous for us as the animal we're pursuing.

We're built for constant movement, not constant running. We're good runners, we have good stamina, we can run long distances, but we're not built for the purpose of essentially running ultra marathons. I run like 50 miles a week and I don't understand other people's purposeful obtuseness about running.

>he doesn't know difference between joints and bones
>doesn't know about the effect of cortisol on the body
lmaooo ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/23147022 one of many btw

If what you describe is correct the process includes large amounts of running jogging and walking. Therefore you've just refuted the moronic bloatmax coping mechanism you're trying to defend. Congratulations idiot.

Lmao at twinks who dont bloatmaxx

They are playing the genetic lottery.
more mass = more risk of cancer
they have 3 times more chance of getting cancer than an average guy