Help me bros I’m doing NoFap how many shakes do I get when I pee this is urgent

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Help me bros I’m doing NoFap how many shakes do I get when I pee this is urgent

askme
askme

none, you have to learn to pee no hands
also, I'm going to do no porn/ no fap so I'm going to dump some tit cows before deleting my tit cows folder

hairygrape
hairygrape

Eventually you gain psychokinesis to pee hands free but until then shakes don't matter it you're flacid

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Allowing urine to pass through your penis is the first step towards allowing semen to leave your body, you have to take this seriously or not bother at all. 2018 is NoFap/NoPorn/NoPee.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Mate don't shake. Grab your balls and penis at the same time with your thumb and index, then push towards the top. All of the excess pee comes out and it doesn't count as fapping.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Not top, tip of the penis*

5mileys
5mileys

will NoPee give me a big tiddy gf?

cum2soon
cum2soon

tanlines

iluvmen
iluvmen

made for bbc

Spamalot
Spamalot

Came this morning in the shower aiming the water at my balls and I'm having a great day.
You mad /nofap/sters?

Bidwell
Bidwell

Who the fuck is this bitch, I want to fuck her & cuddle her.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Do you live under a rock? It’s daisy Ridley breh

Snarelure
Snarelure

shower on the balls
feels good man

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

imagine there are people attracted to these fatties

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

not taking 1C cold shower
pathetic

Soft_member
Soft_member

found the low t

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Is anyone even here?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Am I just tit monster posting to myself here?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Someone give me a quick rundown on nopoo and if it's actually legit. I'm only on day one and I'm already feeling the urge to take a squat. I had no idea my addiction was this bad.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

denise milani
one of my first faps, thanks for the memories bro

hairygrape
hairygrape

denise milani will never do nudes
denise milani will never do porn
denise milani will never get titfucked and splooged on while begging for cum in that thick accent

It's not FAIR.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

I would rather have OP chick than all these breasthogs. Does that make me gay?

RavySnake
RavySnake

yes

WebTool
WebTool

That makes you a regular dude instead of a retarded caveman

MPmaster
MPmaster

No. These aren't titcows, these are titty monsters. There is a difference between an appreciation for large breasts, and a fetishistic desire to be drowned in tits Berserk style.

whereismyname
whereismyname

and I think i'm done

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

I've seen the girl on right posted before. The same pic. Is there anymore of her?

Soft_member
Soft_member

Fucking hell, Luke.

cum2soon
cum2soon

I only have the 2 pics saved But there are more of her out there

Inmate
Inmate

?

Methnerd
Methnerd

Dude a meme
if you have to shit shit

Emberfire
Emberfire

You are COMPLETLY right.BIG BAVARIAN COCK is known to be the ONLY one to be able to COMPLETLY satisfy any women. In fact women all around the world CRAVE the BIG BAVARIAN COCK. They ALL lust to be CONQUERED by a REAL dick and openly fantasize about it EVERY day, to be just ONCE fucked as a REAL women. NOTHING else rivals the BIG BAVARIAN COCK. Women like these were BORN to SERVE the BIG BAVARIAN COCK. Their first instinct is to be BRED by the BIG BAVARIAN COCK, to give BIRTH to their children.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

yfw bavaria got yoodled into germany
now germany is getting razzled into africa
africa still exists exactly as it has for thousands of years

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

t. black boi whos only thing he had going for him is now gone, sad

StonedTime
StonedTime

jooojaneee on Instagram

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Shake it once that's fine. Shake it twice that's ok. Shake it three times, you're playing with yourself

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

THANK YOU user

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Eat shit.

Methnerd
Methnerd

That is a horrible suggestion