2" flaccid

>2" flaccid
>6" erect
Is anyone else a /grower/ here?

>6" flaccid
>7.5" erect

Shower master race

4" flacid
7" erect

3 soft 6 erect. Pretty lame desu

2 flaccid, 7 erect. I'm a human party balloon.

Off-topic. (The penis isn't a muscular organ.)

Same dimensions here, wow

I'm 6 inches and I feel like it's not good enough :( is it just me? Non virgins with same dick size cause you actually make a girl cum?

literally me, but add in pencil dick

>5,5" flaccid
>6,5" erect
>tfw also 6,5" circumference erect

t. Pussydestroyer

Underaged retard

ur fine if you have girth

your dick is 6 feet in circumference?

I'm a grower, and it's a curse. Fees bad to always have the smallest pecker when hitting the sauna with the boys. Trying to explain "b-but it's big when it's hard I swear" would just seem pathetic. No woman has ever seen it soft so I doesn't make a difference there but I hate that my friends think I have a tiny dick

Sorry, im retarded, cant deal with this non-metric systems.
Why do you guys just dont use cm?

because I like in the most prosperous nation that has ever existed faggot

No. And youre stewwwwwpidddd

2 to about 6.5
After runs my dick sometimes literally shrivels up until just my head is sticking out

3" flaccid 8" erect

Same here. Feels bad being a babydick flaccid and an averagedick hard. Really messes with my head.

So do you like being a special snowflake?

Is there anything worse for your confidence than being a grower? I'm terrified of letting men see my flaccid dick, let alone girls. I have no sympathy for manlets, because this is so much worse. At least I'm not a grower who is also short.

Don´t worry user
I only have 4.5 erect

i'm seeing a lot of talk about dicks on Veeky Forums today

"""grower""" cope LMAO, you just have a small dick delusional faggot

>ever being flaccid
You'll never make it brehs

4.7 here

> today

>tfw used to be 3" flaccid, 6" erect
>gained 100 pounds
>dick barely leaves its hidey hole when flaccid
>a solid 4" erect
Looking forward to those /fast/ gains.

How do I exist in a state of constant arousal?

...

Are you me? It's kind of alarming having a dick that almost quadruples in length but I guess anything's better than having it be tiny when erect.

it's a long wait, the pubis area is one of the last places to lose fat and modern hormone shit probably makes it worse, some guys never lose the fat there.

Jelqs will help boys
Just take 'em slow and easy and progress them like you would a lifting program
And for fucks sake, lose weight if you're fat. This affects both the flaccid and erect states of your gabagool.
>inb4 Sheklestein tells you not to "fuck up your dick"

>7 inches flaccid
>4 inches hard

Fml

Chads want to fuck everything into submission, animate or inanimate. See that laundry basket in the corner? Go fuck it. When your done move onto the cat, rinse repeat. Eventually you'll be 110% rock hard constantly, it's not about arousal.

Same

>mfw 5"

And here I thought this is meant to be average, Veeky Forums is like Biggus Dickus by comparison

got a link to a proper technique bro

The other user can't into reading, the " means inch and it's ' for feet

Go to either pegym or thundersplace

>3' inches flaccid, almost 2' when cold or out swimming, foreskin doesn't help
>nearly 7 inches when diamonds, glands are bretty big when rock hard
>mfw tight foreskin so it doesn't retract without bleeding over the girth of my full erection
>mfw erection always ends up dying within minutes because of this

The Lord giveth...

I imagine some people are being generous and rounding up.

White people are growers, niggers are showers.

Geographical climate and shit.

Big white dicks exist, /pol/

>in colder climates body temp is conserved by the dick not being inflated with blood (which would allow it to be cooled faster than inside the guts
>in hot climates the dick is filled with blood at all times because it creates more surface area for air to blow over and cool down the dick blood

holy fuck licking wheel chuckers nature is a fucking racism

>tfw penis completely gone on cold day

>.5 or 1 flaccid
>4.5 erect
>tfw dicklet & manlet
>turned down numerous chances because I didn't want them to see my dick

Kill me

>3.7 inch flaccid
>6.5 inch hard
am i shower or grower? i feel small af when flaccid though. Also girth is about 5.2 inches am i fucked?

>6.5" circumference
post pic

>he doesn't know that circumference is measured from the base of the penis to the tip
lmao at this dicklet

>2 inches flaccid
>8 inches erect
>2 inches girth
>grils call me the needle

numbers about the same here, the best advice I can give is to just live with the fact that it gets bigger.
I've been to clothing optional places and you'll see some bigger and even smaller flaccid dicks and realize it doesn't matter.

Me too. I love mines.

source: your ass
br here and i am a grower

>nigger thinks he knows shit about dicks
el
em
ayy
oh

nobody calls you that, user

>4.5 flaccid
>8 erect
I used to think I was below average until I started reading threads like this

4.5 inches flaccid but only 6.5 inches erect. I feel like I'm just a deceiver.

Also used to fudge numbers but I honestly think my girth is only 4.9 inches now, wish I had just like .2 more cuz fuck I know my length is fine but need that girth to make the ladies cream

what is ideal girth bros?
7x5.5 ding dong here

t.virgin

never turn down a bitch bc ur a dicklet
love urself son get that poosy

More than enough bro, average girl is 5 and huge girth is 6 so you're perfect

Wow a literal fucking dick measuring contest on Veeky Forums
You faggots always disappoint me truly.
Always having to stack yourself up to others in fucking everything, so pathetically insecure

4.5'' flaccid
6.5'' erect

neither grower not shower

>4 flacid
>4.5 hard
look perfectly aesthetic on my ottermode

>he doesn't e-stat to make people feel bad about their insecurities
>he's insecure enough to actually measure his penis

you're gay

...

3 1/2 flacid 8 inch hard

Yeah it sucks in group nude situations but I'm hardly ever in those and when I am it's almost always with a girl I'm already banging so she knows

>2" flaccid
>5" erect
At least I'm not a manlet, right?

Sort out your fucking lives lads

4.5 flaccid
7.8 erect

Luke?

This, but unironically. My dick is 8+ inches long, but only 5 inches in girth at the thickest point

same here
i'd be fine with that if it weren't for the literal baby girth, this is the sole reason for my insecurity and not making a move into finally losing my virginity

Do you live in 40s Germany?

>2-3" flaccid
>5" errect
>looks ridiculously small on my 6'2 large framed body

>tfw manlet and grower
>5' 7.5"
>2.5-3" soft ~6" hard
I just date short girls and dont show them my dick soft. Happily dating

5" flaccid
1.5" erect

At least my dicc is thicc

...

1.5 inch flat, 6 erect

This as well
>tfw 4.5 inch girth
The lord giveth and the lord taketh away.

3 flacis pretty much 6 when erect

Same brah
0.5~ flaccid 6 erect

3" soft
7.5" hard
i am ok with this

My length and my girth are both 5.5 inches

>move on to the cat
my fucking sides

>be 10
>4 year old brother runs through house naked
>his dick is flopping around
>think why doesn't mine look like that, mine is like a little piece of skin until i pull it back
>be 13
>older sisters move out and my brother is not my responsibility
>take a bath with my 7 year old brother
his dick is bigger than mine
>try and ignore it
>get a boner becasue im fucking 13, don't get the wrong idea
>his dick is still bigger than mine
>never take a bath with him again
>be 20
>14 year old brother is now same height as me
>go on family holiday at the beach
>his dick hasn't changed and he just looks like a child stretched to 5'7"
>my dick looks like a thumb with two big balls under it, but totally covered with hair,
>his dick is like a little finger with half a golf ball under it, he tries to hide it as much as he can in the showers
>me 30
>go to beach with 24 year old brother
>my dick is the same, i shave it to make it look bigger
>see his dick as he walks around the change rooms freely
>it's fucking huge, but his balls still look like a single golf ball, making his dick look even bigger
>he's 3" taller than me, has a weak frame with a voice two octave higher and a baby face
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE it's not fair

>He doesn’t do penis curls
Never gonna make it

>2 inches soft
>4 inches hard
>7 inches girth

the chode life is a suffering life

>4.5" on a good day length absolute maximum.
>dont even want to check girth
I'ts not something I'm as depressed about as I used to be. Maybe you could call it "at peace"? How do other dicklets cope?

LMFAO POST PICS WHAT THE FUCK

Have any other dicklets developed an SPH fetish?

like a stop button ?
you dont actually box / punch your dick to jerk off do ya ?

Ya, you can, usually it’s more about if she comes or doesn’t in general from penetration, some only come from clit stimulus. ( of course any sort of female orgasm is just a myth, even if they squirt that’s just piss) women are fucking retards

literally 2.5cm 90% of the day, but 17cm on the dot. My dick is so fucking weird.

>Be grower
>Buy pants based on flaccid fit
>Any random boner could literally destroy your life

bro it's your fucking soft dick. get the fuck over it pussy.

LOL this guys got a coke can dick