I'm desperately hungry for cereal but carbs are the devil. What do

I'm desperately hungry for cereal but carbs are the devil. What do

Eat your cat, but fantasize about cereal.

I wish that was my cat lol its beautiful
But are there any foods i can eat and pretend?

You need carbs. You just need SLOW carbs. Fiber rich dark bread, for example - eat that without butter, with milk.

Why without butter? Cholesterol? I don't use butter anyways, just curious. I'm also seriously feeling some toast and jam. Maybe some pumpernickle and strawberry rhubarb?

Hey, if you want to eat it with butter, that's up to you. I figured I'd sidestep the whole cholesterol debate. There are other types of fat that you can eat.

porridge with whole milk.

what a beautiful cat, i just want to pet it. its so pretty.
do you have more pictures of a beautiful cat?

you can eat cereal whenever you want once your not a dyel

Realize its the sugar youre cravng and not carbs in general

This is what cheat meals are for.

Are you fat??? I mean really just fucking eat dude. Then lift more to compensate for your shitty decisions.

I usually just tell myself
>stop being a fat piece of shit
Then I remember how much I hate being fat and usually get through it.

sugar is carbs you dyec

Low carb cereal sweetened with sucralose and unsweetened almond milk.

Don't go overboard because this stuff is expensive.

literally all I think about when I want to quit keto is this. haven't had any sweets in 2 months

I keep telling myself "just one piece, just one bite"...but every time i deny myself one of 2 easily accessible pleasures in my life (jerking off being the other), i always resist. I know I'll thank myself for it later on down the road, because in the past 2 months since starting, I've lost 40lbs

eat broccoli and drink water until youre full

Eat water

Instead of swallowing just spit it out after you savored the taste. Like a wine testing tour.

How do you know it isn't the artificial vitamins?

Eat a bowl of Cream of Wheat.

But carbs are good for you. Grains are shit though. Eat some fruit.

>avoids carbs
>thinks they're gonna make it